Rehashed 20091121 Yee Mai

Run: 853 Hare: Yee Mai Venue: Abandoned Factory Lots Jalan Kacau Cohare: No Hair

Runsite at the factory lots that have been long forgotten by HLH4 till now. Many reached the run site by recalling that one of the rotation runs was held at this site years ago. Either the weather was not very kind or the hare was stingy, as it drizzled and rained before, during and after the run.

Close to the start of the run, some late comers drove in on the main road to get a glimpse of what the run would be as the hare and co-hare were laying the home trail paper. Meanwhile, the runsite was filled with chatterings as a guest from Malacca hash, Sleeping Beauty, was around to chat with No Wing, Karu and the others.

The run started with Guitarman leading the pack as Dipstick was not around and he was trying to show off his running skills to Sleeping Beauty. Weaving in and out, going on the slippery slopes had many threading slowly and carefully while some turned back to get their own 'thang'.

The checks: 1st check near the river - a forward; 2nd check downhill on an offtrack - a back check; 3rd check at the hill - an easy peasy forward; 4th check - also another easy peasy forward.

The home trail was muddier than usual on the clearcuts and bulldozed land. Some paper could have been picked up by the 'locals' or eaten by wild boars leaving some trails messed up. This resulted in time wasted searching all over for the papers as complained by Kelam Kabut, KikiLala and ChaCha.

ChaCha came out first with the rest no where to be seen. It was later found out that he did his own bit of the home trail. The 'actual' 1st came back in 1hr15mins and the last, Rocky, or should it be 'mud man'?, was out around 9pm.

The circle started late as there was interference by a trailer 'delivering kueh-teow' right in the middle of the circle. Song Lau took the box to it's glory for the night.

Iced:
No Hair - 'useless' and not an understanding boyfriend;
Guitarman - no manners, disturbing the box;
King Kong - the actual 'GM' but also a director;
Ular - another loud mouth;
Warranti - itchy depan and belakang;
Bulldozer & Aru - run site 'foggers';
Cha Cha, Song Lau and Micheal - another group of 'foggers'

GM's wise words: always welcome the good guests but kcuf the bad ones, welcomed the guests (Sleeping Beauty from Malacca hash and Swea-Err from Dalian). Mystery Whip Long John Silver was at his element and had the circle in giggles.

InterHashSec CowLin had a few wise words too and praised the HlH4 webmaster for keeping the site 'good looking and sexy'.

OnOn on runsite with Leong's Mobile Char Kueh Teow...

(scribed by No Hair)

Next Run: No 854 Date: 28/11/2009 Hare: UI Venue: Taman Ehsan Kepong

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Rehashed 20091114 Warrenti

Run: 852 Hare: Warrenti Venue: Bukit Hatamas Cheras Cohare: Farah

Kajang H3 was celebrating their Run No. 1111 and our usual run turnout were at Bandar Tech as a show of support.

It was a very wet week in the Klang Valley with a heavy downpour earlier in the afternoon. So at about 10 to 6, there were only Silent Dragon, No Wing and Bandit together the beerman at the runsite near the JKR water tank on the right just after the entrance to Bukit Hatamas.

Bandit then said that he will not be completing the run to which Silent Dragon added that he too will not complete as he has to attend a wedding dinner nearby. Hearing this, No Wing said, "I think I have slight fever".

About 3 mins before 6, the 3 of them set off for the run, passing the KAKI Hash who were runsited closeby. The paper led on the right into the jungle and kept right all the way down and cross the stream for the long climb up the first hill.

Coming down the other side brought the three hashers to the first check. Silent Dragon went across the stream and up the 2nd hill while No Wing took the left path to check. Bandit, arriving last, went checking on the right.

Unable to locate the paper trails, both No Wing and Bandit returned to check point and called out for Silent Dragon. Not hearing any reply, Bandit went up the hill across the stream. Not finding paper nor meeting Silent Dragon, he came down 15 mins later.

After waiting 10 mins for Silent Dragon, at No Wing's insistance, both returned on the in-trail, arriving home about 7.08pm. A short while later Silent Dragon came out, having met the hare up the hill after the first check.

The sad hare did not go and collect the capati he had ordered and Farah did not bring out the chicken curry she had prepared, which was a good thing for No Wing.

It took a while to consume the one crate of the golden fluid which Hash Cash had allowed. Bumble Bee drove by and noticing none of the guys enticing enough, grabbed a bottle of the golden piss and went off.

No Wing was jubilant as he thought no one had noticed his new boots until he was told that we usually carry forward to the following week any charges and On downs not caried out.

Pictures provided by No Wing who was concerned about our website. History created for HLH4 for the least number of hashers turning up for a run.





Next Run: No 853 Date: 21/11/2009 Hare: Yee Mai Venue: Abandoned Factory Lots Jalan Kacau

(From Semenyih town, drive along Jalan Sg Lalang which is also known to many as Jalan Kacau. About one km AFTER bypassing the entrance to Sri Haneco, look out for HLH4 signs on the right.)

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Rehashed 20091107 Fong Siew

Run: 851 Hare: Fong Siew Venue: Asbadi Quarry Mantin SubCons: ...

It was still a cloudy day even after a heavy down pour. The early birds and those who missed the 'contractors' to set the run were told of a 'dangerous run' as the 'contractors' saw some landslides. However, that were the words that they said before they went off to another batangs' event in Broga.

Left in a lurch with a 'blurry picture', some opted to sit in and some do their own run. Some local 'friendlies' came out with the 'contractors' and that, too, prevented some to even go on trail.

It was not very clear when the Joint Master yelled OnOn like he never did clear his throat or due to some landslide comments that his balls were hidden. The pack started hesitantly with a walk through the newly opened fishing pond and crossed the pond on a make shift flooded bridge.

They climbed on the slopes and came out to some 'flat top' to get stuck in knee deep mud and more puddles of mud awaited ahead. So, it was a wet, muddy and slippery run as the runners went up the usual hill towards the high tension pylons and Labu Hill but landslides in a few areas on the trail prevented the 'contractors' from climbing further.

They then turned left on to a small trail and was headed towards the back side of the hill with a gradient down hill. The trail was not easy to 'negotiate' as it was covered with smaller lanslides with ants' hives everywhere!. A final crossing on a 'washed off' area with some good knee deep mud areas, had the runners hopping from one hard spot to another to get across.

At the edge was a flowing creek for a 'wash up'. It was then a small up hill on the offtracks and down till a Y junction for the one and only check that was broken on the left with 2 stupid runners running down to check and back up to connect the trail.

After passing some small ponds came the start of another killer climb, slippery but minus the knee deep mud. It was a long climb with a downhill and then back up again after reaching the bamboo growths.

Coming out just at the back of the quarry on to the broken tarmac road for a less than a km run, the pack was faced with a 'cliff hanger'. There was no other way so the pack had to scale down the cliff! Not as what was said, it was a soft soil cliff that everyone could step on.

It was another short run back into the palm oil trees behind the fishing pond to reach run site. The 2 runners were back in 1hr10mins, almost the same time as the 'turnbackers' and the last pack was out about 45mins later, safely but dirty!

A good crowd of guests (mostly MambauH4 members suporting their GM and HLH4) and members to enjoy the after run food of some good mutton curry, sambal petai, sweet potato soup, 'yau za kwai' + 'mar ki-ork'.

The hare arrived just before the circle started and it drizzled at the start of the circle so all moved under some canopies which the hare had arranged.

Iced:
Ular - couldn't keep his mouth shut to intefere the circle;
No Hair - also cannot keep his mouth shut to intefere the box;
Foong Siew - for leaving everything to his contractors and sun-cons whereby he went to 'deliver goods' to 'Grik';
Big John - now a guest, came late and just for 'some fun';

Thuksudi No Wing - insulted the Malaysia's mosquitoes;
Guitarman - 'fully discharged'?;
Beerman - 'fully charged'?;
Chickadee - terming 'fully discharged';

Joachim - new member who could not remember other members' hash names;
ChaCha - trying to use No Wing's list;
Viagra - 'can't remember';
On The Way - 'can't remember 2';

Dipstick - holding 'Big Mike' with the right hand;
Reject - the goodman who paid 2 tolls to get the portabe lights which were less than a km away;
Foong Siew & Long John Silver - accusers and accusee of canopies joint without a gutter that it dripped

'Fcuking Incident' happened when first time guest SS Maniam (a Bintulu hasher) was trying to introduce himself but was soft as the 'Big Mike' was too far. Song Lau, standing beside Guitarman, shouted to ask him to put hold the 'Big Mike' closer when he talked but was met with some gnikcuf comments from Maniam hurling it towards Guitarman. Laughters filled the canopies as the gnikcuf commotion kept on a few more seconds. So, it was concluded that - some rekcuf kcuf a eekcuf that some other people got dekcuf because the 'deaf' rekcuf can't hear and shouted that got the 'blind' eekcuf gnikcuf an innocent dekcuf!

OnOn on site with Star Caterer with the delicious food especially the friend herbed chicken, mutton, tosai..........Beers were kept flowing by the hare as he got his 'fishing pond operator' friend to supply the golden fluid.

(scribed by No Hair)






Next Run: No 852 Date: 14/11/2009 Hare: Warrenti Venue: Bukit Hatamas Cheras (Awana)

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Rehashed 20091031 Bulldozer

Run: 850 Hare: Bulldozer Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang SubCons: Abraham, RatTail

After much change of plans from Plan A and Plan B, Bulldozer finally settled on Plan C which was the usual run site that we have had so often that it was once considered banned. True to his planning of contigencies, what if it rains - materialised when the sky was grew dark in the late afternoon. (pix on right - note "what" has slipped out and hanging)

The run started with some confusion as KikiLala pointed to the other side whereas JPS was sure that the run in-trail was at the usual oil palm estate. OnPaper led the pack through the oil palm estate road opposite the run site but was short lived as the contractors led us back to the factory lots' road and the InTrail was on the far edge of the area towards the highway.

It was running in the oil palm estate again for about a good 10mins before the first check was met. Kelam Kabut went forward, Bruise Lee downhill on the left while Gigi Putih went right and uphill. No Hair was seen vomiting on the check point, must have been drinking before the run.

Soon enough the check was broken on the right uphill with Gigi Putih leaving Farah and YeeMai connecting the paper. It was the usual run around some bushy trails and crossing the creek to end up in the pineapple plantation with the big pack of dogs 'singing encouragements' when we passed by.

It was uphill in the small patch of jungle/bush before we ended up again in the oil palm estate behind the cow shed with a loopy run round the hill to meet the 2nd check. Gigi Putih was being instructed by KikiLala as he was seen confused after hitting a falsie.

It was a good run around the oil palm estate, rubber tree hills and clearings before we reached the junction on the 'bungalow' after the cow shed. Up front were Cat and Winnie Jenny calling checking in front as William and Gigi Putih hit the 3rd. ABC and KiliLala were back checking just as the OnCall was heard for a forward break.

The pack was taken through an orchard and passed some oil palm estate at the back of the 'whore'. The 4th check at the slope next to the dragon fruit farm had Warranti breaking i,t climbing the usual dragon fruit farm's trail. It was at the top of this hill that the trail went left into the rubber tree hills just when the sky got darker.

It was a parallel walk on the slope to reach the off track road downhill till the water tank factory. The trail down was slippery as the track was covered with moss - all were seen running slowly as when they stopped, they would fall.

Imagine the reaction from the hashers upon reaching the water tank factory, as it was well known that everyone will have to soldier on for at least another 2km run on tarmac to back to runsite. FROP was in around 1hr25mins (Kelam Kabut + ABC) and the rest were back before 8pm.

The hare had some thing different about his do and prepared lemang (bamboo cooked rice) on site with mutton rendang, chee cheong fun and stuff.

The recipe for bamboo cooked chicken was well kept and was served the soonest it got cooked. The main OnOn food was served before the circle to let us savour the chicken, rendang and sorts. The circle started just after all had settled down but some had opted to leave early as they 'had other arrangements'.

GM's wise words - get registered in support of KajangH3's 1111th Celebration Run. All were reminded to have good table manners as rubbish, bones, egg shells and sorts had been left on the food serving table.

OnCash and InterHashSec were 'shopping overseas'. Kelam Kabut took the initiative to find out from members about the ApiApi 25th Anniversary do on the 19-20 January 2010 and the tour of Mount Kinabalu and Pulau Tiga - both could be arranged before or after the ApiApi do - a write up would soon be done over the next few days.

Iced:
Show Time and Bruise Lee - not knowing what the date was for the next run (aiyo-yo....7th November pun susah mau ingat):
ABC - question's answer 'leaker';
Aru - the 'Canadian' who does not litter there but did it in Malaysia as it's easy to 'kow tim' (settled);
Gigi Putih - (with his pinky stuck in the bottle) did not teach, the person that he brought to hash - not to leave things behind;
BumbleBee - wanted to know how the leaves and stuff were put into the bamboo (as explained by Bulldozer);
Bulldozer and Matahari - honouring them for the good Deepavali do last week;
Karu - every once a while;
Bulldozer - for forgetting to give credit to his contractors for the good run set;
KikiLala - was supposed to be one of the contractors but refused to be a 'sub-con'.

Circle ended early for the remaining members to enjoy the beers and the company


(scribed by No Hair)





Next Run: No 851 Date: 07/11/2009 Hare: Fong Siew Venue: Asbadi Quarry

(From Grand Saga (Cheras/Kajang) Highway, continue on the Kajang/Semenyih bypass. Then continue on the Lekas (Kajang/Seremban) highway. Exit at Mantin (last interchange as road to Seremban not completed yet). Pay toll RM4.00. Turn right at traffic lights and travel about 4-5km towards Seremban. Keep looking out for HLH4 directional signs)

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Rehashed 20091024 Deepavali

Run: 849 Occassion: Deepavali Run Venue: Dengkil Kastam SubCons: Matahari, ...

At the runsite, Matahari's brother, Dorai, was running about with concern on parking spaces and was a great help to ensure everyone parked correctly and neatly.

It was a very warm day with only about 20 hashers around to start the run on time. A short beat around the bushes on a small hidden path by Matahari's neighbour's house, saw the pack ending up among some abandoned oil palm trees. JPS was still leading the pack with Rocky chasing him which got the pack 'wide eyed' and smiling.

Getting onto the laterite road for the 'baking session', the pack got a bit more faster and met the 1st check just after the bridge over an almost dried up river. A back check crossing the bridge got most runners dekcuf except for Dipstick who was running at the back.

Another baking session on the laterite road that took a right to the oil palm estate with some expecting a climb when the hill was unveiled but met the 2nd check at the top. Monster and Rocky were sceptical about the forward check so they went on the opposite roads without climbing the hill. Some SCBs were already short-cutting their way through even earlier.

When Rocky found the connecting trail and broke the 2nd check, Gigi Putih was seen running like lightning towards Rocky. A running loop in the oil palm estate and further inwards got the pack led by Gigi Putih to come to some clearcuts where he was seen to be confused and was searching for Paper. It was later found that his teeth was so white that it glared his eyes and blurred his 'PaperVision'.

A short running distance got the runners to the 3rd check which was easily broken by 2 Mambau H4 members who were running close together upfront. The running pack then got onto the nearby path next to the main trunk road. This path zig-zagged and weaved in and out to avoid getting on the main road.

The last draw and home trail was on the InTrail 'baking' trail' which allowed the runners a good run to 'home in' in about 1hr5mins. The middle and back packs were smart enough not to get onto the 'baking trail' by getting across the river on the nearest bridge to finish the run about 30mins later.

Circle: Our brothers who organised this Deepavali Run were acknowledged, who then expressed gratitude for all the pledges and sponsors.

Change of Bulldozer's run site to Bandar Teknologi Kajang was announced. GM welcomed new member - Arumugam, and also welcomed the other distinguished guests. GM stressed the need for HLH4 to support KH3's 1111th Run.

InterHashSec's difficult tasks of getting invitation info and travelling infos. OnCash's unopened red paint cans were ready to be opened for some 'bad debts'.

Iced:
Gigi Putih - stating the run was too long for him as he could not keep up with the front runners;
Rocky - though not iced, was honoured for breaking the 2nd check;
CowLin - the InterHashSec who could is able to recruit more members for the international runs than for the local runs;
Viagra - left his shorts for others to pick up, he had to change into it to prove that he can fit into the 'hat seems to be too small for him' in full circle's view;
No Hair - complaining it was a hot day when the rest of the baldies didn't complain but instead said that it was cool;
Arumugam - littering empty water bottle along the trail, the bottle was brought back by another member as proof;
Rocky - for introducing the litterbug to hash;
Matahari - drank 'Kingfisher' while setting the run, all 3 cans as claimed by the co-hares and littered the cans on the trail. CSI: HLH4 DSP Prof. Dr. Paul was on trail and 'sniffed out' the culprits and brought back the empty cans;
Kilat - 'can't remember';
PJK - lied to Song Lau about running and then got caught eating curry while setting up the 'table';
Dipstick - 'cocking up' a Bai bro;
Thuksudi No Wings & Micheal - eating dog treats which were meant for Hash!

OnOn in Restoran Seafood Dengkil with plenty of food and beers....not any less were songs that got the crowd entertained! There were some drinking contest too!!

(scribed by No Hair)

Next Run: No 850 Date: 31/10/2009 Hare: Bulldozer Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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Rehashed 20091017

Run: 848 Hare: Song Lau Venue: Putrajaya Riverside SubCons: JPS, Kilat, Maria, Heny Soo

About 30 members and guests turned up for this run. Due to a lack of signatures, some members ended up at Alamanda, some at Dengkil and some even as far as KLIA.

The joke of the night was that, the our German and Korean friends managed to find the run site while the local members lost their way.

The hare had outsourced the laying of the trail to Thomas and Friends (JPS, Henry Soo and Maria), so many expected a short run. The run started on the right toward the bridge and all the way on flats till a housing settlement. From here, the papers took the hashers up the hill all the way to the rocky area.

From the top, the trail led down through some plantations and towards another housing settlement. Here a pack of dogs welcomed the runners just before the cross over the river. The home stretch was along the river all the way home.

The FRB, Kelam Kabut was out in about 55 mins.

The generous hare rewarded all completing the run with a T-shirt

As it was Deepavali, and after some light refreshment and clean up, the whole gang proceeded to Matahari's place in Dengkil for the circle and On ON. Reaching Sami's place, the group noted some members who did not turn up for the run tucking away and downing the golden fluid.

Circle was called to order by our Asst. On-sec, Lester ABC. No-wing Kim was iced for leaving his chair behind 2 weeks ago while his guest, Han, entertained the crowd with a Korean song.

After the sumptious ON ON of putumayan and nasi berani, followed with fried chicken wings (a No No for Kim) for supper, a small crowd gathered to try their luck during this festival celebration.

(report by Blood DonoR)







Next Run: No 849 Date: 24/10/2009 Occassion: Deepavali Run Venue: Dengkil (Kastam)
(From Putrajaya, head to Dengkil. Just before the town, look out for HLH4 signs. It should be somewhere near Sami Matahari's house.)

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Rehashed 20091010

Run: 847 Hare: Dipstick Venue: Mantin Field SubCons: Abraham, RatTail

About 25 members turned up for this run at the football field after Mantin town. With the Lekas highway, it took only about 14 minutes from Bandar Tech to Mantin. One member, who drives a luxury car, said that he only took 4.5 minutes to reach Mantin.

The run started from the usual woodwork factory. The papers took the hashers to the right and up the hill immediately. The first check was somewhere near the half way mark up the hill, a back check which took the hashers further up the hill.

The 2nd check was also a back check on the right. Not far after the check some of the members were welcomed with a kiss by a swamp of bees/wab. The run countinued with a further climb until the durian plantation where the circular check allowed the back runners to catch up.

The 3rd check took the FROPs all the way down the hill where some parts were dangerous with loose sand and pebbles which was very slippery. The 4th check on the way down was also a back check and the papers led the hashers to the woodwork factory again.

The Front Running Bastard (FRB), Dipstick, (the scheduled hare who surprisingly outsourced the laying of the trail) came out in about an hour. The run was about 4.4km and reached the highest point at about 982 ft.

All the hashers completed the run except for Advisor No. 2 who took the "long cut". Even HLH5 (Ex)GM and KFC managed to complete the run. Bumble Bee was iced for not running - forgot to bring her running shoes.

For the first time the assistant on-sec Lester ABC (appointed during the committee meeting on Wednesday) took the box. He forgot to introduce the hare of the day and was given a chance as this was his first time. Ricky Ular regained his position as hashbard.

On-on on site with plenty of leftovers. Triple ON was at Ah Wai cafe with a bottle of whisky offered by the hare.

(report by Blood DonoR)






Next Run: No 848 Date: 17/10/2009 Hare: Song Lau Venue: Putrajaya Riverside
(From Kajang head towards Putrajaya. Take the LEFT turning into Putrajaya AFTER the Serdang Hospital which is on your right. From this left turning, go straight following directions to PICC and KEEP LOOKING out for HLH4 signs for the left drive in over the kerb)

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Rehashed 20091003 No Hair

Run: 846 Hare: No Hair Venue: Sg Long (Admiral Park) Cohare: Yee Mai

A good number, including about 12 guests, turned up at this long not used runsite. On On called by Jointmaster and all went in down to the ankle deep stream. The papers led across the stream, up and left.

The trail kept going and going without any checks until the papers stopped suddenly. Checking further up, the FROPs found papers leading both to the left and to the right. The trail to the right led to a check up the hill while the papers to the left went down the slippery slope.

When the back pack got to this point, it was 6.45pm and the FROPs were still deciding where to go. Someone, must be a guest, then made a **call** to the hare to confirm the route. It was then known that we had gone in on the out (home) trail.

Some decided to continue as a reverse run going down the slope on the left while the back pack felt they had enough and turned back on the trail they came in.

Mr Kilat and some friends who came in late, went in on the correct in-trail up to the 2nd check before turning back.

The FRB was out (though in reverse and no checks to break) about 7.10pm and the back pack reached home about 20mins later.

To know how the run should have been, check out the hare's diary

Korean Kim (right) and Kumar (left), a non skin-head from Dengkil, were welcomed as new boots.

As Kim already had a hash name 'No Wing', a name he was assigned by his Korean friends when he fell ill after consuming chicken wings, 'Thuksudi' which means eagle in the Korean language was added on. Hence, Kim will be known as 'Thuksudi No Wing'.

Kumar was baptised 'PJK' which may stand for 'Peria Jarthi Kotai' (big type balls). Hash Name assigning ceremonies were officiated by Song Lau.

On On onsite - Hassan catering.


Next Run: No 847 Date: 10/10/2009 Hare: Dipstick Venue: Mantin

(From Grand Saga (Cheras/Kajang) Highway, continue on the Kajang/Semenyih bypass. Then continue on the Lekas (Kajang/Seremban) highway. Exit at Mantin (last interchange as road to Seremban not completed yet). Pay toll RM4.00. Turn right at traffic lights towards Mantin/Seremban. About 800 metres, turn left onto road to Lenggeng and immediate left to runsite parking by the field)

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Rehashed 20090926

Run: 845 Joint Hares: King Kong & Charlie Chickadee Venue: Batang Benar Cohares: Kiki, Buldozer, RatTail

About 50 members and about 12 guests turned up on a hot evening for this run at a new runsite at "True Cock".

From the 1st check which took some 15-20 mins to break, it was a runners trail all the way. The run had all the works thrown in - oil palm, rubber, some pineapple, climbs - though gentle, drain crossings, a little shiggy. There was even a telco tower to boot.

Some considered it a slightly long run eventhough the FRB was out in about 1hr 20mins while the back pack came out at about 8.15pm.

Peanut King of Kajang H3 was on hand to extend the invitation to their 1111 celebration run. A Korean guest, Kim, got lured to this run by our website.

On On onsite.

Next Run: No 846 Date: 03/10/2009 Hare: No Hair Venue: Sg Long (Note: not usuall runsite)

(From the Grand Saga (Cheras/Kajang) highway, get onto the Sg Long road. At the 1st traffic lights, look out for HLH4 signs and follow all signs to the runsite which should be some where near/behind Admiral Park)

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Rehashed 20090919

Run: 844 Hare: Cock Pain Venue: Bukit Idaman Selayang Cohares: ...

The heavy downpour in the late afternoon in the Klang Valley coupled with the distance of the runsite from home base may have discouraged some members.

About 13 arrived in time and nine went in for the run in heavy drizzle. 3 made a u-turn at the water tank near the condominiums when they could not find a way in through the fencing.

The rest, Long John, Silent Dragon, Blood Donor, Kiki Lala, ABC and Pengsan, soldiered on in the rain which came down in sheets a short while into the run. The heavy rain, the slippery tracks, the darkness in the forest and inadequate or washed away trail markers hampered a timely exit for these six hash men. They finally managed to find they way out near the FRIM boundary and followed the road back to runsite arriving at about 8.40pm.

Another 7 members turned up later to make up the numbers for the circle and to finish weekly quota. On On onsite with the hare's famous seafood porridge.

It was also made known that the hare would be laying off hashing for a while until he gets some reliable help in his business. (Note his new 'running' shoe in the pix above) His considerate other half will, however, continue hashing with us.

Next Run: No 845 Date: 26/09/2009 Joint Hares: King Kong and Charlie Venue: Batang Benar

(From the Grand Saga (Cheras/Kajang) highway, continue on the Kajang/Semenyih bypass. Head towards Seremban on the LEKAS highway. Exit at the Pajam/Nilai interchange. Pay RM2.80 toll. At traffic lights, turn right towards Pajam. Travel about 0.9km and look out for HLH4 sign to turn left. Keep going straight following HLH4 signs to runsite)

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Rehashed 20090912

Run: 843 Hare: Dipstick Tsunami Venue: Pajam Cohares: ...

The drive to the run site was 'A-MISS' for many who had to call for directions because the signs were not 'exact'.

It should have been: after exiting the LEKAS highway at the Pajam exit, pay RM2.80 toll, head to traffic lights to turn right. Travel some 3km forward and before reaching another set of traffic lights about 10m - turn right to a small road.

Follow the road and go forward on all junctions till you reach the oil palm estate. Anyway, signs were far too small and not enough.

Parked by the road in the oil palm estate near the Orang Asli village. The hare engaged some co-hares who further enlisted some 'mercenaries' to set the run.

It a different trail from that of HHH's as the in-trail cut across to the small veggie farm and headed towards the lesser hill of the 1700ft hill range. The first check was just after the farm and which was broken forward uphill with some good single file paths.

The second check was also a forward which had the pack going for the so called 'killer climb'. It was steep - about 60deg slope with thick bushes. 3rd check was almost at the top and also broken forward. From the top it was all the way run down on the steep slopes of this hill till reaching the high tension pylon.

Running past that we hit the 'abandoned' orchard hills still running downhill all the way till the oil palm estate where we parked. FROP 1hr5mins, last one was rescued by Dipstick Gang and came out just before 2030hrs.

What happened in the circle? We just heard some loud singing while escorting Rocky.

OnOn was in Bandar Teknologi Kajang, one of the new restaurant for hash as the few usual ones were closed for 'baby's fullmoon celebration' and 'restaurant makeover'. OnOnOn - Ah Wai shop!

Hash Flash didn't have his flash with him.

(report by No Hair)

Next Run: No 844 Date: 19/09/2009 Hare: Cock Pain Venue: Taman Bukit Idaman, Selayang
(From KL travel along Jalan Ipoh. Go underpass the elevated roundabout near Batu Caves. After pasar borong which is on your left, and just after a Caltex station, keep left and go up the ramp. Keep left and head towards Selayang hospital. Keep right after Selayang hospital. Turn right at traffic lights and look out for HLH4 signs on your left)

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Rehashed 20090905

Run: 842 Virgin Hare: So Seow Hooi Venue: Sg Tangkas Cohares: Bulldozer, Kiki, Heny, Maria

About 30+ members turned up. It was a simple straight forward run with the FROP coming out within the hour and the back pack about 15 mins later. Water Bai who went in late came out at around 7.30pm.

The Circle, started late, was kept short by JPS on the box with just 3 icings and allowing a joke each from Long John and Ricky Ular.



On On onsite with the hare's home cooked spread.


Next Run: No 843 Date: 12/09/2009 Hare: Dipstick Venue: Pajam
(From the Grand Saga (KL-Kajang) highway, continue on the new Lekas (Kajang-Seremban) highway. Exit at the Nilai/Pajam interchange. At the T-junction after paying toll (about RM2.80) turn right to Pajam and look out HLH4 signs.)

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Rehashed 20090829

Run: 841 Hare: Guat Ling Venue: Bukit Hatamas Cohares: No Hair, Amelia, Yee Mai

About 30 members turned up at the runsite just below the water tank. Much to the surprise of many, the in-trail was on the left as one faced the hillslope.

It started with a walk and a climb, a check and a downhill trek till the river. Then another steep climb to a dead end where a check with a falsie was laid. Going up again a back check at the quarry.

From there, the papers went up the laterite road to reach a 'bathing post' and another steep climb till the ridge which gave to few hashers making up thus far a beautiful view of Kg Cheras Baru and Bukit Hatamas.

The papers then led past a 'recreational area' where many people were seen 'exercising'. From there abouts, it was all the way downhill, through some slippery steep slopes and thick thorny bushes.

The FRB was out in 1hr5mins while the rest came trickling out 15mins later.

On On onsite - Hassan catering.

(scribe report modified from the co-hare's diary)



Next Run: No 842 Date: 05/09/2009 Virgin Hare: So Seow Hooi Venue: Sg Tangkas

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Rehashed 20090822

Run: 840 Occassion: AGM Run Venue: Sri Haneco Hares: Guitarman, No Hair, Yee Mai

It was a rain cooled evening when about 50 members and a good many 'invited' guests gathered beside the fishing pond. The trail took the runners through the clearing to the usual in trail at the foothill. But instead of immediately going up, the papers took a trail on the right.

The first check still at the foothill was broken further along the path on the right. This was where some SCBs decided to go up the hill thinking that the trail would swing back on the hilltop. But the trail went pass the vegetable and around the back of the hill.

From the back it was a slow climb to the top. From the top, the papers led down all the way back to the vegetable patch and back to home on the in-trail.

The FRB was out within the hour and the back pack half an hour later. Five smart alec members and a dog in avoiding the only climb of the run, ended elsewhere and returned by cab around 8.30pm.

The circle was long - it was the Annual General Meeting - so must be long even though the most talking was done the 'Erection Commissioner'. The elections was conducted by SMC of Kajang Hash and assisted by the GMs and reps of Kajang H3, Cheras H4, Mount Kiara H4 and others.

The principal members elected to the MisManagement Team for 2009/2010. (Picture amended 02/09/2009 to reflect correct positions)

Next Run: No 841 Date: 29/08/2009 Hare: Guat Ling Venue: Bukit Hatamas Cheras

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Rehashed 20090815

Run: 839 Hare: Gigi Putih Venue: Bandar Tech Kajang Cohare: Bulldozer

(Updated 21/08/2009)

About 20+ hashers turned up for the run. A number of our members joined the Cheras 9th anniversary run in Sri Haneco.

But some of them miss HLH4 so much that they returned in time to join our run while some others made it for the circle and on on. Some members who registered for the CH4 run also preferred to run with HLH4.

It was also good to see SAGoh back form Doha on holiday to join us for the run. He was worried that he could not complete the run as he had not been running for the past one year. Anyway he managed to make it although coming out a bit late.

KH3 was also having their run sited here at Bandar Tech, as a result there were some paper criss-crossing and mixed up at one check-point when the On-On was called.

The run started at the usual in-trial opposite the run site. (KH3 runsite was at our rotation runsite). After a short distance to the first check, every one was surprised to see most of the oil palm area had been leveled for some construction work and the check was at the open leveled area.

It took some time for the hashers to break the check at the end of the clearing. The trail took the hashers to the rubber area. The 2nd check also took some time for the back runners to break as the FRB did not wait for the paper to be connected. At the same check KH3 also broke their check here and so much so there much cuntfusion as the calls of On On were heard from every corner.

After a short climb, the long home trial took the hashers to the edge of the Kajang/Semenyih highway following the fence with a lot of up and down and bushes. The trial led the hashers back through the factory site.

Circle was hosted by Guitarman and was short. On-On was at a new restaurant at the top of Sg. Chua where you can see Kajang Town and Bukit Mewah. We had three full tables and the envirounment was nice, food tasty and a good place for a drink.
(scribed by Blood Donor)



(Original posting)

The Cherasians who were celebrating their 9th Any at Sri Haneco robbed our run of some of the regulars, especially the few regulars who contribute to this website. So no scribe of the run set by 'white teeth' and no flashes of the circle.

But this much is known. The turnout was normal despite the Any run by CH4. And probably due to the many cummplaints of runs here being "easy", "short", "not interesting", "predictable", the hare and co-hare decided to make a difference.

The FRB, Showtime, was out in about 1hr 30mins. Apparently he had missed, skipped, overshot or bypassed one check. The FROPs on the other hand came out about 20mins later. Their attributed the delay to the home trail being laid through some creepy, bushy and thick undergrowth and furthermore in the dark.

On On was a 3-table affair at a previously unknown restaurant deep in Sg Chua.


Next Run: No 840 Date: 22/08/2009 Occassion: AGM Run Venue: Sri Haneco

PS: At the AGM - what to expect?

There will be ...

- a meeting for ROS purposes.
- a chance for some to do some talking.
- some complaints to put forward.
- some stories to listen to on the poor state of our kitty.
- some new rules to be announced.
- objections to any sub increase.
- and maybe, to make it more or else complete, elections and voting.
- half hearted arguments by some who don't want to be nominated.
- And after all these, we will get down to the serious stuff of downing more beers.

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8th Rotation Run - Pictures

Finally, the 8th Rotation Run hosted by HLH4 rehashed in pictures.

The Onacceptable delay attributed to:

- it took about a week for the hash flashes to get sober and recall where they had left the cameras.

- another week for them to cull some shots before allowing their spouses to view.

- a few days in transit to the compiler.

- another few days for the Bloody compiler to view, sort, relabel and burn to a CD. Oh, too big and too many, so re-burn to dvd.

- about 2 weeks for webmaster to view, select and re-size.

- one week to upload (due to the connection speed?).


Big hand to all who were the cause of the delay.

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Rehashed 20090808

Run: 838 Hare: Pengsan Venue: Bukit Besi Cohares: ...

The runsite by the bungalows was windy and nice which would be for a limited time before the occupants move in. Not many members were around for this run as some had 'Sudahbayar' trip to the PanIndo Hash.

The usual trail up by the well trodden path, which this neighbourhood residents use, till the top to meet the first check. As usual it was a back check to the right to get on to the trail going down hill to the small ‘waterfall’.

A different story was unfolding that day as the second check was broken with the trail that brought us to the quarry and towards Taman Orkid. Some good running in between the trails were interesting and had the FROPs screwed on the 3rd check just before the road leading to the tower.

It was a good run on that road till the station on top. Then, it was all the way down from the top through the newly bulldozed area but the hare had 'some fish left' and left the last check which was easily picked up.

A few hellos with the Indonesians around here who were all well dressed for their romp in the city and doggie Hash barking madly due to the sweet perfumed air. It was like a 'Al-Wadi' slide view when going down the storm drain till the 'big steps' which had Warranti aching from the knees.

The FROPs took 1hr10mins to finish the run and ChaCha was the last to come in after arriving late. A total of 11 finished the run, 3 SCBed, 4 'came, saw, sat, waited and drank'.

OnOn was on site with specially delivered claypot rice by an Animale member who has his shop nearby - chicken/salted fish & black pepper. Drinks were plenty.


Next Run: No 839 Date: 15/08/2009 Hare: Peter 'Gigi Putih' Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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Joachim

Joachim

member since July 2009

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Rehashed 20090801

Run: 837 Hare: Ice CooLeng Venue: Bandar Tech Kajang SubCons: Abraham, RatTail

(Updated 07/08/2009 with new pix by Hash Flash)

Attendance were about 30 members who certainly were not arrested IF they had participated in the Anti or Pro ISA march earlier in the afternoon in Kuala Lumpur.

The runsite was at the watertank factory near Taman Harmoni. It was a leisurely walk in and up to the 1st check. This took a while to follow through as the one who broke it, our usual sweeper for celebration runs, just kept on honking at each "R U" instead of calling "On On".

The trials were mainly runners' trails which led to the 'Bandar Tech Whore' climbing from the orchard side. Coming down, the papers led to the trail linking to Sg Tangkas where the check took a while to break. This was followed by a circlar check which seemed to lead back to the 'Whore'.

How the back pack was relieved when the papers turned left to hit back home avoiding a possible 2nd cumm on the 'Whore'.

FRB was out in 1hr 20mins while the late Cummers were out half an hour later.

On On onsite.

Welcomed new boot Maria and rejoined Geok Leng.

Next Run: No 838 Date: 08/08/2009 Hare: Pengsan Venue: Bukit Besi Alam Damai

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