Run: 973 Hare: Lester ABC Venue: Sg Jelok Cohares:
No run reports or pictures as at press time.
Next Run: No 974 Date: 17/03/2012 Hare: Sleep Walker Venue: Sg Long
Caution
Friday, March 16, 2012
Rehashed 20120310 Lester ABC
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Rehashed 20120218 Showtime
Run: 970 Hare: Showtime Venue: Sg Jelok Cohares: ...
Dipstick forward checking and climbing the hill at the left, Sexy Showman confused the pack by calling OnOn further to the left, confused by Mother Hash paper which he thought would be our chapter’s paper (somebody need to show him how HLH4 paper looks like). Finally OnOn was called to the usual steep hill to the right (the one Bandit got his hill-phobia from).
Gary peeping around a corner, trying to sneak out to avoid that hill and only after Dipstick threatened him to be put on ice reluctantly started climbing.
After reaching the top the trail was quite nice to run. Paper was easy to follow and checks were nicely connected (big hand to SK!). After 50 minutes reaching the big hut and the usual motorbike trail going down, back to the runsite.
First runner out in about one hour, last runner with 2 guests not out until 11:00…..
(scribed by Joachim)
Next Run: No 971 Date: 25/02/2012 Hare: Munster Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang
Thursday, February 09, 2012
Rehashed 20120204 Abraham Wong
Run: No 968 Hare: Abraham Wong Venue: Sg Jelok Cohares: Sang Wat
But there was no rain and at the On On call, twenty odd members hit the trail just as Bandit and Long John came in. Silent Dragon and Cowlin waited for Long John to go in together. The in-trail took the right at the first fork for the climb.
Midway up was the first check and Guitarman went further up front to break but it was a back check. When he came down at the On Call, the others had already gone in on the trail across the stream on the left. As Guitarman waited while deciding whether to continue, do a DIY or turn back, Bandit came up.

Meanwhile, Long John, Silent Dragon, Aru and Cowlin came up continued on the paper trail which kept going up and up. While Bandit continued up, Guitarman disappeared doing a DIY. Reaching the top, Cowlin, on the pretext of looking for Micheal, turned back.

From the top, the papers went down slightly before leveling and going towards the left, leading the runners precariously by the side of some gullies. By the time Long John and Aru reached the last check, the front runners had re-grouped, being not able to break the check and discussing whether to turn back.

Taking this path with Bulldozer leading, they found papers and called On On before meeting Cowlin who was coming up the out-trail. From thereon, it was all the way down and home. Cha Cha, the last to go in, came out overtaking the back runners.
On On onsite - Bicycleman stuff.
Next Run: No 969 Date: 11/02/2012 Occasion: CNY Run Venue: Kesuma Lakes
Thursday, September 01, 2011
Rehashed 20110827 BruiseLee
Runsite at Sg Jelok (again), roped-in Co-hare, Lester ABC (again), a combination that invariably means a 'Live Hare" run. (Not that HLH4's runs are dead hare runs, it just depends on the time the hare sets off to lay the trail).
The hare, Bruise, has been running with HLH4 since its formation, till he felt it necessary to leave, to polish up on his English (and rejoined after getting his 'foreign' accent), is a runner, coming out usually as a FRB. But these days after rejoining, with age and the 'foreign accent' taking its toll, he just completes the run to savour the golden piss.
Bruise knew he would not be able to keep up with his co-hare. so he did the next best thing a hasher does after the a run (no, not screwing something or someone up, but the other part), before setting his run. This had the co-hare worried, if he was required to help set the run or help bring the hare out safely.
Anyway, the hares took the right at the first fork and went up the hill similar to the earlier run here. But this time the first check was not a back check, as the trail continued up forward uphill. At the hut, the papers went straight up and right a back check. Here, three seasoned hashers tried to cut across, so to say, on hearing the On call, but in doing so, came face to face with the hares. Long John, Dipstick and Kiki (a word which means 'Pussy' to a Filipina) having 'caught' the hare, so to speak, hit home straight a way and did not complete the run.
This left Kelam Kabut and gang to continue the chase, climbing a couple more hills, and allowing CoCk Pain to hit home 9.65 mins after the hare. Some back packers, led by Chicadee to assist the Pusher, found their own trail back home.
The back pack was out about 40 mins later.
On On onsite. Again, No TOOL of OFFICE. The Bald One took a break this weekend.
Wednesday, August 03, 2011
Rehashed 20110730 Blood Donor

The 'Confused' including Kelam Kabut followed the scent left by the main hare, Blood Donor, who was the decoy to lead them off track. Kiki with a blocked nose followed by the 'dentist' whose dipper pointed to the correct trail, gave chase to reach home just two minutes behind the hare.
A few others including the GM also managed to find the correct out trail. In total about ten completed the run while the other 20 odd followed Blood Donor's way out.
It was another durian feast as Charlie (bicycle) off loaded a SUV full of the 'obnoxious' 'foul' smelling fruits. When Joachim had a whiff of this, he cut short clean up shower and headed straight for it.
On On Onsite.



Next Run: No 942 Date: 06/08/2011 Hare: Kiki Lala Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Rehashed 20110521 GigiPutih
Run: 931 Hare: Peter Gigi Putih Venue: Sg Jelok Cohares: ...
The pack gave chase and was on the first check at the right side towards the durian orchard and a few of us were dekcuf! The back pack and middle pack got on the correct trail while we were ‘lost’ towards the hills heading towards the back OP! We finally got back on trail after some bashing through some thick bushes and the few steep slopes to reach the motorbike tracks that the paper trail was on.
We were kept running on that towards the back OP but before that we had ran through some steeper gradient slopes in the rubber estates to get towards the back of the OP for the climb up. It was then a long and windy run on the offtracks downhill that we met the whole pack stuck on a double falsie. It was finally broken and running towards the direction of the hills where we were dekcuf!
We got to where we were before and instead of the smooth downhill trail run, the hare turned right for a really steep ascend in the dark! It took some carefully measured steps to get down that slope in the dark with curses thrown in; hoping the hare sneezed uncontrollably!
The FROP finally got back just 5mins before 8 while the hare and co-hare were back 20mins earlier!
(scribed by No Hair)



Next Run: No 932 Date: 28/05/2011 Hare: Cock Pain Venue: Sunway Semenyih
(PS: Remember, Bring your plates, bowls)
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Rehashed 20110212 Joey Chong
Run: 917 Hare: Joey Venue: Sg Jelok Cohares: No Hair, YeeMai, Silent Dragon
Perhaps, one thing they did not bargain for was, Mother (Nature) was on the side of some HLH4 members. The hares laid the trail, going straight at the first fork and crossing the shallow stream for the warm up climb. Hitting the clearing at the top, they planned to swing left for the long loop to hit home from the back, but it was not to be.
The skies opened up, clouds crashed against each other and flashes of lightning gave their warnings to the hares. In fact, No Hair had never seen Yee Mai enjoying so much the spectacular show put on by the electrical storm.
Coming to their senses, they decided to go right, through the mud in the just replanted rubber, throwing in just three checks and straight up to the topmost for the long downhill home trail. The last check took a while to break which slowed down the hashers.


The initial few hashers going in to the runsite were held back for a while by swift flowing waters that cut across the road in near the quarry.
On On onsite - spicy Semenyih catered food.

Next Run: No 918 Date: 19/02/2011 Hare: Tangki Air ChowVenue: Taman Wawasan Puchong
(Directions: Get to Serdang / Puchong highway (where ASTRO broadcast station is on your right). Travel all the away to get to IOI Mall Puchong which will be on your right. Pusat Bandar Puchong will be on your left and further on your right is TESCO.
Correction:
Friday, January 21, 2011
Rehashed 20110115 Committee Run
Run: 913 Occasion: Committee Run 2011 Venue: Sg Jelok Cohares: ...
Next Run: No 914 Date: 22/01/2011 Hare: Angel Low Venue: Kesuma Lakes
Monday, November 08, 2010
Rehashed20101106 Gary
Run: 903 Hare: Gary Leong Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jelok SubCon Hares: Lester ABC, Chong Kok Man
At sharp 6, the runners were let loose. The trail took the right at the fork which led to a very early check. It was a back check to slow down the FROPS. Then came the long and arduous first climb. From the top the papers led down the other side, passed the 'Hut' and went up for a short circular which took the back pack for a ride as it was not disconnected.

As darkness fell, the climb took its toll on our harriet who had rejoined our kennel after undergoing a major op and before having fully recuperated. With BloodDonor and Ah Hooi keeping company and encouraging her, she slowly descended.
As they were coming down, they saw below what looked like a rescue party but on reaching them or rather the rescue party coming up, the rescue party turned out to be a search party instead.
Apparently, two guests had some cow sense to off paper but then found some common sense to call for help. But before help reached, they somehow or rather managed to get back on paper and was descending when the search party reached them
By 8.30pm all were out. The FROP was out in 55 mins, just 5 mins after the hares.
On On at Viagra cafe where the scheduled hare of the day was opening a food stall.

Next Run: No 904 Date: 13/11/2010 Hare: Chong Kok Man Venue: Bukit Hatamas Cheras
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Rehashed 20100814 Lester ABC
Run: 891 Hare: Lester ABC Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jelok Cohares: ...
As at publishing time, there has been no reports of this run.
The regular web contributors were busy downing beers at Sepang.
Next Run: No 892 Date: 21/08/2010 Hare: Elsi Venue: Sg Long
Tuesday, April 06, 2010
Rehashed 20100403 Geok Leng
Run: 872 Hare: Geok Leng Venue: Sg Jelok Cohares: Lester ABC, Bruise Low
As we hit up the trail into the rubber, Iqbal and Kiki we rummaging into a heap of expired Lipton tea bags trying to convince our On Cash Silent Dragon into stocking up for our future runs without beers! We were heading uphill into the first check before kelam kabut broke the check and on call put us to a zig zagging hunt till next check down the ravine into a stream. A call out for On On was made, catching FROP lkie Pengsan and yours truly when we were searching along the stream. Even our hash dog had a tough time getting the scent back cos the stream would have put off his trail.
Hitting back into the out trail, Dipstick managed to find the last check before Gary shouted On On to the unsuspecting Munster who hit the home run coming out for a bronze medal.
Some packed meehoon and Shandong kacang served as snacks compliment from Blood Donor.
GM started circle with the hare, Ice Cooling and co hares Lester ABC and Bruise Low taking the On down.
Amelia and Guat Ling got their honour for climbing Mt.Annapura base camp....hey you what, they are no more novice climbers but trained to go for Mt. Everest leh!
Dipstick had his share as hash whip getting late comers on ice and Cowlin the Interhash Sex,for simply holding on as Hulu Langat H4 flag bearer while in Jogya Malioboro Run and Bali Run recently....... putting aside his chicken business!
Interhash news on Mt. Kiara on September 11 drew a slacking response and if we want reciprocal registration for our 888 Run we need to do something.....what say you OC Dipstick! Touching also on Pan Indo Lombok collection is on going now with respective group leaders easing my job....that is the power of delegation!
Good homecooked Chinese food "Chap Farn" was served with golden fluid.
Iced:
Late comers...Song Lau,Seow, Amelia, Guat Ling..all diehards fan of Hulu Langat H4
Missing overseas in action...Cowlin
Resignation and pay as guest fee...Henny
(scribed by Cowlin)
Next Run: No 873 Date: 10/04/2010 Virgin Hare: Aru Venue: Kesuma Lakes
Monday, January 25, 2010
Rehashed 20100123 Bruise


The papers led on for the single file walk up on the concrete slabs. Reaching the hut at the durians, it led right across the stream and up and hit the right path to the first check.
It was a circular. "R U", "R U". "Checking". Then after some time when even the back pack had joined in the fray, "Kajang On Back, Kajang On Back". HLH4 stayed back to continue checking when in fact, No Wing had aready broken the back check some half a km away.
Abrahamn, Rat Tail and Blood Donor followed. At the 2nd check, No Wing was not attracted to another climb, so he turned back and Blood Donor followed. They met up with the HLH4 back pack.
Guest, Moon, enticed Khoo Kongsi to follow through on paper while the rest decided it was enough as it was already 7pm and it had started to rain. So only four completed this unofficial joint run. The FROP was out around 7.45pm with Khoo and partner coming out about half an hour later.
On On onsite with Lester's chicken curry,
(report by Bandit)

Next Run: No 863 Date: 30/01/2010 Hare: Winnie Jenny Venue: Asbadi Quarry
(From Grand Saga (Cheras/Kajang) Highway, continue on the Kajang/Semenyih bypass. Then continue on the Lekas (Kajang/Seremban) highway. Exit at Mantin (last interchange as road to Seremban not completed yet). Pay toll RM4.00. Turn right at traffic lights and travel about 4-5km towards Seremban. Keep looking out for HLH4 directional signs)
Monday, December 07, 2009
Rehashed 20091205 Blood Donor

JM called On On and led the hashers along the usual in-trail. The papers led right up to the house where the first check was met. A false call delayed the hashers a little while before the check was broken across the stream for the first usual claim.
Just before reaching the hilltop, the papers took a right turn along the terraces and then down a soggy trail to cross over the 'waterfall' stream. The 2nd check here was broken up left for another climb.
Reaching the top, the FROP came to the third check. This turned out to be a circular which could not be broken despite the front few going all over. As it was getting dark, they decided to find their way out. Coming out, they hit the home trail.
Kiki, leaving the others to break the third, came out within the hour while those tried a little while longer, came out about half past seven.
On On onsite - Bulldozer catering.

Next Run: No 856 Date: 12/12/2009 Hare: Juicy Jessie Venue: Sg Long (usual runsite near the wooden showhouse pass the quarry)
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Rehashed 20090725

At the top, on the ridge another check was laid and some short back check broken with some ease but some packs were lost on paper and led by Gigi Putih to turn home not on paper. A run on wide single file paths at the bottom of the hill to meet the 3rd check which was also broken easily.
It was run, run and run till the 'usual' durian orchard where some had took the path to the right to short cut home (led by Blood Donor) and many did continue forward to some more running before meeting the last check near a hut with 'cili padi' plants. A falsie caught some runners who connected it with paper BUT did not collect back, confusing some back packs who had mobile phone out to locate the trail.
The last pack (led by Chickadee & Warranti) could not find the last trail and turned back to the durian orchard to take the path back. All in before 2000hrs with the front in 1hr15mins (KelamKabut, Dipstick & ABC). A thorny home trail stories with some bleeds on shins and calves.
2 guests were present with Maria, who is going to be a member soon, and Bai Bising (the co-hare that 'punctured'). A good handful members went to reccee in the northern part of the country but the turn up was still good.
Ice-d:

Micheal - 'dog torturer', training Hash but letting him run from the highway to run site.
Gigi Putih - mumbling bard
HongKong Bai - promised to finish this run but failed to do so
KikiLala - training new SCBs
LeeChai - newly trained SCB
Beerman Choo - chickened out on this run knowing No Hair setting run
Ular - KPC
Monster & Nokia - finger pointing as to who left the bar of soap on cunt-plainee's car
(hey! no ladies were on ice again! they have been careful and nice. even BumbleBee did not pluck any cili-padi this time.)
The circle ended with more beers and food to go. OnOn on site by the Brothers' Beers and Caterers (even Joachim liked the extra spicy fish in sambal!) The crowd was on site till about 12 with some beers for 'tah-pow'.
(scribed by No hair)
Next Run: No 837 Date: 01/08/2009 Hare: Ice CooLeng Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
Rehashed 20090606
It was hot sunny day with temperatures reaching 39 degC. Most members did not reach the run site early to escape the heat but on time just enough to get prepared and start the run.
The in trail was on the road in to run site (following Mother Hash papers that was recently laid) but just before the tunnel veered right on the laterite road towards some fish farming ponds. An uphill on the left took the pack to the first check, half way up the hill.
A short stop and the check was broken further uphill. The trail brought all to the top and turned right into the rubber tree shades to meet the second check. Due to the day's heat, not many runners wanted to run for checks. Guest Cat found some paper, with Kelam Kabut close behind her, that led to a falsie downhill.
Silent Dragon, a Mother Hasher, took JPS and Long John Silver on the trail that Mother ran and broke the check further up another hill. Soon enough the pack was on the third check and Silent Dragon believing it would follow the Mother Hash papers, went forward to check for quite some time. The pack was left waiting on the check and Guitarman caught some scent and went downhill near the check to have a look.
At the bottom, they found the trail papers and the pack smiled with glee though the sun was still shining the best. With the sun and no tree shades, most were panting and huffing. A short walk that led uphill and further uphill on these bulldozed hills to reach a small valley to find the fourth check. It was broken to the right side of the hill slope with a climb up that hill.
Near reaching the back side of that hill some papers were bulldozed but with CowLin and Kelam Kabut connecting the trail, the pack continued on the trail down hill before being led to another steep uphill, which had some cursing because on a hot sunny day.
The fifth check was waiting for the pack almost on top of this hill with some guessing the home trail was at the foothill as they could see an off-track road. Miaw Miaw and Tsunami were connecting the papers when the check was broken, which led the pack into some bushy rubber tree hills. With a big hairpin turn on the hill slopes brought the pack up a small hill befor going all the way down to some orchards and on the 'usual-when-run here' home trail.
FROP in 1hr25mins, the same time that took the 'U-turners'. Dr Ballcracker with his GPS and 'his troupe' with urges from Jessie followed the GPS direction home without going back uphill to the fifth check on the paper home. Just in front of them, a 'all-wet-to-the balls and pants' JPS and CowLin were doing their usual thing - SCBed. All were back just before 8pm.
The hare was absent due to some business commitments and was not in the country, but his 'cousins' were around to handle what was to be done and put in 4 crates for the club.
Ice-d:
Guitarman - forgot the current run site and ended up at next week's run site;
Bulldozer - sound alike for bulldozing the run papers after the 4th check;
Warranti - coaxing the others not to follow Cat on the falsie;
Henny So - not marking her attendance;
Dr Ballcracker & Jessie - one GPS provider being sweet talked to SCB, & sweet talker;
Ricky Ular - not 'phet-phet' calling for circle;
Gigi Putih - for 'chickening out' after observing from hilltop the running terrain;
OnOn on run site by GanesanCateringServices with authentic indian food (mom's cooking).
(scribed by No Hair)
Next Run: No 830 Date: 13/06/2009 Hare: Micheal Chin Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

Monday, May 11, 2009
Rehashed 20090509


A short circle conducted by Long John. As the TOO was not available, Ricky Ular volunteered his grandson's teeny weeny.
On On at Ah Wai cafe - 4 tables affair. (report influenced by Kiki)
Next Run: No 826 Date: 16/05/2009 Hare: Guitarman Venue: Sri Haneco




