Annapurna - The Sherpa Guide

Amelia and Guat Ling made it up to the Annapurna Base Camp and, rightly, they were honored with an On Down.
All trekkers and climbers to the Himalayan range seek the services of a Sherpa guide who, most often, also double up as a porter. Many write about these brave men and have pictures taken with them.

Amelia says that their guide was a very quiet and shy person who was reluctant to be photographed. Nevertheless, they managed to secretly photograph their Sherpa guide while he was taking a breather up at the base camp.

But we were not given permission to display the Sherpa guide's picture here. However, Guat Ling said, "We didn't say you cannot hide it here".

So click on On On below for a peek at the shy Sherpa guide's picture. But remember, as this picture is highly sensitive, no copying or downloading.





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The HLH4 20091121

(A freelance production by No Hair)

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"Hey Do you have a ...?"

One morning, after Cockscrew Chin had left his house, there was a loud knock on his door.

Cockscrew's wife who was alone looked through the peephole. Noticing that it was their neighbour from a few doors away looking very angry, she did not respond.

The man knocked again and then asked; "Hoi, lu ada 'chee bye' tak?" (Hey, do you have a cunt?)

She did not respond and the man went off.

The next morning, again there was the loud knock and the man asking "Saya tanya, awak ada chee bye atau tak?" (I'm asking if you have a cunt or not)

Once again Cockscrew's wife did not answer. That evening when Cockscrew heard about it from his wife, he was very angry.

So he told his wife "Tomorrow morning, I'll hide behind the door and if the man asks again, you reply 'Yes you have' and we'll see what he wants to do".

The next morning, Cockscrew hid behind the door with a baseball bat.

Again there was this banging on the door followed by the man's voice asking "Hoi, lu ada chee bye tak?"

At Cockscrew's prompt, the wife opened the door and answered "Ya saya ada, apa lagi" (yes I have, so what). Cockscrew held up the bat ready to swing.

Without entering the house, the man replied "Kalau lu ada, ...


"... apa pasal lu punya lokong cari chee bye bini saya?" (If you have, then why is your husband coming for my wife's cunt?)

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TheHLH4 20090321

This issue of TheHLH4 had been held back while awaiting the Hash Home Sinister's approval.




Click on image for a larger view or go here to read.

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TheHLH4

Finally, this is it. The latest mag in town





The Hashditor is looking for some cunalists to make this mag more TITslating. Please apply in person. Interviews held every Saturday after 7.30pm at HLH4 runsites.

Some requirements.

1. Must be matured.
2. Must have No Hair down there.
3. Writing skills not essential.
4. Oral communication essential.
5. Be able to work long hours.
6. Must be hard working.
7. Should be able to work through that 'Once a month' thingy.
8. Being able to sing and dance is an added advantage.
9. Must love ice creams

Some benefits.

a) Outstation Travel
b) Meal vouchers
c) Club membership
d) Uniform
e) Medical
f) Assistant provided when work overload
g) After office activities partner

For details on above requirements, Click On On below.

Notes to Requirements
1. Assessement of Maturity will be based on size of boobs.
2. Only No Hair is allowed down there and no one else unless it's a Long John.
3. But blowing skills should make up for it.
4. To be assessed by Dipstick.
5. Specially when covering stories on Viagra.
6. To the extend of a Cock Pain.
7. Blood donor will assist during each period.
8. To assist Song Lau and Cha Cha.
9. And tolerate ABC once in a way.

Notes to Benefits
a) Touch n Go provided.
b) For KFC
c) At the Khoo Kongsi
d) Kiki Lala branded
e) Tiga Ricky Ular
f) Kelam Kabut
g) JPSpecial

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What's New is ...

Something headed like this ...

To be out on April first this year. April Fool ? Nah.

Got to keep watching this space ...

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What's New ...

So what's news in Hulu Langat?




Some gossip ...?


Watch this space.

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Ai Dee Ten Tee

Cockscrew Chin of the Kacang H4 was very proud of himself ever since his son showed him how to use the computer and explained about emails and surfing the net.

So much so, the past few runs, he talked about nothing but emails and the web.

One evening he had some trouble with his computer and as his son was not in at that time, Cockscrew called his 12 year old neighbour to come over.

The boy next door came over and clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As the boy was walking away, Cockscrew called after him

"Thanks. So, what was wrong, ahh?"

The boy replied, "Oh It was an ID ten T error".

Cockscrew didn't want to appear stupid but nonetheless inquired,

"What?, An ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix this problem again".

The boy grinned and said.

"Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No" replied Cockscrew.

"Well, you write it down" the boy said "and I think you'll figure it out".

Cockscrew went immediately to the computer, opened up 'Word' and typed ... (click On On below)



I D 1 0 T


Since that evening, Cockscrew has not made eye contact with the boy next door.

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Condom Lesson

Do not carry it on you ... (click On On below)




... except at a hash

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Olympic Torch Relay

Cockscrew Chin of the Kacang HHH was elated when he heard that Beijing had won the right to host the 2008 Summer Olympics.

When it was announced that the Torch Relay would past through Malaysia, he was overjoyed. Immediately Cockscrew shot out a letter to the Torch Relay organisers telling them about the Hash House Harriers and that he, being a long time hashman, be given the opportunity to partake in the relay.

When there was no reply, he wrote another letter saying that if he is not allowed to participate in the relay, he will personnaly instigate and organise the protests during the relay on 21/04/2008.

The organisers in China, not wanting to disappointment Cockscrew, gave a reply.

Their reply ... (click On On below to read)

(Psss. Hint: you may need to tilt your head to the right to read. But do be cautious if you are reading this immediately after a hash, you may topple over.)

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Cockscrew Has Ed Zachary Disease

Cockscrew Chin of the Kacang H3 was very distraught recently at the fact that he had not dated a harriet or had any sex in quite some time.

He was afraid that there might be something wrong with him, so he decided to seek the medical advice of a sex therapist.

His doctor recommended that he go see Dr. Lee Siang, the well known Chinese sex therapist, so he did.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Lee Siang said, “OK, take off oar your crose.”

Cockscrew did as he was told.

“Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to udder side of room.”

Again, Cockscrew did as he was instructed.

Dr. Lee Siang then said, “OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me.”

So he did.

Dr. Lee Siang slowly shook his head and said, “Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or date.”

Confused, Cockscrew asked, “Oh my God, Dr. Lee, what is Ed Zachary disease?”

Dr. Lee Siang took a deep breath, looked the man in the eyes and replied, ...(click On On below)



... “Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass.”




Hashpy New Year

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Conniving Hasher

A young couple from Forth Worth Texas while honeymooning in Malaysia went for a run with the Kacang HHH (KH3) for a take of the countryside. Eyeing the pretty woman, Cockscrew Chin accompanied them as they were very slow walking in their boots (pic on right).

Soon they were far behind and Cockscrew told the couple that he will climb up a tree to see how the trail went so they could shortcut. From the top of the tree, Cockscrew yelled to the couple below, "Stop making love down there!"
"What's the matter with you?" the husband asked after Cockscrew came down. "We weren't making love."
"Sorry," said Cockscrew. "From up there, it sure looked like you were."

Every couple of 100 metres after that, Cockscrew would scale a tree and yell the same thing.
Finally, Cockscrew managed to convince the husband to climb up to see for himself. With great difficulty, the Texan made his way to the top and clung on to a branch there.
Meanwhile, his wife and Cockscrew were soon embracing passionately. "That's amazing!" the hasher from Texas mused as he looked down. ...

... "It does look like they're making love!"

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Butt Slap

It's always OK at a hash ...




... but may not be acceptable in an office

moral: "When a women talks, LISTEN, don't wank"

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Beer On Tap

07/07/07 is a notable date for HLH4 and EVERYthing concerns BEER.

First - Annual General Meeting - to comply with gomen regulations and an excuse to drink more beer.

Second - some blokes want to be elected/re-elected - so THEY can drink even more beer.

Third - outgoing Dishonorable Committee wants to give away a momento (off course spending OUR money) - something to enjoy drinking more beer with.

Forth - to consider the beerman's proposal to serve beer direct from the barrel. He suggests we get this ...





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Washroom

Going down below for Interhash 2008? Harriers, you may have to help out.




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Condoms - Chocolate Flavoured

Harriets beware of flavoured condoms.





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