Rehashed 20070127

Hare: KFC Kong Swee Chin Venue: Bandar Tech

A good turnout on this hot and dry day. As mentioned frequently before, a run at 'one hill' Bandar Tech can rarely be different. Note the word 'rarely'. The run last week was described as short and one member even termed it as a "pussy run". This week it started out appearing to be a reverse of last week's run but that's where any similarity ends. Of course, we visited the 'BandarTech Whore' but this time it was a different position. And in this position, 'Cumming' down was not easy, it was either you slide or roll down.

One maybe forgiven for thinking that the sub-con for this run, who also helped set last week's run, was pissed off by last week's comments. Cause, from that hill, the trail took the runners probably another 5 km to hit home. The first out in 1 hr 40 min whereas it took the last one 2 hours and 50 mins to complete.

On On onsite with 'Thangga restaurant'.

Next Run: No 707 Date: 03/02/2007 Hare: Jessie Tey Venue: Sg Long

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Wai Goh

Lim Chee Wai (Wai Goh / Viagra)

Date Joined Jan 2007

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Rehashed 20070120

Hare: Chong Kok Meng Venue: Bandar Tech
About 40 members turned up for the run on this wet day. It was a runners run all the way from start to home. The repeatedly raped by Klang valley chapters hill was included. Last out by 7.45pm. New boot, Wai Koh (viagra), baptised and welcomed.
On On onsite and freeflow of the PISS.
Next Run: No 706 Date: 27/01/2007 Hare: KFC Kong Swee Chin Venue: Bandar Tech

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Hashing in the Rain

One Saturday after lunch, the harrier and his wife snuggled up in bed for a nap. An hour later, the harrier got up, dressed quietly, grabbed his hashing bag and gear and slipped quietly out to his car. As he drove out from his driveway, the skies open up and let loose a torrential downpour. But in true hashing spirit he continued in the rain.

But as soon as he turned onto the main road, he heard over the radio that the road leading to the runsite was blocked by a huge fallen tree and that it may take hours to be cleared. So he turned back home thinking its no point sitting it out in the car.

On reaching his house, he parked his car and went in. Quietly stripped off his clothes and slipped into bed. Cuddling up to his wife now with a different anticipation, he whispered "the weather out there is terrible". And the wife sleepily replied ... "Can you believe my stupid husband is out hashing in that shit?"

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Rehashed 20070113

Hare: Lim U I Venue: Taman University Sg Tangkas Off Jalan Reko

About 70 (including the 15 odd supporters from Mambau Hash) turned up for UI's virgin run. The comments of the run were varied. Ballcracker found himself on Kajang's trail and ended up at Bandar Tech where he had to call for his kereta sapu (private taxi). Evergreen Rocky landed at the golf course and had to walk the 8km back to runsite.

On On on site with the hare's hubby cooking the dishes on site. The PISS was non stop with the numerous sponsors from the crowd.

Next Run: No 704 Date: 20/01/2007 Hare: Chong Kok Meng Venue: Bandar Tech

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Mr Turner Brown

A skinny little guy goes on his first hash run as a guest. Arriving at the 2nd check, he finds himself all alone and not knowing what to do, he takes a breather. Soon he hears footsteps, turning around he comes face to face with a huge tough looking seasoned hasher who says "On On". But the skinny guy just looks at the hasher. The seasoned hasher, noticing this guy starring at him, stops and says "6 foot 7, 220 lbs, 8 inches, Turner Brown."

Hearing this, the skinny guy falls down. The hasher quickly kneels down to help him and asks "Whats wrong with you?" In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What what EXACTLY did you say to me?

The big sized hasher says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 6 feet 7 inches tall, I weigh 220 pounds, I have a 8-inch cock and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guys says, "Turner Brown?! ... Whew, Thank God! I thought you said, "Turn around!"

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Rehashed 20070106

Hare: Tony Tan Venue: Sunway Semenyih

About 50 members turned up for this very well set run which was devoid of the usual "up down, up down" of the hills found in this area. A slippery trail with about 4 to 5 stream crossings (same stream though) and ending with a gentle climb. On On on site with food cooked and dished out by the hare's better half.

Next Run: No 704 Date: 13/01/2007 Hare: Lim U I Venue: Taman University, Off Jalan Reko

(its somewhere near Sg Tangkas KTM Commuter station. Look for HLH4 signs. Drive right up to the end of shophouses.)

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Rehashed 20061230

Hare: Warranti Venue: Bukit Angkat, Sg Chua

It was heard that about 15 members attended this quick run and that the beer allocation was all consumed at the Down Down and finished off at the 'triple On' later that night where our Jointmaster was OnDowned.

No one turned up in a Tux for the triple On nor was anyone in a Hash T-shirt.

Next Run: No 703 Date: 06/01/2007 Hare: Tony Tan Venue: Sunway Semenyih

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