Rehashed 20081122

Run: 801 Hare: Raymond RatTail Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jelok Co-hares: ...

A good crowd showed up in support of the hare with 32 members and 7 guests. The run started on time and was towards 'the usual HLH4 in trail' by the highway.

It was a 10mins walk up the first hill before ascending a little then up again before coming to a check on top of the hill. It was broken on the trail on top of the hill with a good running distance with a gradual down slope till reaching the durian orchard.

A cross over the small creek and then a short steep climb on the right of the 'house' and followed with another run that was a big circular check coming back to the 'house' and a trail that was known to be a home trail but it was still early.

It was this that had all the FROPs looking for the 'scent' towards the hills forward but in vain. It was then that some hashers decided to take the known trail that they broke the check. It was a 10mins run to run site and FROP in 53mins.

Iced:
Rat Tail - an experienced and senior hasher for setting a short run;
B Chai - smoking during the run in;
Dipstick (multiple icings) - not singing the on-down song, Medan and fun 'incidents';
Guitarman - holding tool-of-office in right hand, announcing run#801 to be in Bdr Tek;
Elsie - 'room' fussy incident in Medan;
Ricky Ular - '2-5' not valid with a misled charge;
Richard - not introducing a guest that he brought;
Viagra - 'contracting' a run contractor that set a f***ed up run last week;
Henny So - for 'stealing' a banana to be used as tool-of-office in Betong;
Doug - hearing On-Box calling Dipstick 'No Sing' instead of not singing.

First time guest: Angel - was quite impressed with HLH4 tool-of-office

Announcement: Christmas Run OC said that pledges from members for the run have started and those who would like to, can look up JPS or Guitarman.

On-On on site by Fat Cat Catering Services and lots to drink. (scribed by NoHair)

Next Run: No 802 Date: 29/11/2008 Hare: "On the Way" Ramesh Venue: Putrajaya (same site as the this hare's last run. Look out HLH4 signs after Serdang Hospital)

On On ...

On Back ...

Rehashed 20081115

Run: 800 Hare: Ah Wai 'Viagra' Venue: Bukit Angkat (and at Betong) SubCon: Cock Pain

The hare enlisted Cock Pain as SubCon to set the run locally at Bukit Angkat for an expected turn up of 10 while he led a group to Betong for a viagra enhanced cross border run. Another group of HLH4 members went to Medan for the HORAS do. Despite these two events outstation, some 15 members and guests turned up.

It was a 'live hare' challenge as taunted by Cock Pain who went in to lay the trial some 20mins before the start. Jointmistress Winnie Jenny had the pleasure of calling ON ON to start the chase. The usual HLH4 FROPs were really hot on the trail.

It was a quick run in but was caught with a check and falsie which was broken by Gary on the road in the double storey houses. From here it led to another check under the power lines. Surprisingly the earlier checks were easily broken but the check just after the flats by the rubbish dump took a bit longer to break.

Cat went uphill next to the flats and yelled it a falsie yelled. This caused some FRBs to run up and down searching for the 'smell'. Soon the On On call was heard to connect to the trail that Cat found to be a falsie. ...curses...

The trail then led to a clearing with some deep ground crevices that had hashers jumping like rabbits before going in to some thick bushes on trail towards the 'summit'. Going down from this 'summit', led to another check which was a back check broken by Munster who kept yelling for some good 5 mins even though the pack was hot just behind him.

From the bottom, the trail then led up to a very bushy hill where another check was laid. It was a whole hill for HLH4, with everyone running all over the hill to find the 'smell' but failed. Having failed to break this check, the hashers regrouped at the check point where a decision was made to turn back on paper. All were out to the runsite by 7:20pm. Only ABC was 'home' by doing his own run.

Iced: Cock Pain for setting a run where nobody finished;
Warrenti for siting like a director;
Cock Pain for laying the 5th check with connecting paper too far off;
Jesminder for not teaching his guest to mark out;
Cock Pain (again) for no reason, just to ice him for the run;
Warrenti again for 2nd oscar director;
KikiLala for not showing up to lend Cock Pain 'a leg';
Pengsan for being like an assistant director;
Cat for asking for guest fee refund;
Winnie Jenny and Kelam Kabut for 'uniform' as a pair;
Silent Dragon for 'nothing to announce' but off box asking to pay subs;
No Hair (by Winnie Jenny) for scribing last week's guest Sam Kok Poon as from MambauH4 when in fact he was from SepangH4; (Carried forward icing of Abraham for the try of giving a joke.

This week's comics/jokes were mostly from Cock Pain.

On-On onsite with Cock Pain's seafood noodle soup. (report by No hair)

Next Run: No 801 Date: 22/11/208 Hare: Raymond RatTail Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jelok







And for the Viagra induced run at Betong ... only in pictures ...

On On ...

On Back ...

Rehashed 20081108

Run: 799 Occassion: Deepavali Run Venue: Bandar Tech Sub-Cons: Abraham, RatTail, Mr Kilat

The runsite was moved to the site near the factories as PJ Animales had runsited their Triangular Run at our usual parking near the shoplots.

Run started at 6pm amidst all the Deepavali celebrants busily preparing the 'tis and tat'. Crowd swelled up to a sizable number which prompted Long John to comment that this looked like a joint run celebration.

A short walk through the neighbourhood terrace houses before going up for a short climb through the rubber with some members still yaking away about the later on food and chikungunya issues.

There was some confusion with On On calls at the checks due to the On On calls by the Animales. Some trails overlapped each other but with each chapter going in opposite directions. This allowed many hashers to exchange salutations and for the Animales goggle at our 'Unmentionables'.

Cumming at 'the whore' from the back caught some offguard, specially Matahari's guests, who were gasping for air. Even our back pack darlings overtook them. Around here too some of our usual FROPs, who got screwed at the first check, could do some overtaking. Cumming down from 'the whore' had some front runners doing the circular before clashing with the Animales again.

The HLH4 On On call up the palm oil hill just before the cow shed seduced some Animales to follow the HLH4 scent. The hares laid an interesting trail down hill, thereafter to the palm oil estate furthest to Bandar Tech, an area which had been skipped for quite some time. Front runners were caught in a check going to the left up a small rubber hill. No Hair broke this check on the right side on top of palm oil hill.

A run down hill through another rubber estate before coming to the palm oil estate roads and hills. Then another up hill on the dragon fruit farm and from the top cutting into the rubber and home trail.

As light faded earlier, it was heartening to go downhill in the dark before hitting the road at the back of the water tank factory. A short walk led back to the runsite.

Three of Matahari's guests and 2 from Sunday Hash were not out even though the slow wanking back pack was out. The 2 Sunday fellas ended up at the Animales' run site, drinking and enjoying some roast lamb before realising something amiss when they were missing some 'ladies'. So they sneaked out and walked all the way to HLH4 runsite, some 3km away. The last 3 'came home' a few mins before 8pm.

New tool-of-office (TOO) was presented - 'thicker' and 'better looking' and 'much real'. Hash Bard and Hash Butler were presented with new aprons, which looked good on them.

On-Downed: OC Matahari for the good do, sub-cons Abraham, Rat Tail and Mr Kilat for setting the good run.

On-Ice: Peter for mis'english' for the song 'why was he born so beautiful';
Big John, Bulldozer & Kau Lin for banyak bising and KPC;
B-Chai wearing given freebie his style (back to front);
Cock Pain for wronged another 2-5; Sam Kok Pun (mambauH4) for misintepreting;
Sang Wat for requesting Song Lau to speak in tamil when On-Box;
No Hair for punishing Peter instead of teaching him;
Guest Malai Chai for calling On-On but did not wait till the next hasher arrive; Guest Sampu for sitting cross-legged like a director in front of Song Lau;

Long John Silver entertained all with jokes during the Icings.

On On onsite: Deepavali caterer as arranged by Matahari with curries, dhal, chutney, idli, toshai and deepavali goodies. Lots of beers and more thosais. Food was 'sapu habis' and 'kering'.

Songs by Guitarman and Song Lau with MambauH4, MantinH4 and guests singing along the night away till near 12mn. (reports by No Hair)

Next Run: No 800 Date: 15/11/2008 Hare: Ah Wai 'Viagra' Venue: Betong (for those who registered AND Paid) and Bukit Angkat Sg Chua (for those who did not register and or pay)

On On ...

On Back ...

Colin

Colin 'Cowlin'

Member since October 2008

On On ...

On Back ...

Jesminder

Jesminder

Member since June 2008

On On ...

On Back ...

Rehashed 20081101

Run: 798 Hare: Karu Venue: Beranang Industrial Estate Co-hares: ...

About 30 members turned up for the run.

The run started at the usual in trail near the road next to the factory. Someone commented that this run looked like an anniversary of the hare's last run here which could mean the same trail.

True enough the trial took us through some residential areas and into the oil palm estate. The trial then went up a small hill and out to the sweet potato farm. From there, a long road run in the industrial area back to the run site.

A difference from the last run in this area was the absence of any talk of seeing a "python" on the trail.

On on onsite with Karu's home cooked food of Putumayan, chapati, curry chicken and wild boar.

As both on-sec and GM were not around, our 1st adviser Song Lau took the box with a new tool of office which was flown in from the Philippines by our GM. This new tool though shorter than the usual one which was carved by Samerican, was very much bigger in size.

After the circle, members had the opportunity to view some pix of the 11th Philippines Nash Hash courtesy of Tsunami with her notebook. As the weekly beer ration ran out fast, a triple on was called to Ah Wai shop. (scribed by Blood donor)

Next Run: No 799 Date: 08/11/2008 Occassion: Deepavali Run Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang (the usual runsite by shop lots)

On On ...

On Back ...