Run: 858 Hare: Kiki Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang Cohares: ..
(reports and or pix not in yet. End of year mah, give chance-lah. Update 31/12/2009: report and pix in now)(Pssst ..., Christmas run pix below)
The ‘No Hair Escort Service’ was called and another running day became a ‘no sweat’ walking day. The run was fairly good though short with a few good run around the hilly terrains in the oil palm estate and by the highway.
A loop had the pack headed the ‘cow ranch’ and passing it to just turn right to get to the front of the ‘whore’. We were on the offtracks that was familiar to everyone for a little while and a short cut through some long forgotten offtracks to hit back to the in trail in the oil palm estate.
We got back to the run site at 7:25pm while the runners took an hour plus a little.
Iced:
Kiki – took a capati and served it to bribe a high ranking hashman;
JPS – accepted the bribe;
Bulldozer – was blamed for the clearcuts ready for developments, depleting the running areas;
Ular – pant worn back to front & late in assuming Bard duties;
LJS – was supposed to tell a joke but gave a riddle;
Rat Tail – took a pee that was long and was witnessed by the crowd;
Ice Cooleng – the Bard-In-Training not wearing the attire properly;
Gigi Putih – telling GM what to do, bad ‘2-5’;
Dipstick – the last director of the year;
Bulldozer – ‘robbing off’ the rest of the members’ plans for a good Christmas gathering during the PD trip;
CowLin – misleading SMS calling members to a pre-Christmas gathering by getting some ‘chicks’ but instead brought some ‘Viagra Infused Chicken’;
Henny – brought a jolly friend for a Christmas Day gathering that made a mess while making ‘clam chowder’;
Beerman – was so carried off with the ‘happenings’ that he uttered “If I win – tomorrow’s a holiday. But if I loose – DARN! I have to work tomorrow!”
Some wise words from:
GM – be a ‘2-5’ but do not tell the box what to do; must not pee too long while he’s (GM) on the box; don’t walk around with your fly open, make yourself available for the Committee Run next week.
OnCash – "better pay up your subs or no beers will be served to you", he’ll be preparing a ‘chow kha’ (bad debt person in hokkien) list for everyone’s attention.
InterHashSec – a few runs coming up, look for him if you are interested for the invites but must bring along $$$.
Advisor #1 – Ipoh’s latest new chapter invite for a run on 27/2/2010, ‘the food is ready! GM first, followed by me!’
Special Mentions:
1) Thank you GM for standing more than 1½ hour frying the tasty marinated chicken for the hungry lot.
2) Ice Cooleng for doing a good job as a stand in Bard.
3) Bulldozer for bringing along the tasty mutton curry.
4) Those paid up the subs up to date and beyond.
5) Those registered for the overseas’ run BUT have yet to pay up.
(scribed by No Hair)
Next Run: No 859 Date: 02/01/2010 Occassion: Committee Run Venue: Beranang Industrial Estate
(from Kajang head towards Semenyih. Pass Semenyih and head towards Mantin / Seremban on old trunk road. Just after Kesuma Lakes, look out for hash signs for the right turn to the runsite.)
(reports and or pix not in yet. End of year mah, give chance-lah. Update 31/12/2009: report and pix in now)(Pssst ..., Christmas run pix below)
The ‘No Hair Escort Service’ was called and another running day became a ‘no sweat’ walking day. The run was fairly good though short with a few good run around the hilly terrains in the oil palm estate and by the highway.
A loop had the pack headed the ‘cow ranch’ and passing it to just turn right to get to the front of the ‘whore’. We were on the offtracks that was familiar to everyone for a little while and a short cut through some long forgotten offtracks to hit back to the in trail in the oil palm estate.
We got back to the run site at 7:25pm while the runners took an hour plus a little.
Iced:
Kiki – took a capati and served it to bribe a high ranking hashman;
JPS – accepted the bribe;
Bulldozer – was blamed for the clearcuts ready for developments, depleting the running areas;
Ular – pant worn back to front & late in assuming Bard duties;
LJS – was supposed to tell a joke but gave a riddle;
Rat Tail – took a pee that was long and was witnessed by the crowd;
Ice Cooleng – the Bard-In-Training not wearing the attire properly;
Gigi Putih – telling GM what to do, bad ‘2-5’;
Dipstick – the last director of the year;
Bulldozer – ‘robbing off’ the rest of the members’ plans for a good Christmas gathering during the PD trip;
CowLin – misleading SMS calling members to a pre-Christmas gathering by getting some ‘chicks’ but instead brought some ‘Viagra Infused Chicken’;
Henny – brought a jolly friend for a Christmas Day gathering that made a mess while making ‘clam chowder’;
Beerman – was so carried off with the ‘happenings’ that he uttered “If I win – tomorrow’s a holiday. But if I loose – DARN! I have to work tomorrow!”
Some wise words from:
GM – be a ‘2-5’ but do not tell the box what to do; must not pee too long while he’s (GM) on the box; don’t walk around with your fly open, make yourself available for the Committee Run next week.
OnCash – "better pay up your subs or no beers will be served to you", he’ll be preparing a ‘chow kha’ (bad debt person in hokkien) list for everyone’s attention.
InterHashSec – a few runs coming up, look for him if you are interested for the invites but must bring along $$$.
Advisor #1 – Ipoh’s latest new chapter invite for a run on 27/2/2010, ‘the food is ready! GM first, followed by me!’
Special Mentions:
1) Thank you GM for standing more than 1½ hour frying the tasty marinated chicken for the hungry lot.
2) Ice Cooleng for doing a good job as a stand in Bard.
3) Bulldozer for bringing along the tasty mutton curry.
4) Those paid up the subs up to date and beyond.
5) Those registered for the overseas’ run BUT have yet to pay up.
(scribed by No Hair)
Next Run: No 859 Date: 02/01/2010 Occassion: Committee Run Venue: Beranang Industrial Estate
(from Kajang head towards Semenyih. Pass Semenyih and head towards Mantin / Seremban on old trunk road. Just after Kesuma Lakes, look out for hash signs for the right turn to the runsite.)