Cockscrew Chin, a seasoned Kacang HHH (KH3) member, regularly visits his friend Joe Tham to persuade him to go hashing. On one such visit, Cockscrew was greeted by Joe's wife as he was not home yet. The sight of this woman in a sexy outfit turned Cockscrew on.
Joe's wife: "You like what you see"
Joe's wife: "You like what you see"
Cockscrew: "Sure wan"
"will cost you 100 dollar"
"No poplem"
"Ok you come Flyday afternoon when my Lohkong (husband) go site visit"
So Friday afternoon, Cockscrew turned up at Joe's home. He had a good time and managed to leave just before Joe returned home.
Joe to his wife: "Did Cockscrew come by this afternoon"
Wife (surprised): "Eh why, yes, he came"
"Did he give you $100?"
The wife now stunned, hesitated and then thinking that he had found out replied: "Eh yes yes, he did give me 100 dollar"
"Good" says Joe.
...
... "Cockscrew came by my office this morning and borrowed $100 from me.
He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back."
ON ON
"will cost you 100 dollar"
"No poplem"
"Ok you come Flyday afternoon when my Lohkong (husband) go site visit"
So Friday afternoon, Cockscrew turned up at Joe's home. He had a good time and managed to leave just before Joe returned home.
Joe to his wife: "Did Cockscrew come by this afternoon"
Wife (surprised): "Eh why, yes, he came"
"Did he give you $100?"
The wife now stunned, hesitated and then thinking that he had found out replied: "Eh yes yes, he did give me 100 dollar"
"Good" says Joe.
...
... "Cockscrew came by my office this morning and borrowed $100 from me.
He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back."
ON ON
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