A young couple from Forth Worth Texas while honeymooning in Malaysia went for a run with the Kacang HHH (KH3) for a take of the countryside. Eyeing the pretty woman, Cockscrew Chin accompanied them as they were very slow walking in their boots (pic on right).
Soon they were far behind and Cockscrew told the couple that he will climb up a tree to see how the trail went so they could shortcut. From the top of the tree, Cockscrew yelled to the couple below, "Stop making love down there!"
"What's the matter with you?" the husband asked after Cockscrew came down. "We weren't making love."
"Sorry," said Cockscrew. "From up there, it sure looked like you were."
Every couple of 100 metres after that, Cockscrew would scale a tree and yell the same thing.
Finally, Cockscrew managed to convince the husband to climb up to see for himself. With great difficulty, the Texan made his way to the top and clung on to a branch there.
Meanwhile, his wife and Cockscrew were soon embracing passionately. "That's amazing!" the hasher from Texas mused as he looked down. ...
... "It does look like they're making love!"
ON ON
Soon they were far behind and Cockscrew told the couple that he will climb up a tree to see how the trail went so they could shortcut. From the top of the tree, Cockscrew yelled to the couple below, "Stop making love down there!"
"What's the matter with you?" the husband asked after Cockscrew came down. "We weren't making love."
"Sorry," said Cockscrew. "From up there, it sure looked like you were."
Every couple of 100 metres after that, Cockscrew would scale a tree and yell the same thing.
Finally, Cockscrew managed to convince the husband to climb up to see for himself. With great difficulty, the Texan made his way to the top and clung on to a branch there.
Meanwhile, his wife and Cockscrew were soon embracing passionately. "That's amazing!" the hasher from Texas mused as he looked down. ...
... "It does look like they're making love!"
ON ON
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