Finally, this is it. The latest mag in town
The Hashditor is looking for some cunalists to make this mag more TITslating. Please apply in person. Interviews held every Saturday after 7.30pm at HLH4 runsites.
Some requirements.
1. Must be matured.
2. Must have No Hair down there.
3. Writing skills not essential.
4. Oral communication essential.
5. Be able to work long hours.
6. Must be hard working.
7. Should be able to work through that 'Once a month' thingy.
8. Being able to sing and dance is an added advantage.
9. Must love ice creams
Some benefits.
a) Outstation Travel
b) Meal vouchers
c) Club membership
d) Uniform
e) Medical
f) Assistant provided when work overload
g) After office activities partner
For details on above requirements, Click On On below.
The Hashditor is looking for some cunalists to make this mag more TITslating. Please apply in person. Interviews held every Saturday after 7.30pm at HLH4 runsites.
Some requirements.
1. Must be matured.
2. Must have No Hair down there.
3. Writing skills not essential.
4. Oral communication essential.
5. Be able to work long hours.
6. Must be hard working.
7. Should be able to work through that 'Once a month' thingy.
8. Being able to sing and dance is an added advantage.
9. Must love ice creams
Some benefits.
a) Outstation Travel
b) Meal vouchers
c) Club membership
d) Uniform
e) Medical
f) Assistant provided when work overload
g) After office activities partner
For details on above requirements, Click On On below.
Notes to Requirements
1. Assessement of Maturity will be based on size of boobs.
2. Only No Hair is allowed down there and no one else unless it's a Long John.
3. But blowing skills should make up for it.
4. To be assessed by Dipstick.
5. Specially when covering stories on Viagra.
6. To the extend of a Cock Pain.
7. Blood donor will assist during each period.
8. To assist Song Lau and Cha Cha.
9. And tolerate ABC once in a way.
Notes to Benefits
a) Touch n Go provided.
b) For KFC
c) At the Khoo Kongsi
d) Kiki Lala branded
e) Tiga Ricky Ular
f) Kelam Kabut
g) JPSpecial
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