Rehashed 20080927

Run: 793 Hare: Henessy Venue: Broga Co-hares: Song Lau, Guitarman, Cheryl

On-on was again called by the biggest shot at runsite at that time - Silent Dragon, which saw Cock Pain running up and down looking for the lead paper. The in trail was laid in the rubber estate (from road) just before the runsite that is known to have some 'killer steeps'.

The first check just after the barbed wire fence had Cock Pain, again, running forward deep into the bushes but was on'ed' with a back check....hahahah

The second check - it was here that 'Song' Lau called up No Hair and informed that some orchard owners have complained about hashers stealing their fruits or damaging their fruit trees. HLH4 members were asked to 'respect' the owner's land. The co-hares then diverted the trail after apologising and explaining to the owner that HLH4 (while pointing to the trail papers) members do not damage anything and would normally buy their fruits when they could come to runsite.

The trail then led to a whole-lot-of-hill-clearings for re-planting, more fruit trees or what?....but whole lot of trees are gone. Nevertheless, they did not bulldoze and flatten the hills, to enable the hares to lay the trail up and up the hills.

It was a breath taking view at the top as the sun was setting with hues of colours being displayed. The usual home trail after reaching the top where all would be behind the well kept slope of the temple.

FRBs in 1hr and the BROP in 1hr20min.

Co-hare Guitarman, pointing to some of the four legged friends, thanked them for assisting as co-hares, all six of them.

On-On on site by HennySoo Restaurant delivered by her Dad and Mum. 'Viagra' threw in a crate of the golden piss to keep the singing session going till 12:30am. (Scribed by NoHair)



Next Run: No 794 Date: 04/10/2008 Hare: Ricky Ular Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang (shoplot site)

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Run: 792 Hare: KFC Venue: Bandar Tech SubCons: Rattail

On-on was called at 6pm by the biggest shot at runsite - On-Cash Silent Dragon, with just a handful and 2 dogs (MLTR's & No Hair's). 'Not many turned up' but a good 20++ members and 5 guests, a group was attending HartamasH4 anniversary do in Genting.

The usual in trail and after going up and down the first hill, a check was laid. It took about 10 minutes to break with back checking up hill, the beginning of 'hare farts'.

The trail led along the usual 'still young' palm oil tree hills behind the factory lots towards the rubber estate hills next to the new highway with a check in between. Rocky and Karu SCBed from here.

The trail led by and through the 'ranch' which gave out its own whiffs of fresh cowdung complemented by a 20-dogs pack chorus singing. A check was laid by passing the 'whore' from behind but the hare farted, that unblocked the brain and laid the break halfway on the 'whore' from 'belakang'. So it was 'belakang mari' on the 'whore'.

Halfway up and cutting through till another 'ranch' grazing ground before leading towards the 'tanah merah' hills behind the in trail's palm oil estate hills. FROP in 1hr 20mins and the last two in 2hrs 15mins.


"ISA" (Ice Siting Act) is "well and alive" here, as enforced by the Hash Whip and 'on-box':

- the hare KFC for 'never the set and run' and "where are the direction signs to run site?"
- KikiLala for getting 'RatTail' to set the run, all alone.
- KikiLala and RatTail for answering "let's go kencing first" to bard's CIRCLE IN SESSION call.
- Bulldozer, Matahari, Ice Cooleng, for 'never the run'.
- Karu for "remember to put me on ice every 3 months" and for answering "no paper" when spotted SCBing.
- Chickadee for last week not wearing hash tee.
- No Hair for "I've checked there already and nothing!" at the first check but where Warrenti found and broke the check.
- Kilat for not accompanying his uncle, a 1st timer guest, all the way.
- Abraham for teaching his friend, a 1st timer also, to SCB.

On-On by KFC with Da Jie Restaurant "snack plate" and "dinner plate" with desserts. (Scribed by No Hair)

Next Run: No 793 Date: 27/09/2008 Hare: Henessy Venue: Broga

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Rehashed 20080913

Run: 791 Hare: Matahari Venue: Bukit Angkat SubCons: ...

Direction to run site was not clearly indicated, two signs after the main road and that was it. Anyhow many have been to Cock Pain's factory, so they found their way there.

On-on was called at 1802 and a frenzied crowd was looking for the in trail. It was an adjacent in road by the empty land that led to the foothill where 'usual trail' was flooded and the first check was laid.

Munster was up the hill on the left and ran down when he thought some 'body' yelled On-On and left cursing to check back where he left off. Finally, it was broken with a back check which led towards the housing area and then towards some hilly side to that.

A crossing between a retaining wall and drain which was a bit high had left MLTR chasing 'Hash' round and round to get it on higher ground, it provided some light entertainment to most of us.

On the 'red rock' road another check was laid uphill and was later broken further uphill which brought everyone on the ridges turning a 'C' towards the run site's direction then a check was on top of hill which was the opposite direction to run site. It was finally broken at the bottom of the hill by the 'going to be developed' clearing area. As most middle runners reaching the slope down saw Munster cursing the 'check breaker' not calling out.

A short run before a short climb up the palm oil estate hill with another check on top. It was broken downhill again and had most runners a short breather before crossing the high tesion cable tower clearing towards an industrial lots on top of a small hill and hill clearings 'ready for development'. The most dusty home trail, on the main road to run site, which was about 2km long.

Circle started with No Hair taking the box for the first time.

Iced:
Hare for good run which he neither set nor ran;
Bulldozer for 'bee singh' - noisy;
MLTR for leaving soiled T-shirt on someone else's car;
Dipstick also for 'bee singh';
KFC for leaving a chair behind in Sg Batangsi's run;
No Hair for calling the hare's contractor to know where the run site is, whereby he was on the run site when he called.

'Long time no see':
Sagoh back from mid-east, "I did not run for the past 6 months there as those guys they were not very active there. Nothing like HLH4!";
Abraham (still recuperating from broken ribs) "I'm OK now but will need some 3 months before Hashing again";
Thomas 'Mr Kilat' "lebih senang sikit sekarang, business sudah slow sikit.."

'Long time will not see': Winnie Jenny "....some tendon in my knee broke?...or what....painful....." during a hash in seremban/mantin/mambau.

On-on on site by Matahari Restaurant Mother's Home Cooked Nasi Lemak....yum.. (scribed by No Hair)

Next Run: No 792 Date: 20/09/2008 Hare: KFC Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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Rehashed 20080906

Run: 790 Hare: Leong 'Silent Dragon' Venue: Bukit Besi Co-Hares: Gary, Ballcracker, ...

The runsite was at a construction site near Taman Desa Orkid, but some still ended at the water tank site up the hill.

At On Call, about 20 went in through the muddy construction site to the foothills. At the start of the climb, only 17 went up into the jungle. JPS, Samerican and Bandit decided to do their own run/walk around the area.

Of those who went up on the climb and run, KelamKabut, CockPain, Kiki and Colin, came out on paper at about 7.20pm. Another group came out with the HARE about half an hour later.

Then Keswinder came out saying he was the last to go in and could not catch up. At top of the hill he lost the trail, so he bashed down towards the sound of civilization below.

One group led by Long John came out a short while later from the opposite side. The last group was ferried out by Cock Pain in his van. He volunteered for the sake of U I, who was in this last group.

It was later heard that the hare had wanted to pull the hashers down the other side of the hill towards Sg Besi and lay a long home trail. But he could not bash through the thick vegetation.

So plan B was put into operation for co-hare Gary to disconnect the down trail and lay a new home trail back to runsite.

On On onsite.


Next Run: No 791 Date: 13/09/2008 Hare: Matahari Venue: Bukit Angkat Sg Chua

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Rehashed 20080830

Run: 789 Hare: Winnie Jenny Venue: Sg Batang Sea Co-hares: Kelam Kabut, ...


On-On was called on time but there was a commotion at the in trail as most had crowded the trail with big 'huh's and 'hah's. The culprit was the river as the trail started with crossing the river.

Ex-member now guest, Cat led and ran through the water while some stopped to take off their shoes. A couple piggy-backed and one 'doggy-front' in crossing the river.





The trail led in to rubber estates with a few small climbs until the 3rd check where Cock Pain ran back with some checking papers shouting "back check!" The check was broken by Silent Dragon up on the hill after about 15mins.

The trail then led to a chili farm and an orchard on top of a hill where the scenery was wonderful. The papers then trailed downhill to a clearing before ending on the home trail with some good sceneries of the hills further in.


A falsie was laid on home trail where front runners were caught going deep down hill. It was a 'lollipop' run where the rest of the home trail was on the in trail and to cross the river again before reaching run site.

A mentionable event: Song Lau was looking for his car keys which he suspected was taken by someone else or have dropped somewhere or 'Chu Lai' had lost it/taken it/mis-put it/stashed it/play-play with it...blah,blah,blah.

There were a few who helped by launching a 'massive search party' till darkness set it. Song Lau then called for help by getting the spare keys from his home. But while waiting, he did some final retracing of his 'tracks' and the suggestion by Chickadee to look under and around the beerwagon 'lorry' proved marvelous. Nobody noticed the keys that was just right there on the ground by the lorry.

Charges: Ricky Ular for answering "Song Lau lost car keys" to the question "how was the run?". Piggy back riders Yee Mai and Elsie and 'doggy front' Hash and Micheal. The hare for being caught by back runners. Bulldozer for dirtying the river by bathing in it in the dark. Rattail for smoking during the circle. Cat for "long time no see" and "i love you" by Munster. Henessy and Peter for "never the run". No Hair for the new newsletter format "nice to look at but too small to read".

On On onsite with Bulldozer catering nasi lemak. Ended at around 11pm by finishing last beer. (scribed by NoHair)

Next Run: No 790 Date: 06/09/2008 Hare: Leong 'Silent Dragon' Venue: Bukit Besi (Desa Orkid phase 2. Near Taman Connaught. Tsunami's last run area but do not go up to the water tank. Turn right after JPJ and follow HLH4 signs.)

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Rehashed 20080823

Run: 788 Hare: Ballcracker Venue: Pangsoon Co-hares: Leong Sr, ...

An invitational run at Malacca, the unfavourable weather and probably the long distance to Pangsoon robbed this run of a good turnout.

It was still drizzling when On On was called. The 12 odd hashers who started the run followed the paper trail which took the same route as the Hare's last run here. Many may remember the Hare's last run here was screwed up with all runners returning to the runsite after the 1st check.

Ballcracker, having learnt his lesson, pulled the runners along the same pipe line and laid his 1st check further up on to the left. This was broken down on the right where the papers cut across to the Gunong Nuang trail.

Reaching the Gunong track, the FROPs were invited for another short climb up to the 2nd check. This was a backcheck and led down which looked like back to home. But just before reaching the buildings, the papers swung left into the jungle for a long trek.

Coming out at the dam, the papers led left to check, an obvious backcheck intended to allow the backpack to catch up with FROPs. The papers then led on semi-tarred track right up to the waters of the dam. Another obvious check intended for the hashers to catch their breath while taking in the magnificient view.

The papers then led straight forward to the last check by the dam. This took a awhile to break, it being a very far behind backcheck. The home trail was on tarred road and led back into the jungle for the crossover to the runsite. The clever thinking but not as a hasher, the hare hung some battery operated blinking lights to guide the way through the pitc dark jungle.



Cock Pain was out in 1hr 40mins and the last few a short while later.

On On onsite with Cock Pain speciality - Seafood Porridge.




Next Run: No 789 Date: 30/08/2008 Hare: Winnie Jenny Venue: Sg Batang Sea (C or See, take your pick), Jalan Kacau (Drive along Jalan Sungei lallang/Jalan Kacau. Past the ostrich farm and look out for HLH4 signs)

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Rehashed 20080816

Run: 787 Occassion: AGM Venue: Bandar Tech SubCons: Kiki, Guitarman

When On On was yelled at 1806 by Long John Silver, no one looked interested to start the run. They were caught caught up with chats and discussions.

Finally, Shopping Queen, Winnie Jenny and Kelam-Kabut took the lead and started walking towards the usual in trail. Nobody was on paper, so upon reaching the usual entrance they had to shout 'paper, paper'.

Rattail found the correct in trail which was by by the 'dumping slope' just across from the our parking.

Usual run round the palm oil estate with the first check (i think) as the FROP ran till paper suddenly stopped. Bicycleman (frequent guest) broke this check wich was a straight forward run towards the estate border and bushes.

This was the only check that kept the back runners in the same pack as the FROPs. As for the rest of the checks broken by the FROPs, their On calls were not even heard by the back pack (as the back pack's chatting was louder and more lively!).

The hare ran round the hills and bushes bordering Bandar Tech, Taman Bangi Indah and some other housing estates in Bangi and the new highway. The last up highest hill was 'attacked' from the trail on the left near the cow shed where it connected back to the palm oil estate.

With 'tricks up the hare's ass', the trail was laid for all to jump in the drain, crawl under the fence and climb up a slope to be on the new highway and for a home trail that was a about 1.8km long.

Michael and DoggieHash were king of the road till they were honked by some motorists. 'Speed trap' was seen and the 'officers' directed 'all those caught speeding' to turn left, where the hare farted some tricks that benefited the runners to get nearer to finish the run. Again the runners needed to crawl a dog hole to cross over the fence and get to the Taman Mega factory lots.

All were back in good time - FRB in 1hr 15min (Abraham Wong who was second - scbed beacuse he was "very, very tired already, too many last few days") KFC and Bumble Bee were out about 2 hours later because they took the highway till the main road to Semenyih, covering and extra 4-5 km back to runsite.

DoggieHash was seen running around run site that GM requested that it be leashed (later Michael was iced for 'hanging' the dog with cables to GM's grand car).

The usual after-run food with currypuffs, peanuts, hard boiled eggs, h2o-melon and rambutan. 2 lambs BBQed on site.

T-shirt freebie - nice material - 'dry fit', long sleeves, white with hlh4 logo. (report by NoHair)

The following were "erected" to Mismanage for 2008/20098.

Grandmaster: King Kong
Jointmaster: Long John Silver
Jointmatress: Winnie Jenny
OnSex: Guitarman
HashCash: Leong Sr
Inter OnSex: Cock Pain
Committee members: JPS, Kiki, Charlie Chickedee, Bulldozer, Chong Kok Mann.

On On onsite Cock Pain catering.

Next Run: No 788 Date: 23/08/2008 Hare: Ballcracker Venue: Gunong Nuang, Pangsoon (Along Jalan Hulu Langat, drive right to the end and look for HLH4 signs)




Click On On below for a short YouTube video of an OnDown.

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Run: 786 Hare: Kiki Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jelok Co-hares: ...

Arrived late for the run but went in with Stanley (who was late, too). The in-trail was on the road heading out to the hill just next to the highway.

After a short climb past some cleared land for vegie farming, the trail led into some bushes. It was up and down a few times on the same side of the hill. It then led back towards the in-trail direction atop the hill where a check was found.

This check was broken but connected to 2 trails, one of which led straight downhill where Showtime and I failed to find paper. But instead met up with Tsunami and Jessie, who "were there for quite some time but find no connecting paper."

So they together with 'Uncle' Ular, Warrenti, Farah and Amelia went further down where they found some paper but it led to a dead end. There was another group here, and Blood Donor was calling to the whole lost group down to a clearing along the broken old tarred road.

Another group were Song Lau, Henny, Bumble Bee, and U-I. Song Lau then said "we are so near the highway! let's go back by the fence", so the group went.

Upon reaching the run site, the FROP were just back and the rest trickled in.

Some conversations heard: "yes, all checks were connected."
"I called out and you came, you connected the paper right?"
"where got? you see, they came back this way also!"
"aiyo, where can go wrong? just back check and you can find the paper already!"
"I found and connected the last check!"
"easy only, open your eyes lah! just right there only mah!"

Thus, were the discussions of where, when and broken. nevertheless, but no one mentioned about paper not being picked up to disconnect an incorrect trail given after all the tricks the hare had played.

That was why the back pack got mislead. Not all trails were connected properly, papers not picked up, calls were made but unheard, etc....

Circle started early with OnSex on box, many were iced. Then Song Lau took the box to ice some more. (forgot what charges and who). Uncle Ular was iced most for being 'kpc' and for the non-laughable jokes.

OnSex announced, "important, hope to have all members on the next run, next run is not called 'AGM' as there will not be a meeting of sort but will just be named 'Election Run' for electing coming year's 'Mismanagement'".

On-On on site. Later, a 2nd circle by the beer wagon with more beers (1 crate sponsored by guitarman) and many laughs with the 'leftovers' sharing jokes.

The session ended without song or dance but with stomach cramps (due excessive laughing) at around 12:30am. (courtesy of NoHair)

Next Run: No 787 Date: 16/08/2008 Occassion: AGM Run Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang (regular runsite near shops)

Some pix by Hash Flash.

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Rehashed 20080802

Run: 785 Hare: Blood Donor Venue: Taman Petaling Bukit Gasing SubCons: KL Dalmatians

There were no HLH4 directional signs to show the way to the runsite. Yet more that 40 members turned up at the car park in Taman Petaling Square.

Then there were no HLH4 run trail papers, yet about 30 members mamaged to follow the paw marks of the KL Dalmatians.

The trail went up past the Hindu temple and water tank which entailed a 'Batu Caves' like climb. Some downs and ups and coming up and through the tower site. The home run was all down on tarmac road going along Jalan Gasing and back.

Dipstick was FRB in about 1hr 20mins. The back pack was out at about 8pm.

A joint circle was held comprising HLH4, KL Dalmations and Hartamas HHH. On On at a restaurant fronting the runsite.

Next Run: No 786 Date: 09/08/2008 Hare: Kiki Lala Venue: Sg Jelok Shooting Range

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