Rehashed 20081025

Run: 797 Hare: Bandit Venue: Bukit Gasing Co-hare: Samerican

Run started on time even though there were a few who just arrived and were putting on their shoes. There were 7 guests who showed up in support of the hare and 'runsite near where i live' hashers.

It was usual that Cock Pain led the pack through the Hindu temple on top of the hill and down hill at the back. The papers led down and then turned left uphill where the 1st check was laid. This was a backcheck and broken way down.

The trail led on flats along the fringe of the jungle/rubber and to the 2nd check. The papers leading straight on led to a falsie. It was finally broken, a back check that led to some confusion and unheard ON ON calls. The back pack was about to turn back but somehow managed to connect to the true trail which led to a long and almost steep climb that ended at the top of the hill.

The 3rd check was laid on the right and which was broken on the left along the connecting ridge before going down a medium steep slope. It was later realised that everyone had to do a short steep climb leading to the 4th check just before the tarred road.

Rather suprisingly, JPS managed to get to be in front of the back pack.

It was then a paperless run downhill till the junction. where Warrenti and Randy Andy were taken for a 'ride' on a falsie to the right. Experienced Blood Donor, with the back pack tagging along, took the wiser option of turning left at the junction.

There were no papers on trail till quite some distance until No Hair found them and the trail turned right and into the jungle. It then led downhill to meet up with the stream. From then on it was a slow walk uphill to the run site, with some cursing and gasping for fresh air.

All were out in good time with the FRBs finishing in about 1hr 10mins. However, none of these FRBs, Gary, ABC, Cock Pain, Kelam Kabut and Warrenti, owned up to be the 1st out on paper.

Circle was a bit 'pasar malam' as the box was looking for the culprit who did not connect paper correctly which caused the 5 FRBs having a 'verbal push about' among themselves.

The hare was iced for not laying HLH4 papers all the way and using a triangular cut 'HLH5' paper. Song Lau was iced for 'not correctly teaching his student bard' Peter.

Guitarman was iced for asking the run number of the Deepavali run when he knew the following run, Viagra's, was #800 and was a week later [800-1=799, also dunno]. No Hair for not making a charge sternly as taught by Randy Andy the mystery whip.

Song Lau announced that the Broga temple committee has banned hashers from parking/running in that area. This, as a result of some undisciplined and irresponsible members of some hash chapters running there who walk around/shower naked or wearing just underwear only. Littering and leaving behind beer bottles\cans, food containers after the On On was also a cause. Hashers who damage fruit trees of the many orchards found in that area are a bane to the farmers.

A large banner targeting the hashers have been put up. It was also heard that the Broga temple/residents have enlisted the help of the police to enforce the ban.

This is the second area in recent times, after Sunway Semenyih, where the hashers have been banned from.

On-On onsite: catered by 'Bandit and Sam Curry House' (scribed by NoHair)

Next Run: No 798 Date: 01/11/2008 Hare: Karu Venue: Beranang Industrial Estate. (Drive to Semenyih town. From traffic lights near police station, drive towards Mantin/Seremban and count trafiic lights. At 5th traffic lights, turn right and drive about 1.5km. Look out HLH4 signs)

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Rehashed 20081018

Run: 796 Hare: Farah Venue: Bukit Hatamas Cheras Co-hare: Warrenti

First there was the 11th Philippines Nash Hash on and these few made it there to down down the San Miguel and maybe to check out the Nash Hash sponsors. Who would resist joints with names like Tender Touch, Lollipop, AngelWitch etc.

Then there was Batu Pahat H3 celebrating their 30th Any Versary. Those in the pix below went down south for this run.

So only about 15 members turned up to climb the 'Ah Pek' hill at Wangsa Cheras. Only a few finished the run on paper as the 'In' and 'Out' trails were too close to each other for comfort.

Dipstick came out on the 'In' trail papers whereas Silent Dragon and Munster were out on the correct 'Out' trail.

On On onsite - Farah's Famous Curry. (conveyed by NoHair as reported by Abraham)

Next Run: No 797 Date: 25/10/208 Hare: Bandit Venue: Bukit Gasing (Tower site)

HLH4 members at the Batu Pahat H3 30th bash.

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Bukit Kiara - Chikungunya

There have been a few reports of some hashers coming down with Chikungunya after running in Bukit Kiara.

The reports were mostly by members of Mother Hash who ran in that area with the KL Harriets recently.

Our member, Bandit, who planned to set his run at Bukit Kiara also came down with an unexplained illness 4 days after he did a recce in that area. Only after hearing of reports by Mother hash, did he realise that the symptoms of his illness were similar to that of chikungunya.

Bandit is recovering, but the poor soul appears to be religiously following one doctor's advise to him to stop drinking beer, apparently on a diagnosis of "too much water retention". Is it not a sin to ask a hasher to stop drinking beer?

Due to this Chikungunya scare, Bandit, also being a victim, has agreed to move the runsite for his run on 25/10/2008 from Bukit Kiara to Bukit Gasing.

There should be a general advisory that Klang Valley hash chapters avoid Bukit Kiara for some time. Those joggers from Taman Tun should also be advised to note and take precautions.

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Rehashed 20081011

Run: 795 Hare: Thomas Mr Kilat Venue: Bandar Tech Co-hares: JPS, RatTail

A good turn out with about 40 members and guests.

On-On was called on time by Long John Silver but all the members headed towards the usual in trail to find no paper there. The in trail was laid just opposite the run site.

A good few did not use the laid in trail and ran in till they hit the paper whcih went up a small hill to a circular check before going 'skin deep' in Taman Harmoni flats. Going up a small hill turning towards the palm oil/orchard side the check was laid to the west side further down the other side of Taman Harmoni.

A check a laid up a hill where, intending to SCB, 'Song' Lau broke the check on road leading to durian orchard. The 'Bandar Tech Whore' was attacked from behind but was not 'satisfied' as the papers led only half way up. It then cut cross in the middle to end up downhill towards the cow shed and another check.

Cock Pain found paper but kept quiet, to 'confirm' the trail by running uphill before calling out. Upon reaching the top, the home trail on palm oil estate was longer than usual which provided some runners a good 'stretch out'.

Jessie, the Ass-On-Cash gave a scare as she went in late and all alone. She was 'lost' on paper in Taman Harmoni. Refusing to hop on the bike after asking some direction from 'a few Indonesians', she took the long way home via the factory lots in Taman Mega.

The hare Mr Kilat handed out freebies, a T-shirt, to all and prayed a lot for the drizzle to a stop just before the circle.

'ISA' : YeeMai - for refusing to let No Hair check in trail paper when driving to run site; Rocky for being accused of calling 'On-On' when not paper; Song Lau for finding paper while SCBing; guest Dorai for leaving smelly T-shirt somewhere; No Hair for another no brainer, forgetting to announce the next run before handing box to advisor; Cock Pain for not calling when finding paper; Long John Silver for calling On-On at the start of run but did not know where paper trail was.

Welcomed new boot Colin 'KauLin' - a hashman who found HLH4 comfortable to be his new home. (scribed by NoHair)

Next Run: No 796 Date: 18/10/2008 Hare: Farah Venue: Bukit Hatamas Cheras (Awana)

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HLH4 Website Posting Reposted

星期二， 2008年9月30日


HLH4网站

一些小的变化，我们的网站。

目前正在运行中所列的侧栏。

蓝色运行'选取框'将显示interhash邀请赛运行。

共同Runsite地点可以在侧栏。 点击一个位置将带您到谷歌地图，这方面的工作。

对于那些抱怨谁，他们不理解英语。那么这些刚刚arseholes ，我们的网站现在可以阅读中国 。

但是，一个字谨慎进入网站在中国。有些话是直接翻译。 例如，短期形式的数字'号' ，可能表现为没有 （梅红豆杉） 。 日期可能是翻译不同。 例如2008年4月10号可显示今年二零零八个月4和第10天。

网站可以被翻译成德语 或法语，甚至印地语。 链接可在右上角。

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Rehashed 20081004

Run: 794 Hare: Ricky Ular Venue: Bandar Tech Co-hares: ...

"JPS, it's 6pm already!"
"Oh! OK! ON-ON!!"
"The same in trail, ah?"
"Hey, got Batu paper, lah...they ran here recently."
"Ya, loh...just last wednesday."
"Hey, you follow paper or not?"
"don't worry, lah...... Cock Pain just ran past us, he'll kena the first check before we do....hehehehehe"
"See?.....he's collecting the checking papers already"
"ARE YOU!!" "CHECKING!!"
"Hoi...Dipstick, you check atas sana....cini ta rak paper!!"
"ON-ON!!"
"aiyoh.....have to climb up there"
"KFC!! don't come here, go up from there!!"
"No, lah. I have to come here to follow JPS" "Why?" "uhmmmm..."
"Oi!!! whose dog is this?" "No Hair!"
"Must start collecting dog fees already.....kehkehkeh"

The above were some of the talk at the start of the run. But later, after a few hills, the catching of breaths halted some conversations.

The hare left his 'scent' up the palm oil estate hills and around them, some 'slithering' through bushes like the hare's hash name. True enough, the laid trail was winding and more winding as the hashers ran further through the trails.

The papers hit almost every trail set by other chapters for their recent runs here but our hares had tricks up their sleeves and farts up their asses. It would have been a dull run but the 'slitherings' was a good change.

Running by the side that should have been along the highway was made a wee bit difficult by crossing some fences twice which had some harriets squealing when climbing over or bending under.

There were some excitement when reaching the end on home trail that the hares thought of 'save earth, save trees, save paper', which led to some hashers running over and back track to locate papers. The back runners had to search for papers in the dark. Only when they reached familiar grounds, were they confident of the trail.

"Wah! quite long run." "No, lah. just going up and down only"
"The evening grows dark very early these days!" "Yea, next week we need to walk faster!"

The circle was conducted short and simple with some ISA:

Tsunami for not singing On-Down song;
Ular for not laying enough paper and again for not asking proper permission for re-take photo on ice;
No Hair - twice, first for typo mistakes on newsletter as charged Cock Pain and second time with Guitarman (for partly blamed for No Brain mistakes), for mistaking Madam Ular as first time guest.

On-On on site Uncle 'Ular' contracted Cock Pain 'See food' (Ass in chinese hakka dialect) Porridge Restaurant....also yummi....(scribed by NoHair)

Next Run: No 795 Date: 11/10/2008 Hare: Thomas 'Mr Kilat' Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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HLH4 Website

Some minor changes in our website.

Current Runs are now listed in the sidebar.

The blue running 'marquee' will show interhash invitational runs.

Common Runsite locations can be found in the sidebar. Clicking on a location will take you to the Google map of that area.

For those who complain they do not understand English. Well just for these arseholes, our website can now be read in Chinese.

But a word of caution in accessing website in chinese. Some words are a direct translation. For example, the short form for number 'No.', may be shown as 没有 (mei yew). Dates may be translated differently. For example 04/10/2008 could be shown as year 2008 month 4 and day 10.

Website can be translated into German or French and even Hindi. The links can be found at top right.

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Rehashed 20080927

Run: 793 Hare: Henessy Venue: Broga Co-hares: Song Lau, Guitarman, Cheryl

On-on was again called by the biggest shot at runsite at that time - Silent Dragon, which saw Cock Pain running up and down looking for the lead paper. The in trail was laid in the rubber estate (from road) just before the runsite that is known to have some 'killer steeps'.

The first check just after the barbed wire fence had Cock Pain, again, running forward deep into the bushes but was on'ed' with a back check....hahahah

The second check - it was here that 'Song' Lau called up No Hair and informed that some orchard owners have complained about hashers stealing their fruits or damaging their fruit trees. HLH4 members were asked to 'respect' the owner's land. The co-hares then diverted the trail after apologising and explaining to the owner that HLH4 (while pointing to the trail papers) members do not damage anything and would normally buy their fruits when they could come to runsite.

The trail then led to a whole-lot-of-hill-clearings for re-planting, more fruit trees or what?....but whole lot of trees are gone. Nevertheless, they did not bulldoze and flatten the hills, to enable the hares to lay the trail up and up the hills.

It was a breath taking view at the top as the sun was setting with hues of colours being displayed. The usual home trail after reaching the top where all would be behind the well kept slope of the temple.

FRBs in 1hr and the BROP in 1hr20min.

Co-hare Guitarman, pointing to some of the four legged friends, thanked them for assisting as co-hares, all six of them.

On-On on site by HennySoo Restaurant delivered by her Dad and Mum. 'Viagra' threw in a crate of the golden piss to keep the singing session going till 12:30am. (Scribed by NoHair)



Next Run: No 794 Date: 04/10/2008 Hare: Ricky Ular Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang (shoplot site)

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Rehashed 20080920

Run: 792 Hare: KFC Venue: Bandar Tech SubCons: Rattail

On-on was called at 6pm by the biggest shot at runsite - On-Cash Silent Dragon, with just a handful and 2 dogs (MLTR's & No Hair's). 'Not many turned up' but a good 20++ members and 5 guests, a group was attending HartamasH4 anniversary do in Genting.

The usual in trail and after going up and down the first hill, a check was laid. It took about 10 minutes to break with back checking up hill, the beginning of 'hare farts'.

The trail led along the usual 'still young' palm oil tree hills behind the factory lots towards the rubber estate hills next to the new highway with a check in between. Rocky and Karu SCBed from here.

The trail led by and through the 'ranch' which gave out its own whiffs of fresh cowdung complemented by a 20-dogs pack chorus singing. A check was laid by passing the 'whore' from behind but the hare farted, that unblocked the brain and laid the break halfway on the 'whore' from 'belakang'. So it was 'belakang mari' on the 'whore'.

Halfway up and cutting through till another 'ranch' grazing ground before leading towards the 'tanah merah' hills behind the in trail's palm oil estate hills. FROP in 1hr 20mins and the last two in 2hrs 15mins.


"ISA" (Ice Siting Act) is "well and alive" here, as enforced by the Hash Whip and 'on-box':

- the hare KFC for 'never the set and run' and "where are the direction signs to run site?"
- KikiLala for getting 'RatTail' to set the run, all alone.
- KikiLala and RatTail for answering "let's go kencing first" to bard's CIRCLE IN SESSION call.
- Bulldozer, Matahari, Ice Cooleng, for 'never the run'.
- Karu for "remember to put me on ice every 3 months" and for answering "no paper" when spotted SCBing.
- Chickadee for last week not wearing hash tee.
- No Hair for "I've checked there already and nothing!" at the first check but where Warrenti found and broke the check.
- Kilat for not accompanying his uncle, a 1st timer guest, all the way.
- Abraham for teaching his friend, a 1st timer also, to SCB.

On-On by KFC with Da Jie Restaurant "snack plate" and "dinner plate" with desserts. (Scribed by No Hair)

Next Run: No 793 Date: 27/09/2008 Hare: Henessy Venue: Broga

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Rehashed 20080913

Run: 791 Hare: Matahari Venue: Bukit Angkat SubCons: ...

Direction to run site was not clearly indicated, two signs after the main road and that was it. Anyhow many have been to Cock Pain's factory, so they found their way there.

On-on was called at 1802 and a frenzied crowd was looking for the in trail. It was an adjacent in road by the empty land that led to the foothill where 'usual trail' was flooded and the first check was laid.

Munster was up the hill on the left and ran down when he thought some 'body' yelled On-On and left cursing to check back where he left off. Finally, it was broken with a back check which led towards the housing area and then towards some hilly side to that.

A crossing between a retaining wall and drain which was a bit high had left MLTR chasing 'Hash' round and round to get it on higher ground, it provided some light entertainment to most of us.

On the 'red rock' road another check was laid uphill and was later broken further uphill which brought everyone on the ridges turning a 'C' towards the run site's direction then a check was on top of hill which was the opposite direction to run site. It was finally broken at the bottom of the hill by the 'going to be developed' clearing area. As most middle runners reaching the slope down saw Munster cursing the 'check breaker' not calling out.

A short run before a short climb up the palm oil estate hill with another check on top. It was broken downhill again and had most runners a short breather before crossing the high tesion cable tower clearing towards an industrial lots on top of a small hill and hill clearings 'ready for development'. The most dusty home trail, on the main road to run site, which was about 2km long.

Circle started with No Hair taking the box for the first time.

Iced:
Hare for good run which he neither set nor ran;
Bulldozer for 'bee singh' - noisy;
MLTR for leaving soiled T-shirt on someone else's car;
Dipstick also for 'bee singh';
KFC for leaving a chair behind in Sg Batangsi's run;
No Hair for calling the hare's contractor to know where the run site is, whereby he was on the run site when he called.

'Long time no see':
Sagoh back from mid-east, "I did not run for the past 6 months there as those guys they were not very active there. Nothing like HLH4!";
Abraham (still recuperating from broken ribs) "I'm OK now but will need some 3 months before Hashing again";
Thomas 'Mr Kilat' "lebih senang sikit sekarang, business sudah slow sikit.."

'Long time will not see': Winnie Jenny "....some tendon in my knee broke?...or what....painful....." during a hash in seremban/mantin/mambau.

On-on on site by Matahari Restaurant Mother's Home Cooked Nasi Lemak....yum.. (scribed by No Hair)

Next Run: No 792 Date: 20/09/2008 Hare: KFC Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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Rehashed 20080906

Run: 790 Hare: Leong 'Silent Dragon' Venue: Bukit Besi Co-Hares: Gary, Ballcracker, ...

The runsite was at a construction site near Taman Desa Orkid, but some still ended at the water tank site up the hill.

At On Call, about 20 went in through the muddy construction site to the foothills. At the start of the climb, only 17 went up into the jungle. JPS, Samerican and Bandit decided to do their own run/walk around the area.

Of those who went up on the climb and run, KelamKabut, CockPain, Kiki and Colin, came out on paper at about 7.20pm. Another group came out with the HARE about half an hour later.

Then Keswinder came out saying he was the last to go in and could not catch up. At top of the hill he lost the trail, so he bashed down towards the sound of civilization below.

One group led by Long John came out a short while later from the opposite side. The last group was ferried out by Cock Pain in his van. He volunteered for the sake of U I, who was in this last group.

It was later heard that the hare had wanted to pull the hashers down the other side of the hill towards Sg Besi and lay a long home trail. But he could not bash through the thick vegetation.

So plan B was put into operation for co-hare Gary to disconnect the down trail and lay a new home trail back to runsite.

On On onsite.


Next Run: No 791 Date: 13/09/2008 Hare: Matahari Venue: Bukit Angkat Sg Chua

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Rehashed 20080830

Run: 789 Hare: Winnie Jenny Venue: Sg Batang Sea Co-hares: Kelam Kabut, ...


On-On was called on time but there was a commotion at the in trail as most had crowded the trail with big 'huh's and 'hah's. The culprit was the river as the trail started with crossing the river.

Ex-member now guest, Cat led and ran through the water while some stopped to take off their shoes. A couple piggy-backed and one 'doggy-front' in crossing the river.





The trail led in to rubber estates with a few small climbs until the 3rd check where Cock Pain ran back with some checking papers shouting "back check!" The check was broken by Silent Dragon up on the hill after about 15mins.

The trail then led to a chili farm and an orchard on top of a hill where the scenery was wonderful. The papers then trailed downhill to a clearing before ending on the home trail with some good sceneries of the hills further in.


A falsie was laid on home trail where front runners were caught going deep down hill. It was a 'lollipop' run where the rest of the home trail was on the in trail and to cross the river again before reaching run site.

A mentionable event: Song Lau was looking for his car keys which he suspected was taken by someone else or have dropped somewhere or 'Chu Lai' had lost it/taken it/mis-put it/stashed it/play-play with it...blah,blah,blah.

There were a few who helped by launching a 'massive search party' till darkness set it. Song Lau then called for help by getting the spare keys from his home. But while waiting, he did some final retracing of his 'tracks' and the suggestion by Chickadee to look under and around the beerwagon 'lorry' proved marvelous. Nobody noticed the keys that was just right there on the ground by the lorry.

Charges: Ricky Ular for answering "Song Lau lost car keys" to the question "how was the run?". Piggy back riders Yee Mai and Elsie and 'doggy front' Hash and Micheal. The hare for being caught by back runners. Bulldozer for dirtying the river by bathing in it in the dark. Rattail for smoking during the circle. Cat for "long time no see" and "i love you" by Munster. Henessy and Peter for "never the run". No Hair for the new newsletter format "nice to look at but too small to read".

On On onsite with Bulldozer catering nasi lemak. Ended at around 11pm by finishing last beer. (scribed by NoHair)

Next Run: No 790 Date: 06/09/2008 Hare: Leong 'Silent Dragon' Venue: Bukit Besi (Desa Orkid phase 2. Near Taman Connaught. Tsunami's last run area but do not go up to the water tank. Turn right after JPJ and follow HLH4 signs.)

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