Cockscrew Has Ed Zachary Disease

Cockscrew Chin of the Kacang H3 was very distraught recently at the fact that he had not dated a harriet or had any sex in quite some time.

He was afraid that there might be something wrong with him, so he decided to seek the medical advice of a sex therapist.

His doctor recommended that he go see Dr. Lee Siang, the well known Chinese sex therapist, so he did.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Lee Siang said, “OK, take off oar your crose.”

Cockscrew did as he was told.

“Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to udder side of room.”

Again, Cockscrew did as he was instructed.

Dr. Lee Siang then said, “OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me.”

So he did.

Dr. Lee Siang slowly shook his head and said, “Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or date.”

Confused, Cockscrew asked, “Oh my God, Dr. Lee, what is Ed Zachary disease?”

Dr. Lee Siang took a deep breath, looked the man in the eyes and replied, ...(click On On below)



... “Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass.”




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