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Saturday, June 06, 2009

"Hey Do you have a ...?"

One morning, after Cockscrew Chin had left his house, there was a loud knock on his door.

Cockscrew's wife who was alone looked through the peephole. Noticing that it was their neighbour from a few doors away looking very angry, she did not respond.

The man knocked again and then asked; "Hoi, lu ada 'chee bye' tak?" (Hey, do you have a cunt?)

She did not respond and the man went off.

The next morning, again there was the loud knock and the man asking "Saya tanya, awak ada chee bye atau tak?" (I'm asking if you have a cunt or not)

Once again Cockscrew's wife did not answer. That evening when Cockscrew heard about it from his wife, he was very angry.

So he told his wife "Tomorrow morning, I'll hide behind the door and if the man asks again, you reply 'Yes you have' and we'll see what he wants to do".

The next morning, Cockscrew hid behind the door with a baseball bat.

Again there was this banging on the door followed by the man's voice asking "Hoi, lu ada chee bye tak?"

At Cockscrew's prompt, the wife opened the door and answered "Ya saya ada, apa lagi" (yes I have, so what). Cockscrew held up the bat ready to swing.

Without entering the house, the man replied "Kalau lu ada, ...


"... apa pasal lu punya lokong cari chee bye bini saya?" (If you have, then why is your husband coming for my wife's cunt?)

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