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Monday, June 01, 2009

Rehashed 20090530

Run: 828 Hare: Long John Silver Venue: Sg Tangkas Cohare: Guitarman

 The Long John All were anxious for this hare's run, hoping to get good run out of the evening. There were guests and members on the run site early as well, the hare and his 'cousin' was back on site and was asked about the length of his 'lan' (run).

The run started with Jointmaster yelling from the top of his lungs but the crowd seemed to be 'reluctant' as from the opposite mood just before the run. The pack was led to a laterite road just on the opposite side and was horrified with the amount of rubbish dumped there. It was a torturing 5-7mins pass the rubbish and burnings. The front pack met a few cows to ask for direction as the trail papers were hidden by the rubbish strewn all over the place.

At last, the pack was on the palm oil estate laterite road for a second or two to come to the first check. Dipstick found a falsie and back pack broke the check without realising they were on paper after the FRBs ticked them off for not calling out, it was later found that they tried to shortcut.

The hashers could now breathe more easily and freely as the air in the area was fresh and clean again. This lifted the spirit of the runners - anticipating all checks and breaking them easily. What seemed like taking the 'whore' by the 'ass' just before on home trail did not materialise.

The front runners were discussing the possible trail even before reaching the checks while running and most guesses were correct thus the first was out in 45mins (late starters were surprised to see the front runners, "huh? finished already?"). Some who did not have enough sweat to wet their balls, visited the 'whore' before getting back on paper. Who could resist? Passing by the 'whore's beautiful ass' without giving it a try? Some sure did and got wet. (Come to HLH4 if you wanted to 'get fresh' with the 'whore' when running in Bandar Teknologi Kajang and Sungai Tangkas)

The hare was ridiculed by the middle pack and the usual back pack upon reaching home.

"Ingat tarak bawak anjing boleh lari kuat kuat! Tengok! Habis lari pun tarak peluh banyak!"
"What lah! Old man like me also had it easy finishing today..."
"Not my standard! Not my standard! Not my standard!"
"Good run lah, bai....but a little too short!"
"Co-hare, co-hare....siapa?" "eh, your 'lan' is longer than your run...."
"hey....see, see....HLH5 guys also finished the run and still running out!!"

So too, it was that the hare welcomed the sarcastic remarks and with a big sneaky grin and thought "...this is my revenge." With the jokes and ridicules going on, the hare gave out good 'after run food' with his famous sardine sandwiches, wild boar curry and sorts. Nonetheless, the hare and the pack was in good jolly mood with him as the butt of the jokes.

Rani of KL Dalmatians In the circle:

Deep gratitude message from American Sam (recovering from 2nd stroke) for the well wishes and contributions from HLH4 members.

KL Dalmatians H4 (Jointmistress (pix on left) was happy holding the 'Big Mike') reminded HLH4 of their 5th anniversary run on 27th June in Damansara Perdana.

Iced in the circle were:

Long John Silver - put the pack on the rubbish road;
Guitarman - as co-hare denied seeing any rubbish or sampah but confirmed got a lot of 'lap sip' (hakka dialect);
Small Aru - wanted to know what the ice was for and got the answer;
Shopping Queen - not paying attention;
Gary - a front runner guest in HLH5;
JPS - just for fun;
No Hair - 'two five' a wrong person;
Bulldozer - nice to see some 'black moons';
BumbleBee - 'Owaga' comfort chair.

OnOn was on site by LJS Caterer with no frills (no coconut milk) but plenty of thrills (spicy), tasty makan. Beers were ordered to be free flowed as the hare was praised to have everybody completed the run! On further 'ticklings' by the pack, the hare announced OnOnOn in the usual 'member's place'. (scribed by No Hair)

Next Run: No 829 Date: 06/06/2009 Hare: Chong Kok Meng Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jelok

Hare and co-Hare On Down

KL Dalmatians inviting HLH4 Jokes by Long John
SCB Gary

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