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Monday, December 28, 2009

Rehashed 20091226 Kiki

Run: 858 Hare: Kiki Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang Cohares: ..

(reports and or pix not in yet. End of year mah, give chance-lah. Update 31/12/2009: report and pix in now)(Pssst ..., Christmas run pix below)

The hare Kiki The ‘No Hair Escort Service’ was called and another running day became a ‘no sweat’ walking day. The run was fairly good though short with a few good run around the hilly terrains in the oil palm estate and by the highway.

A loop had the pack headed the ‘cow ranch’ and passing it to just turn right to get to the front of the ‘whore’. We were on the offtracks that was familiar to everyone for a little while and a short cut through some long forgotten offtracks to hit back to the in trail in the oil palm estate.

We got back to the run site at 7:25pm while the runners took an hour plus a little.


Kiki – took a capati and served it to bribe a high ranking hashman;
JPS – accepted the bribe;
Bulldozer – was blamed for the clearcuts ready for developments, depleting the running areas;
Ular – pant worn back to front & late in assuming Bard duties;
LJS – was supposed to tell a joke but gave a riddle;
Rat Tail – took a pee that was long and was witnessed by the crowd;
Ice Cooleng – the Bard-In-Training not wearing the attire properly;
Gigi Putih – telling GM what to do, bad ‘2-5’;
Dipstick – the last director of the year;
Bulldozer – ‘robbing off’ the rest of the members’ plans for a good Christmas gathering during the PD trip;
CowLin – misleading SMS calling members to a pre-Christmas gathering by getting some ‘chicks’ but instead brought some ‘Viagra Infused Chicken’;
Henny – brought a jolly friend for a Christmas Day gathering that made a mess while making ‘clam chowder’;
Beerman – was so carried off with the ‘happenings’ that he uttered “If I win – tomorrow’s a holiday. But if I loose – DARN! I have to work tomorrow!”

Some wise words from:

GM – be a ‘2-5’ but do not tell the box what to do; must not pee too long while he’s (GM) on the box; don’t walk around with your fly open, make yourself available for the Committee Run next week.
OnCash – "better pay up your subs or no beers will be served to you", he’ll be preparing a ‘chow kha’ (bad debt person in hokkien) list for everyone’s attention.
InterHashSec – a few runs coming up, look for him if you are interested for the invites but must bring along $$$.
Advisor #1 – Ipoh’s latest new chapter invite for a run on 27/2/2010, ‘the food is ready! GM first, followed by me!’

Special Mentions:

1) Thank you GM for standing more than 1½ hour frying the tasty marinated chicken for the hungry lot.
2) Ice Cooleng for doing a good job as a stand in Bard.
3) Bulldozer for bringing along the tasty mutton curry.
4) Those paid up the subs up to date and beyond.
5) Those registered for the overseas’ run BUT have yet to pay up.

(scribed by No Hair)

Next Run: No 859 Date: 02/01/2010 Occassion: Committee Run Venue: Beranang Industrial Estate

(from Kajang head towards Semenyih. Pass Semenyih and head towards Mantin / Seremban on old trunk road. Just after Kesuma Lakes, look out for hash signs for the right turn to the runsite.)

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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Rehashed 20091219 Christmas

Run: 857 Occassion: Christmas Run Venue: Port Dickson Hares: Guitarman, Long John

The hosts honoring the advisor A very good many managed to find their way to PD well before the run.

Of course there will be some who, no matter how much and how detailed the directions that were given, will end up somewhere else.

And then they will keep calling the hare or the run organisers and their next friends for directions.

Rocky wearing the freebie on the run The run organisers had planned to give a wind cheater/rain coat and, as is the usual case in a hash, there will be an opportunity to use the freebie the soonest possible.

It rained the whole morning and afternoon at PD. So the OC decided to issue the freebie BEFORE the run.

Here is Rocky parading the freebie on the run. The rain stopped just before the run started.

The back pack on the way in on the runSome members in their beach wear The organisers said it will be a beach run. The pix on left shows the back pack on the run heading towards the beach at the first check.

The pix on right shows some who decided on a different wardrobe for this run. They said this was beach wear prompting someone to wonder "what happened to the bikini or at least the one-piece swimsuit?".

The 2nd check was along the beach. Here, Kelam Kabut swam out to sea trying to break the check. Since he could not break it out in the open sea, he decided to dry himself on a swing.

the hashers going through the muddy constuction site The trail then led off from the beach and headed towards the green canopies. "AH", many would have thought that they were finally going get some trails in the jungle.

How they were mistaken, cos, the 3rd check was broken at the construction site for a muddy turn back trail.

The home trail along the main road The papers then led towards the main coastal road for a somewhat slightly dangerous run along the main road.

Kelam Kabut was FRB in 55 mins while the back pack who managed to shortcut way before the turn was out a short while later.

The fat guy in a red suit made an appearance at the circle to give out gifts to all present.

GM with the roast turkey On On, just after the gift exchange at the Batu Pahat bungalow, was BBQ sponsored by some great guys from Dengkil. It was the Christmas season and off course, there was the turkey, another great gesture by a sponsor.

The organisers said that the success was due to all who contributed in one way or another. Many thanks to all members and sponsors.

The co-OC was so happy with the support and success that he wants to throw another party. Yes our JM, JPS, invites all members to his house on Christmas day. Please try to get to JPS house around 7-7.30pm. He will be expecting all members.

(ps. The webmaster informs that he will be pissed over the year end holidays, so the pix of the Christmas run will only be up when he gets sober. So lets hope it will be soon. We will need to check back here for updates on the pix)

Next Run: No 858 Date: 26/12/2009 Hare: Kiki Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Rehashed 20091212 Juicy Jessie

Run: 856 Hare: Juicy Jessie Venue: Sg Long Cohares: No Hair, Silent Dragon, Munster

The hare Juicy wearing her shorts backwards Small group of about 25 members. There was some hesitation by Joint Mistress to start the run a few minutes early.

The papers led up the road and before the hashers could have a proper warm-up, it turned right into the canopy for the 1st of the 5 or more climbs of the run.

The trails were mostly on less used and shrubs covered paths. Some trails had to be bashed through.

The back pack led by Chickadee had it enough at the fourth check and short-cutted back to runsite arriving just past seven.

FRB, Dipstick was out in about 1hr 20mins and the rest a short while later.

On On onsite.

It had to be pointed out to the hare that she had her shorts (or midi) on backwards.

Single file through the jungle got to heave up the heavy ones
CNY run preparation discussion

Next Run: No 857 Date: 19/12/2009 Occassion: Christmas Run Venue: Port Dickson

(from the KL/Seremban highway, get onto the Seremban/PD highway. Go right to the end. At the roundabout go left (9 o'clock). Look out for Ancasa hotel/resort on your right. Turn right imediately after Ancasa. Runsite bungalow will be about 50-70m after the NUBE and the Bougainvilla Resort.)

Note for the beach Christmas Run:

With barbeque and other surprises, Triple On will definitely go on into the wee hours of the next morning. Members are NOT expected to drive back after this.

Please bring along a sleeping bag or tent or maybe a one litre bottle of something so you do not have to drive back immediately.

Shower facilities are available at the bungalow and Do not forget a wrapped gift for the exchange.

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Monday, December 07, 2009

Rehashed 20091205 Blood Donor

Run: 855 Hare: Blood Donor Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jelok Cohares: Lester ABC, Bruise Lee

Hare Blood DonoR A turnout of 40 members with very fine weather.

JM called On On and led the hashers along the usual in-trail. The papers led right up to the house where the first check was met. A false call delayed the hashers a little while before the check was broken across the stream for the first usual claim.

Just before reaching the hilltop, the papers took a right turn along the terraces and then down a soggy trail to cross over the 'waterfall' stream. The 2nd check here was broken up left for another climb.

Reaching the top, the FROP came to the third check. This turned out to be a circular which could not be broken despite the front few going all over. As it was getting dark, they decided to find their way out. Coming out, they hit the home trail.

Kiki, leaving the others to break the third, came out within the hour while those tried a little while longer, came out about half past seven.

On On onsite - Bulldozer catering.

Next Run: No 856 Date: 12/12/2009 Hare: Juicy Jessie Venue: Sg Long (usual runsite near the wooden showhouse pass the quarry)

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Thursday, December 03, 2009

Christmas Beach Run

Santa Themed HLH4 Logo The organisers of last year's Christmas Run gave out a beach towel as a momento of the occassion and run. This year they are giving members an opportunity to use that towel at the beach.

Run No 857 on 19th December 2009 will be a beach run at Port Dickson. The organisers have booked a bungalow near the Bougainvilla Resort to be used as runsite and for the On On.

That weekend is a holiday weekend and therefore nearly all beach resorts and hotels in PD are fully booked. Members are not expected to drive back home after the run. Members who are unable to find accommodation at any of resorts or hotels, are welcomed to rough it out in the 4 room bungalow.

Directions to runsite. From the KL/Seremban Plus highway, get onto the PD/Seremban highway which will the 2nd interchange to Seremban.

At the end of the PD highway, turn left (or 9 o'clock at roundabout). Keep going until you see the Ancasa Resort where you will have to turn right. The bungalow is just after NUBE and Bourgainvilla Resort.

The bungalow location is given on the Google map below.

Santa This is the season for sharing and exchanging gifts. While Santa is no secret, the organisers are requesting each member to bring along a gift, wrapped of course.

Nothing big, just something, a bar of chocolate perhaps. No names, unless you want the gift back, then have your name on it.

The organisers have planned some surprises and are looking forward to all members turning up.

View Christmas Run runsite in a larger map

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Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Rehashed 20091128 Yew Ai

Run: 854 Hare: Yew Ai Venue: FRIM Taman Ehsan Kepong Subcons: Cock Pain, Pengsan

The Hare U I Due to the heavy rain in Kajang in the afternoon, many decided not to go for the run in Kepong.

Those who braved the weather were rewarded with cooling evening when they reached the run site as it had stopped raining. This was a new run site at the front gate of FRIM Taman Ehsan, Kepong.

About 10 hashers turned up for the run and another 10 turned up later to join the circle. The run was set by Coke Pain and Pengsan inside FRIM. To enter FRIM we have to pay RM1 per pax (paid by the Hare of couse).

Upon entering the park, the paper took the hashers to the left and to the foothill of a hill for the first check. The forward check was broken the JPS (what an achievement) but it turned out to be a falsie. Before we could break the check, Kiki shouted On On up front.

This turned out to be the trail leading down from the hill on the left. As such no one had gone up to the hill and all of us bypassed the mountain. It was an easy run along some nice paths all the way home.

The first runner, Kiki, came out less than one hour and the rest came out walking shortly.

On On was at a restaurant near the former Jalan Kuching Toll.

(scribed by Blood DonoR)

Next Run: No 855 Date: 05/12/2009 Hare: Blood DonoR Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jelok

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Monday, November 30, 2009

The HLH4 20091121

The HLH4 091121

(A freelance production by No Hair)

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Rehashed 20091121 Yee Mai

Run: 853 Hare: Yee Mai Venue: Abandoned Factory Lots Jalan Kacau Cohare: No Hair

Hare Yee Mai Runsite at the factory lots that have been long forgotten by HLH4 till now. Many reached the run site by recalling that one of the rotation runs was held at this site years ago. Either the weather was not very kind or the hare was stingy, as it drizzled and rained before, during and after the run.

Close to the start of the run, some late comers drove in on the main road to get a glimpse of what the run would be as the hare and co-hare were laying the home trail paper. Meanwhile, the runsite was filled with chatterings as a guest from Malacca hash, Sleeping Beauty, was around to chat with No Wing, Karu and the others.

The run started with Guitarman leading the pack as Dipstick was not around and he was trying to show off his running skills to Sleeping Beauty. Weaving in and out, going on the slippery slopes had many threading slowly and carefully while some turned back to get their own 'thang'.

The checks: 1st check near the river - a forward; 2nd check downhill on an offtrack - a back check; 3rd check at the hill - an easy peasy forward; 4th check - also another easy peasy forward.

The home trail was muddier than usual on the clearcuts and bulldozed land. Some paper could have been picked up by the 'locals' or eaten by wild boars leaving some trails messed up. This resulted in time wasted searching all over for the papers as complained by Kelam Kabut, KikiLala and ChaCha.

ChaCha came out first with the rest no where to be seen. It was later found out that he did his own bit of the home trail. The 'actual' 1st came back in 1hr15mins and the last, Rocky, or should it be 'mud man'?, was out around 9pm.

The circle started late as there was interference by a trailer 'delivering kueh-teow' right in the middle of the circle. Song Lau took the box to it's glory for the night.

No Hair - 'useless' and not an understanding boyfriend;
Guitarman - no manners, disturbing the box;
King Kong - the actual 'GM' but also a director;
Ular - another loud mouth;
Warranti - itchy depan and belakang;
Bulldozer & Aru - run site 'foggers';
Cha Cha, Song Lau and Micheal - another group of 'foggers'

GM's wise words: always welcome the good guests but kcuf the bad ones, welcomed the guests (Sleeping Beauty from Malacca hash and Swea-Err from Dalian). Mystery Whip Long John Silver was at his element and had the circle in giggles.

InterHashSec CowLin had a few wise words too and praised the HlH4 webmaster for keeping the site 'good looking and sexy'.

OnOn on runsite with Leong's Mobile Char Kueh Teow...

(scribed by No Hair)

Next Run: No 854 Date: 28/11/2009 Hare: UI Venue: Taman Ehsan Kepong

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Rehashed 20091114 Warrenti

Run: 852 Hare: Warrenti Venue: Bukit Hatamas Cheras Cohare: Farah

Hare Warrent and Co hare Farah Kajang H3 was celebrating their Run No. 1111 and our usual run turnout were at Bandar Tech as a show of support.

It was a very wet week in the Klang Valley with a heavy downpour earlier in the afternoon. So at about 10 to 6, there were only Silent Dragon, No Wing and Bandit together the beerman at the runsite near the JKR water tank on the right just after the entrance to Bukit Hatamas.

Bandit then said that he will not be completing the run to which Silent Dragon added that he too will not complete as he has to attend a wedding dinner nearby. Hearing this, No Wing said, "I think I have slight fever".

About 3 mins before 6, the 3 of them set off for the run, passing the KAKI Hash who were runsited closeby. The paper led on the right into the jungle and kept right all the way down and cross the stream for the long climb up the first hill.

Coming down the other side brought the three hashers to the first check. Silent Dragon went across the stream and up the 2nd hill while No Wing took the left path to check. Bandit, arriving last, went checking on the right.

Unable to locate the paper trails, both No Wing and Bandit returned to check point and called out for Silent Dragon. Not hearing any reply, Bandit went up the hill across the stream. Not finding paper nor meeting Silent Dragon, he came down 15 mins later.

Sad Warrenti After waiting 10 mins for Silent Dragon, at No Wing's insistance, both returned on the in-trail, arriving home about 7.08pm. A short while later Silent Dragon came out, having met the hare up the hill after the first check.

The sad hare did not go and collect the capati he had ordered and Farah did not bring out the chicken curry she had prepared, which was a good thing for No Wing.

It took a while to consume the one crate of the golden fluid which Hash Cash had allowed. Bumble Bee drove by and noticing none of the guys enticing enough, grabbed a bottle of the golden piss and went off.

No Wing was jubilant as he thought no one had noticed his new boots until he was told that we usually carry forward to the following week any charges and On downs not caried out.

Pictures provided by No Wing who was concerned about our website. History created for HLH4 for the least number of hashers turning up for a run.

beerman, Warrenti, Farah, Bandit

Next Run: No 853 Date: 21/11/2009 Hare: Yee Mai Venue: Abandoned Factory Lots Jalan Kacau

(From Semenyih town, drive along Jalan Sg Lalang which is also known to many as Jalan Kacau. About one km AFTER bypassing the entrance to Sri Haneco, look out for HLH4 signs on the right.)

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Kumar PJK

Kumar PJK

Kumar 'PJK'

Member since October 2009

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Kim No Wing

Kim No Wing

Kim 'Thuksudi No Wing'

Member since October 2009

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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Rehashed 20091107 Fong Siew

Run: 851 Hare: Fong Siew Venue: Asbadi Quarry Mantin SubCons: ...

It was still a cloudy day even after a heavy down pour. The early birds and those who missed the 'contractors' to set the run were told of a 'dangerous run' as the 'contractors' saw some landslides. However, that were the words that they said before they went off to another batangs' event in Broga.

Left in a lurch with a 'blurry picture', some opted to sit in and some do their own run. Some local 'friendlies' came out with the 'contractors' and that, too, prevented some to even go on trail.

It was not very clear when the Joint Master yelled OnOn like he never did clear his throat or due to some landslide comments that his balls were hidden. The pack started hesitantly with a walk through the newly opened fishing pond and crossed the pond on a make shift flooded bridge.

They climbed on the slopes and came out to some 'flat top' to get stuck in knee deep mud and more puddles of mud awaited ahead. So, it was a wet, muddy and slippery run as the runners went up the usual hill towards the high tension pylons and Labu Hill but landslides in a few areas on the trail prevented the 'contractors' from climbing further.

They then turned left on to a small trail and was headed towards the back side of the hill with a gradient down hill. The trail was not easy to 'negotiate' as it was covered with smaller lanslides with ants' hives everywhere!. A final crossing on a 'washed off' area with some good knee deep mud areas, had the runners hopping from one hard spot to another to get across.

At the edge was a flowing creek for a 'wash up'. It was then a small up hill on the offtracks and down till a Y junction for the one and only check that was broken on the left with 2 stupid runners running down to check and back up to connect the trail.

After passing some small ponds came the start of another killer climb, slippery but minus the knee deep mud. It was a long climb with a downhill and then back up again after reaching the bamboo growths.

Coming out just at the back of the quarry on to the broken tarmac road for a less than a km run, the pack was faced with a 'cliff hanger'. There was no other way so the pack had to scale down the cliff! Not as what was said, it was a soft soil cliff that everyone could step on.

It was another short run back into the palm oil trees behind the fishing pond to reach run site. The 2 runners were back in 1hr10mins, almost the same time as the 'turnbackers' and the last pack was out about 45mins later, safely but dirty!

A good crowd of guests (mostly MambauH4 members suporting their GM and HLH4) and members to enjoy the after run food of some good mutton curry, sambal petai, sweet potato soup, 'yau za kwai' + 'mar ki-ork'.

The hare arrived just before the circle started and it drizzled at the start of the circle so all moved under some canopies which the hare had arranged.

Ular - couldn't keep his mouth shut to intefere the circle;
No Hair - also cannot keep his mouth shut to intefere the box;
Foong Siew - for leaving everything to his contractors and sun-cons whereby he went to 'deliver goods' to 'Grik';
Big John - now a guest, came late and just for 'some fun';

Thuksudi No Wing - insulted the Malaysia's mosquitoes;
Guitarman - 'fully discharged'?;
Beerman - 'fully charged'?;
Chickadee - terming 'fully discharged';

Joachim - new member who could not remember other members' hash names;
ChaCha - trying to use No Wing's list;
Viagra - 'can't remember';
On The Way - 'can't remember 2';

Dipstick - holding 'Big Mike' with the right hand;
Reject - the goodman who paid 2 tolls to get the portabe lights which were less than a km away;
Foong Siew & Long John Silver - accusers and accusee of canopies joint without a gutter that it dripped

'Fcuking Incident' happened when first time guest SS Maniam (a Bintulu hasher) was trying to introduce himself but was soft as the 'Big Mike' was too far. Song Lau, standing beside Guitarman, shouted to ask him to put hold the 'Big Mike' closer when he talked but was met with some gnikcuf comments from Maniam hurling it towards Guitarman. Laughters filled the canopies as the gnikcuf commotion kept on a few more seconds. So, it was concluded that - some rekcuf kcuf a eekcuf that some other people got dekcuf because the 'deaf' rekcuf can't hear and shouted that got the 'blind' eekcuf gnikcuf an innocent dekcuf!

OnOn on site with Star Caterer with the delicious food especially the friend herbed chicken, mutton, tosai..........Beers were kept flowing by the hare as he got his 'fishing pond operator' friend to supply the golden fluid.

(scribed by No Hair)

Next Run: No 852 Date: 14/11/2009 Hare: Warrenti Venue: Bukit Hatamas Cheras (Awana)

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