Left the house at 4:30 and thought to have plenty of time to arrive but was taught wrong as I underestimated the post-holiday-road- apocalypse.
Tried several detours and shortcuts until even the car’s navigation system quit working. Bashed my way through the back-roads of Semenyih until finally found back the main road leading to Broga.
6:25 arrived at the runsite, jumped into the running shoes and started following paper leading to the hill across the road. Saw Rat Tail and Abraham from far, they obviously overshot some turn. I was greeted by GPS Jit further uphill the paved road at the tree, he took a rest to enjoy the nice view and tease me of being slower than him.
Paper led into the bushes, further uphill to the left until reaching some clearing. Sagoh came back and explained he was using some shortcut to the temple, but turned around after hitting a durian orchard. I’m not sure whether he was actually hit by a durian or just couldn’t stand the smell….
Got him to follow paper, the trail led around the hill with stunning views to the Semenyih side. Continued to run on a wide, paved trek leading to the steep ascend to the hilltop. From there paper followed the usual ‘motorbike-highway’ down to the premises of Broga temple.
A pile of Durian, Mangosteen and Rambutan arranged by Charly Bicycle were waiting keeping the hashers busy for the next hour.
Song Lau conducted the circle before the new committee was elected facilated by Hantu and ChilliPadi.
(scribed by Joachim)
Next Run: No 1100 Date: 16/08/2014 Hare: Bulldozer Venue:Sungai Tangkas
Run: 1048 Occasion: 20th AGM Hare: Jack Kee Venue: Taman Tasik Semenyih - Thai Temple Cohares: Cock Pain
A big turnout on top of the hill. The run was a long steep climb followed by a long treacherous descent and then back up to the runsite.
KFC finished the run.
Song Lau conducted the elections to the Mismanagement Committee 2013/2014. There were some changes to key posts. However the results will only be announced after it has been confirmed there were no technical glitches in posting the votes and all eligible members who did not attend, confirm they had notice of the AGM.
Next Run: No 1049 Date: 24/08/2013 Hare: Cha Cha Venue:Sunway Semenyih
Local Festivities are joyous occasions which are welcomed by most all, including hashizens of Hashdom but these holidays are frowned upon by some corporations who view the celebrations and holidays as unproductive. These corporations only look at $$$, their bottom line.
Its the same with our website management, however, the webmaster's bottom line is the deadline. Someone had promised to scribe our AGM run, but as at publishing time, the scribe report has not been received.
There were quite a number of guests at our AGM run, most of whom had come in specially to scrutinize our elections. Maybe, for a change, we could invite a guest to write the run report.
No, it cannot be Joline, who checked our website, took a train, called our GM, took a cab and then waited at Kesuma Lakes entrance for a Bulldozer to bring her in to experience and relish The HLH4 hashing fellowship, even though for no make-ups, ... she did not run.
How about SMC, who has been hugging the Kajang H3 OnSex post for some ten years? This is an open invitation to SMC, to write a hashort report of the run. You may email us your scribe and it will be appended here, in this post, unedited.
Meanwhile, while we wait for SMC to get sober and hopefully recall sarcastically/comically our run last week, please note the members of the our Mismanagement Team (they are ones named in the picture above, just in case you did not notice) for the new term who are anxiously waiting to further screw up our hashing lives.
Run: 840 Occassion: AGM Run Venue: Sri Haneco Hares: Guitarman, No Hair, Yee Mai
It was a rain cooled evening when about 50 members and a good many 'invited' guests gathered beside the fishing pond. The trail took the runners through the clearing to the usual in trail at the foothill. But instead of immediately going up, the papers took a trail on the right.
The first check still at the foothill was broken further along the path on the right. This was where some SCBs decided to go up the hill thinking that the trail would swing back on the hilltop. But the trail went pass the vegetable and around the back of the hill.
From the back it was a slow climb to the top. From the top, the papers led down all the way back to the vegetable patch and back to home on the in-trail.
The FRB was out within the hour and the back pack half an hour later. Five smart alec members and a dog in avoiding the only climb of the run, ended elsewhere and returned by cab around 8.30pm.
The circle was long - it was the Annual General Meeting - so must be long even though the most talking was done the 'Erection Commissioner'. The elections was conducted by SMC of Kajang Hash and assisted by the GMs and reps of Kajang H3, Cheras H4, Mount Kiara H4 and others.
The principal members elected to the MisManagement Team for 2009/2010. (Picture amended 02/09/2009 to reflect correct positions)
Run: 787 Occassion: AGM Venue: Bandar Tech SubCons: Kiki, Guitarman
When On On was yelled at 1806 by Long John Silver, no one looked interested to start the run. They were caught caught up with chats and discussions.
Finally, Shopping Queen, Winnie Jenny and Kelam-Kabut took the lead and started walking towards the usual in trail. Nobody was on paper, so upon reaching the usual entrance they had to shout 'paper, paper'.
Rattail found the correct in trail which was by by the 'dumping slope' just across from the our parking.
Usual run round the palm oil estate with the first check (i think) as the FROP ran till paper suddenly stopped. Bicycleman (frequent guest) broke this check wich was a straight forward run towards the estate border and bushes.
This was the only check that kept the back runners in the same pack as the FROPs. As for the rest of the checks broken by the FROPs, their On calls were not even heard by the back pack (as the back pack's chatting was louder and more lively!).
The hare ran round the hills and bushes bordering Bandar Tech, Taman Bangi Indah and some other housing estates in Bangi and the new highway. The last up highest hill was 'attacked' from the trail on the left near the cow shed where it connected back to the palm oil estate.
With 'tricks up the hare's ass', the trail was laid for all to jump in the drain, crawl under the fence and climb up a slope to be on the new highway and for a home trail that was a about 1.8km long.
Michael and DoggieHash were king of the road till they were honked by some motorists. 'Speed trap' was seen and the 'officers' directed 'all those caught speeding' to turn left, where the hare farted some tricks that benefited the runners to get nearer to finish the run. Again the runners needed to crawl a dog hole to cross over the fence and get to the Taman Mega factory lots.
All were back in good time - FRB in 1hr 15min (Abraham Wong who was second - scbed beacuse he was "very, very tired already, too many last few days") KFC and Bumble Bee were out about 2 hours later because they took the highway till the main road to Semenyih, covering and extra 4-5 km back to runsite.
DoggieHash was seen running around run site that GM requested that it be leashed (later Michael was iced for 'hanging' the dog with cables to GM's grand car).
The usual after-run food with currypuffs, peanuts, hard boiled eggs, h2o-melon and rambutan. 2 lambs BBQed on site.
T-shirt freebie - nice material - 'dry fit', long sleeves, white with hlh4 logo. (report by NoHair)
The following were "erected" to Mismanage for 2008/20098.
Next Run: No 788 Date: 23/08/2008 Hare:BallcrackerVenue: Gunong Nuang, Pangsoon (Along Jalan Hulu Langat, drive right to the end and look for HLH4 signs)
Click On On below for a short YouTube video of an OnDown.
While most were attending weddings and other events marking the once in a century 070707, a good many HLH4 members and guests gathered at Bandar Tech for a good r*n, some good beer, some good food and some more good beer. At Bandar Tech it is difficult to vary the trail much to sexcite the FRBs and more so when the previous r*n was also held here and even more so when another chapter, KH3, was also r*nning in this area that evening. Nonetheless, the hares (pic above left) did a very fine job (fully paid for with the golden Piss) in setting a good r*n, avoiding the KH3 trail which was laid earlier. Many would have thought that an AGM r*n would be kept short, but weren't they disappointed. It was a 7 checks r*n and a visit to the 'whore' where most got screwed. The well laid trail kept the pack together despite the many SCBs. First out in 1hr 20 mins.
It was the day of our Annual General Meeting and also the day to elect the arseholes who will further screw up our hashing lives. Our former favorite mistery whip who is on long leave came down to help us with the erections. Some from the old Comm were retained, but a new hole takes over as Jointmistress and one asst pole promoted as Inter OnSex. The New lineup is shown in the sidebar.
The old and new committees were onDowned (somehow or rather the committee members get to drink more beer), freebies given to members and then the partying started. Throw in some singing and some nonsense. Add in an erection (caused by an Indon ?). Spiced up by lots of humor and good cheer, the celebrations continued into the wee hours of the morning. Thangga took over duties as the Beerman.
Next R*n: No 730 Date: 14/07/2007 Hare:'Viagra' Wai Goh Venue: Sg Tangkas
Bandit MIA and Roger too had to MIA. So nothing about the run, unless someone else can submit a writeup. Anyway, it was our 13th Anniversary and as usual election or as some would call it 'erection' time. The list of members who are going to screw our hash lives for the next 12 months can be found at the sidebar. It will be updated as soon as new details are available.
Talking about 13 (our anniversary, if you did not know), looks like an auspicious year for HLH4 to get into cyberworld.Sure Live one.
Next run at Broga... again.
Posted by Bandit with thanks to Roger for all the info.
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