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Friday, September 30, 2011

Rehashed 20110924 AGM

Run: 949 Occasion: AGM Rum Venue: Sg Tangkas SubCons: ...

Run Report being typed.

Election Results delayed. A recount is in progress, which, hopefully, will finish next week.

Next Run: No 950 Date: 01/10/2011 Hare: Bulldozer Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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Thursday, September 22, 2011

Rehashed 20110917 KingKong & Charlie

Run: 948 Occasion: Mid Autumn Festival Run Venue: Taman Tasik Semenyih Hares: King Kong , Charlie Chickadee CoHares: BabyKangaroo, Guitarman, Kiki

Runsite was at the Siamese temple. A turnout of about 70 with a third being guests. The run was through the slopes of the temple hill. Nearly all who went in on time completed the run, including a guest whose dress hemline was "a yard above the knee".

Despite the earlier rain and wet trails, the FRB was in within 1hr 5mins while back pack was out about eight.

On On onsite, catered by the temple cafeteria. Freebie T with the 'monkey in front and the 'chaplin' at the back. Printed Run number ...?

Next Run: No 949 Date: 24/09/2011 Occasion: AGM Run Venue: Sg Tangkas

(Travel along Jalan Reko and head towards UKM. Before reaching UKM, lookout for the Bangi/UKM KTM station. Left turn in and go straight to the end.)

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Friday, September 16, 2011

Rehashed 201100910 Maria

Run: 947 Hare: Maria Venue: Nuclear Agency JPJ Bangi Lama Cohares: JPS, Kilat

 The Hare Maria

A relatively small crowd showed up for Maria’s run as some hashers were busy with other chapter’s run.

OnOn was called and immediately confusion started as the in-trail could not be found easily. JPS Jit as the hare’s contractor placed the first paper on the usual home trail further in. KingKong kept sniffing for the paper at the usual in-trail to the right while Eto was shuffling around further left, a bit reluctant to check further. KingKong’s chest beating finally made Eto speed up to go in further and she found the in-paper.

The pack brainlessly hovering around in the meantime, but suddenly stampeded once “On-On” was heard. True hashers, as they all Are (or at least pretend to be) stormed forward, crossing some small puddle to reach the trail. Seow Hui was seen stuck in the mud up to her knees, whereby 3 meters further up some nicely placed wooden plank allowed for a comfortable dry crossing (I take my hat off for that true hasher!). Luckily she could be rescued without having to bring in lifting equipment.

Followed paper further up the hill, down along the fence to the right, where the first check was found after a sharp left turn. As expected check was broken to the right side, nice running through the palm plantation until the second check.
Cock Pain and Gigi Putih running in circles and even myself with old, cracking bones tried to help breaking the checks and………Sexy Showman standing there, using ample time to take a cigarette break! (Grrrhhh@#%krx^%, damn bastard, sure he sit on ice later!)

After the second check was broken the paper lead uphill, slowing me down. Reaching the top I could suddenly hear the horn, Bandit’s signal that he finally arrived at runsite……

Rest of the run was nice cruising in the plantation, along the river and later back to the runsite at the usual in-trail.

Circle was kept short, with Eto being iced for not slow checking the in-paper, Ice Cooling for trying to stay incognito by signing in under different name…..

On On onsite Home cooked Nasi Lemak with prawns.

(scribed by Joachim)

Next Run: No 948 Date: 17/09/2011 Hare: King Kong & Charlie (Mid Autumn) Venue: Taman Tasik Semenyih Siamese Temple

(Drive through Semenyih. Turn left into Broga road. Turn left at first Traffic lights. Turn right at first junction. Go all the way towards the end of tamac. Continue on laterite road till the end. Turn left into tarmac road. Follow uphill til temple.)

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Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Rehashed 20110903 Silent Dragon

Run: 946 Hare: Silent Dragon Venue: Bukit Hatamas Cheras Cohares: Munster, ...

The paper trail went in the usual in-trail. Instead of going up down up down, the hashers were taken on a continuous climb.

Due to fallen trees blocking the well trodden path, the hare had to bash through some thick undergrowth which got the runners cursing. The first two checks were broken quite easily with Winnie Jenny taking the third.

The last check was a back check after a falsie and since the FRBs were too 'tired', they allowed Winnie Jenny to break this one too. Some of the FRBs were so exhausted, they took their rest on the hammocks strung up at level three.

After a swinging rest, Kelam Kabut chased Winnie to hit home at nearly the same time at around 7.20pm.

The only hasher wearing Song Lau's tie was given the honor of being the mystery whip and who relished the joy of 'icing' some from the small group of about 20. Beerman was also given the honor of sitting on the wet egg carton for not bringing the ice.

On On at the restaurant nearby.

Next Run: No 947 Date: 10/09/2011 Hare: Maria Venue: Nuclear Agency JPJ Bangi Lama Jalan Kajang-Dengkil

(along Jalan Kajang-Dengkil (from Kajang, go along Jalan Reko. Past Sg Tangkas. Past University Kebangsaan Malaysia (UKM). Go straight, just after nuclear/atomic center which is at a sharp corner, turn right at the junction. Go underpass the KL-Seremban Plus Highway and travel about a km and look for HLH4 signs on your right.)

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Thursday, September 01, 2011

Rehashed 20110827 BruiseLee

Run: 945 Hare: Bruise Lee Venue: Sg Jelok Cohares: Lester ABC

Runsite at Sg Jelok (again), roped-in Co-hare, Lester ABC (again), a combination that invariably means a 'Live Hare" run. (Not that HLH4's runs are dead hare runs, it just depends on the time the hare sets off to lay the trail).

The hare, Bruise, has been running with HLH4 since its formation, till he felt it necessary to leave, to polish up on his English (and rejoined after getting his 'foreign' accent), is a runner, coming out usually as a FRB. But these days after rejoining, with age and the 'foreign accent' taking its toll, he just completes the run to savour the golden piss.

Bruise knew he would not be able to keep up with his co-hare. so he did the next best thing a hasher does after the a run (no, not screwing something or someone up, but the other part), before setting his run. This had the co-hare worried, if he was required to help set the run or help bring the hare out safely.

Anyway, the hares took the right at the first fork and went up the hill similar to the earlier run here. But this time the first check was not a back check, as the trail continued up forward uphill. At the hut, the papers went straight up and right a back check. Here, three seasoned hashers tried to cut across, so to say, on hearing the On call, but in doing so, came face to face with the hares. Long John, Dipstick and Kiki (a word which means 'Pussy' to a Filipina) having 'caught' the hare, so to speak, hit home straight a way and did not complete the run.

This left Kelam Kabut and gang to continue the chase, climbing a couple more hills, and allowing CoCk Pain to hit home 9.65 mins after the hare. Some back packers, led by Chicadee to assist the Pusher, found their own trail back home.

The back pack was out about 40 mins later.

On On onsite. Again, No TOOL of OFFICE. The Bald One took a break this weekend.

Next Run: No 946 Date: 03/09/2011 Hare: Silent Dragon Venue:Bukit Hatamas Cheras

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