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Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Rehashed 20141101 King Kong / Charlie Chikadee

Run: 1111 Hare: King Kong / Charlie Chickadee Venue: Sg Tangkas Cohares:








Next Run: No 1112 Date: 08/11/2014 Hare: Matahari Venue: Taman Cabaran Putrajaya Dengkil

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Friday, August 22, 2014

Rehashed 20140816 Bulldozer

Run: 1100 Hare: Bulldozer Venue: Sg Tangkas Cohares:

Some celebration run somewhere robbed this run of some regulars.

The run was a straight forward run which took the trails on the right. Though quite a number of the trails were virgin, there were no hills or difficult checks to hold back the FRBs with them hitting home within the hour.

The last out about 45 mins later.

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(pictures will be uploaded later)

Next Run: No 1101 Date: 23/08/2014 Hare: Hennessy So Venue:Equine Park Sri Kembangan

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Thursday, February 13, 2014

Rehashed 20140201 LongJohnSilver

Run: 1072 Hare: Long John Silver Venue: Sg Tangkas Cohares:


(no report or pix as yet)

Next Run: No 1073 Date: 08/02/2014 Hare: Short Circuit Venue: Amapr Tenang (Kg Orang Asli) Dengkil

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Thursday, October 27, 2011

Rehashed 20111022 Volunteer_ Cowlin

Run: 953 Hare: Cowlin Volunteer Venue: Sg Tangkas Cohares: (None - played out by the "Pussy")

For a few days before the run, the scheduled hare, Viagra, was incommunicado. No one had a clue. Maybe
one too many of the little blue pill.

The run must go on. The runsite announced was Sg Tangkas - cow country. So who would be a better volunteer other then COWlin. So he set off alone without the 'Pussy', and knowing very well that as:

  • Nenering was in heat somewhere in China,
  • Some were trying 'it' out at Danok, flooded or not, and
  • Some had gone to check if the 'rare earth' thingy was true.
there may not be enough seasoned ones to take the challenge to break the checks and lead the runners.

The Volunteer set a 'No Viagra' short run which took Munster about 40 mins. It was a one check, one hill walk/run.

The 20 odd hashers who completed the run were so 'tired' they were allowed to sit throughout the ceremony an circle.   

On On at a near by restaurant, tong tong basis.




Next Run: No 954 Date: 29/10/2011 Occasion: Deepavali Run Venue: Pasar Dengkil
(look for the wet market in Dengkil, near the river.)

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Friday, September 30, 2011

Rehashed 20110924 AGM

Run: 949 Occasion: AGM Rum Venue: Sg Tangkas SubCons: ...

Run Report being typed.

Election Results delayed. A recount is in progress, which, hopefully, will finish next week.



Next Run: No 950 Date: 01/10/2011 Hare: Bulldozer Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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Monday, September 07, 2009

Rehashed 20090905

Run: 842 Virgin Hare: So Seow Hooi Venue: Sg Tangkas Cohares: Bulldozer, Kiki, Heny, Maria

The hare So Seow Hooi About 30+ members turned up. It was a simple straight forward run with the FROP coming out within the hour and the back pack about 15 mins later. Water Bai who went in late came out at around 7.30pm.

The Circle, started late, was kept short by JPS on the box with just 3 icings and allowing a joke each from Long John and Ricky Ular.

Icings of the evening

On On onsite with the hare's home cooked spread.


Next Run: No 843 Date: 12/09/2009 Hare: Dipstick Venue: Pajam
(From the Grand Saga (KL-Kajang) highway, continue on the new Lekas (Kajang-Seremban) highway. Exit at the Nilai/Pajam interchange. At the T-junction after paying toll (about RM2.80) turn right to Pajam and look out HLH4 signs.)

Hare and co-hares On Down Circle
Joke by Ricky Ular Joke by Long John

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Monday, June 01, 2009

Rehashed 20090530

Run: 828 Hare: Long John Silver Venue: Sg Tangkas Cohare: Guitarman

 The Long John All were anxious for this hare's run, hoping to get good run out of the evening. There were guests and members on the run site early as well, the hare and his 'cousin' was back on site and was asked about the length of his 'lan' (run).

The run started with Jointmaster yelling from the top of his lungs but the crowd seemed to be 'reluctant' as from the opposite mood just before the run. The pack was led to a laterite road just on the opposite side and was horrified with the amount of rubbish dumped there. It was a torturing 5-7mins pass the rubbish and burnings. The front pack met a few cows to ask for direction as the trail papers were hidden by the rubbish strewn all over the place.

At last, the pack was on the palm oil estate laterite road for a second or two to come to the first check. Dipstick found a falsie and back pack broke the check without realising they were on paper after the FRBs ticked them off for not calling out, it was later found that they tried to shortcut.

The hashers could now breathe more easily and freely as the air in the area was fresh and clean again. This lifted the spirit of the runners - anticipating all checks and breaking them easily. What seemed like taking the 'whore' by the 'ass' just before on home trail did not materialise.

The front runners were discussing the possible trail even before reaching the checks while running and most guesses were correct thus the first was out in 45mins (late starters were surprised to see the front runners, "huh? finished already?"). Some who did not have enough sweat to wet their balls, visited the 'whore' before getting back on paper. Who could resist? Passing by the 'whore's beautiful ass' without giving it a try? Some sure did and got wet. (Come to HLH4 if you wanted to 'get fresh' with the 'whore' when running in Bandar Teknologi Kajang and Sungai Tangkas)

The hare was ridiculed by the middle pack and the usual back pack upon reaching home.

"Ingat tarak bawak anjing boleh lari kuat kuat! Tengok! Habis lari pun tarak peluh banyak!"
"What lah! Old man like me also had it easy finishing today..."
"Not my standard! Not my standard! Not my standard!"
"Good run lah, bai....but a little too short!"
"Co-hare, co-hare....siapa?" "eh, your 'lan' is longer than your run...."
"hey....see, see....HLH5 guys also finished the run and still running out!!"

So too, it was that the hare welcomed the sarcastic remarks and with a big sneaky grin and thought "...this is my revenge." With the jokes and ridicules going on, the hare gave out good 'after run food' with his famous sardine sandwiches, wild boar curry and sorts. Nonetheless, the hare and the pack was in good jolly mood with him as the butt of the jokes.

Rani of KL Dalmatians In the circle:

Deep gratitude message from American Sam (recovering from 2nd stroke) for the well wishes and contributions from HLH4 members.

KL Dalmatians H4 (Jointmistress (pix on left) was happy holding the 'Big Mike') reminded HLH4 of their 5th anniversary run on 27th June in Damansara Perdana.

Iced in the circle were:

Long John Silver - put the pack on the rubbish road;
Guitarman - as co-hare denied seeing any rubbish or sampah but confirmed got a lot of 'lap sip' (hakka dialect);
Small Aru - wanted to know what the ice was for and got the answer;
Shopping Queen - not paying attention;
Gary - a front runner guest in HLH5;
JPS - just for fun;
No Hair - 'two five' a wrong person;
Bulldozer - nice to see some 'black moons';
BumbleBee - 'Owaga' comfort chair.

OnOn was on site by LJS Caterer with no frills (no coconut milk) but plenty of thrills (spicy), tasty makan. Beers were ordered to be free flowed as the hare was praised to have everybody completed the run! On further 'ticklings' by the pack, the hare announced OnOnOn in the usual 'member's place'. (scribed by No Hair)

Next Run: No 829 Date: 06/06/2009 Hare: Chong Kok Meng Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jelok

Hare and co-Hare On Down

KL Dalmatians inviting HLH4 Jokes by Long John
SCB Gary

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Monday, April 27, 2009

Rehashed 20090425

Run: 823 Occassion: Vaisakhi Run Venue: Sg Tankgas SubCons: Long John Silver, Kiki Lala

The Vaisakhi Celebraties
A good turn out by members and guests, a good show of support!

The run started with the whole pack reluctant to run and most were busy chatting away, the usual stuff when long time friends be it male/female meet. Never ending stories were heard for almost 15mins into the run and only toned down when the pack started to separate into smaller groups.

The first check was about 20mins later after a short crossing over a newly cleared farming area, on the small palm oil hill. Many didn't follow papers to the check and just made a beeline to the right to hit the OnPapers which led to a small rubbish dumping area along the laterite road.

Passing a small house and through a plantation nursery, most ladies were seen fanning themselves due to the hot and sunny weather. A small ho-hah on crossing a deep drain via a small timber piece which had Elsie screeching to a halt saying , "I don't have any balancing skills, I didn't take ballet lessons!". So, it was that all those crossing the deep drain on the small timber piece had ballet lessons.

Choking with laughs and giggles, the pack climbed a small orchard hill. OnOn was heard and it was known that a check have been laid on top that had the pack crossing a zinc sheet fence to chase the FROP. Again, Elsie had the pack laughing as the fence was a bit higher than she could tip toe and the fence was in between her legs.

Another check in the palm oil estate hills gave the middle pack some rest with some smart alecs going downhill around a corner to search for Onpapers when the actual call was uphill. The run downhill with some good welcoming view for the ladies of an open area brought some relief to the end of the run but was led pass a man made lake and some swampy patch that got Jessie's foot stuck in a hole. Gutsy girl - still giggling while asking for help.

Checking was heard from top of the hill, falsie was yelled and finally OnCall was heard form top of the hill as well. A 'beat around the thick bush' or 'whacking the bushes' for a good 5mins had all on the road to runsite for a good less than 2km run. FROP in 1hr5mins while Ricky Ular with his guests were out another hour later.

The beerman had to leave for a while to get more beers while Chickadee stood in with CowLin busy setting up the liquor 'counter'. The caterers were busy preparing the 'pakora' tasty finger food while the rest were busy drinking and eating. What a way to gain more weight after a run! Fun way, that is!

The circle started late due to the amount of beers and food that was offered after the run where the beers were still flowing. A short circle opening by No Hair and the rest of the night was 'boxed' by Dipstick. A fun around the long time missing from the 'box' with his antics and humour.

With the much support from all in the circle the night was great fun. OnOn on site with Punjabi food, songs by Guitarman, and later joined in by GM King Kong and Song Lau (both of whom were at the KH3 AGM do). So it was another episode of 'wine, song and dance' that night.

Iced for the night's circle:
Guitarman - cuntfused between spelling Sikh and sick;
Beerman (also kena) - represented Carlsberg for sponsoring beers and forgot to bring more;
Viagra - acussing JPS stealing his T-shirt;
Rooster (KH4) - 'too hot to handle' missing an earing while bathing;
Cock Pain - accusing all those finished the run in front of him of short cutting;
Ricky Ular - jealous of what the bayees can get (he also wants a kondek, so that he can get what the bayees get) (scribed by No Hair)


Next Run: No 824 Date: 02/05/2009 Hare: Amelia Ng Venue: Opposite Anggerik Villa Kajang (From Kajang town along Jalan Semenyih, turn left at traffic lights near Quarry/Kajang Polyklinik. Coming from Semenyih or KL via Kajang Bypass, turn right at traffic lights AFTER Bandar Tech. Note this traffic lights junction also leads to Tmn Anggerik Perdana/Janbo Restaurant)


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Monday, April 20, 2009

Rehashed 20090418

Run: 822 Hare: Rocky Venue: Sg Tangkas SubCons: Guitarman, Kiki Lala, MrKilat

The Hare - Rocky Rocky's 70th birthday party run! So it was and the turnout for the run was good with about 45 members. Though the day was warmer than usual, the run started with much anticipation of a short run with Dipstick leading the running pack and JPS leading the walking and mostly ladies pack.

With the much chit chat along the trail, a small detour pass a sign that read "Private Property, Trespassers will be SHOT" which had the ladies pointing and joking at it. Downhill passing a what looked like a small hut but the sign read something like "Salon Kecantikan Mei Loh" enticing the ladies for a hairdo but our Harriets were turned off by the fierce 'guard dogs'.

going up to the 1st check Lo, the first check was after crossing a creek and a short uphill climb. Connecting papers were on the opposite dragon fruit farm's hill before entering some thicker fern bushes tickling the pack for more than half a kilometer to come to a rubber plantation hill and palm oil estate.

Going doen the dragon fruit farm It looked familiar and later was confirmed, we were near Bandar Teknologi Kajang already! A small circular check brought some resting time for the slow pack and broken just right downhill and another climb in another dragon fruit farm's hill, hit the bushes at the top and leading to what looked like 'doing the whore from the back' which that materialised when the pack reaching the foothill.

Some not wanting to climb shortcutted here. Some were gasping for air, while for a few, it was a challenge and a few did it with a breeze. What seemed like a home trail at the end was stopped with a check and was broken downhill to the road before the 'cow ranch' and went uphill to the palm oil estate.

YeeMai stopping for a much needed rest A short run of about 10mins brought the pack to another back check before the 15mins run on home trail. FROP was in 1hr35mins and earlier than the second and third packs who had shortcutted. The walking ladies' pack was much earlier as they were smarter by taking the correct trail. The last pack including one who nearly passed out due to heat exhaustion was out around 8pm.

It was decided to have a short circle as the birthday 'boy' was waiting at home. None can avoid the anouncement of some urgent matters like, next week's Vaisakhi Run venue have been changed to this run site - Sg Tangkas. Registration for Gasing H5's 10th anniversary and KL Dalmation's 5th anniversary and support needed for an early registration, especially for the former event.

Current urgent registration: Gasing Hill H4 on 09 May in Taman Pertanian Shah Alam, still at RM60 for HLH4. An assurance by their GM (PissStop) of a good do.
1)Song Lau 2)Miaw2 3)Pengsan 4)Dipstick 5)No Hair 6)Yee Mai 7)Tsunami 8)Viagra 9)Rat Tail 10)Abraham 11)Guitarman 12) - 20)

Other issues were:
Good run set by the hare's - '3 nephews';
Call for circle for the rest of the year - Ricky Ular with his noisy 'phet-phet'.

ISA-d:
Guitarman - tongue tied;
Beerman & Abraham - honouring the first time running beerman who completed the run in good time & Abraham for taking the task in beer wagon;
Ricky Ular - 'KPC' noisy.

On-On in Rocky's house and the party began there. (scribed by No Hair)

Next Run: No 833 Date: 25/04/2009 Occassion: Vaisakhi Run Venue: Sg Tangkas (same runsite as last week's run near UKM KTM station along Jalan Reko)


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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Rehashed 20070714

Hare: Wai Goh 'Viagra' Venue: Sg Tangkas

Looking for trail
About 48 members and 10 guests turned up on this hot afternoon in support of Viagra's virgin run but, as Viagra was nursing an injury, the run was set by the same two who set the previous run at Bandar Tech. These two are on their way to becoming 'Professional' co-hares.
Elsie coming downWaiting for check to be broken

It was a fairly good run with a few moderate climbs and some well placed checks which took some time to break. As this run trail was in the vicinity of the Bandar On Call on the leftTech 'whole', the co-hares pulled the pack up to the top where the last check was laid. On their way up GM and a committee member were stopped for a while (pic below left). GM and Rachel 'stealing' mangosteensThe check was broken way down on the right but with some wankers calling ON ON when they were not on the correct paper caused the trail to be incorrectly connected. This resulted in a longer home run and Rocky fuming when he was out last at around 7.45pm.

On On onsite with dinner waiting for the tired hashers. Sea food porridgePre-ceremony food was
served as supper after the ceremonies. With the non stop flow of the golden piss, the party continued way past 2am. Pictures of the triple On at the site can be viewed at the side bar or here at PicasaWeb .


Hare OnDown

SCBs

Hare in the circle


Next Run: No 731 Date: 21/07/2007 Hare: Susie Phang Venue: Sg Long

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Rehashed 20070113

Hare: Lim U I Venue: Taman University Sg Tangkas Off Jalan Reko
About 70 (including the 15 odd supporters from Mambau Hash) turned up for UI's virgin run. The comments of the run were varied. Ballcracker found himself on Kajang's trail and ended up at Bandar Tech where he had to call for his kereta sapu (private taxi). Evergreen Rocky landed at the golf course and had to walk the 8km back to runsite.
On On on site with the hare's hubby cooking the dishes on site. The PISS was non stop with the numerous sponsors from the crowd.
Next Run: No 704 Date: 20/01/2007 Hare: Chong Kok Meng Venue: Bandar Tech

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