Rehashed 20100417 Viagra

Run: 874 Hare: Ah Wai Viagra Venue: Bukit Angkat Cohares: JPS, Cock Pain

The heavy rain that started before the run delayed many members while deterring some to come and run. Fallen down HLH4 directional signs caused some to turn up at the factories' site.

Blown away signs were the least of the problems faced by the hashers on this wet evening. Getting on to and staying on the correct trail was a most daunting task, no thanks to washed away hash trail papers.

There were basically two groups of hashers, the first who went in at around 6pm and the other, the late cummers, who went in around 6.30pm. The first group came out around 7.25pm knowing that it was a small running area at Bukit Angkat.

The 2nd group, that is the back runners, also knowing there is not much running area here, came out around 8.30pm. Well they had to break the last two checks which the Front Runners "On Paper" missed completely.


The back group had luck on their side in the form of the better half of the co-hare who being worried on the lateness of his wife called to inform that the last check was a back check.

When the FROPs reached home, there were already more 40 hashers enjoying the golden piss.

The hare gave all members a T-shirt, similar in style as the one he gave out at his last run at Betong. This T was to signify the return from Betong, however, Viagra left an "A" back in Betong.

On On at Ah Wai cafe.



Next Run: No 875 Date: 24/04/2010 Occasion: Vaisakhi Run Venue: Emville Resort

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Rehashed 20081115

Run: 800 Hare: Ah Wai 'Viagra' Venue: Bukit Angkat (and at Betong) SubCon: Cock Pain

The hare enlisted Cock Pain as SubCon to set the run locally at Bukit Angkat for an expected turn up of 10 while he led a group to Betong for a viagra enhanced cross border run. Another group of HLH4 members went to Medan for the HORAS do. Despite these two events outstation, some 15 members and guests turned up.

It was a 'live hare' challenge as taunted by Cock Pain who went in to lay the trial some 20mins before the start. Jointmistress Winnie Jenny had the pleasure of calling ON ON to start the chase. The usual HLH4 FROPs were really hot on the trail.

It was a quick run in but was caught with a check and falsie which was broken by Gary on the road in the double storey houses. From here it led to another check under the power lines. Surprisingly the earlier checks were easily broken but the check just after the flats by the rubbish dump took a bit longer to break.

Cat went uphill next to the flats and yelled it a falsie yelled. This caused some FRBs to run up and down searching for the 'smell'. Soon the On On call was heard to connect to the trail that Cat found to be a falsie. ...curses...

The trail then led to a clearing with some deep ground crevices that had hashers jumping like rabbits before going in to some thick bushes on trail towards the 'summit'. Going down from this 'summit', led to another check which was a back check broken by Munster who kept yelling for some good 5 mins even though the pack was hot just behind him.

From the bottom, the trail then led up to a very bushy hill where another check was laid. It was a whole hill for HLH4, with everyone running all over the hill to find the 'smell' but failed. Having failed to break this check, the hashers regrouped at the check point where a decision was made to turn back on paper. All were out to the runsite by 7:20pm. Only ABC was 'home' by doing his own run.

Iced: Cock Pain for setting a run where nobody finished;
Warrenti for siting like a director;
Cock Pain for laying the 5th check with connecting paper too far off;
Jesminder for not teaching his guest to mark out;
Cock Pain (again) for no reason, just to ice him for the run;
Warrenti again for 2nd oscar director;
KikiLala for not showing up to lend Cock Pain 'a leg';
Pengsan for being like an assistant director;
Cat for asking for guest fee refund;
Winnie Jenny and Kelam Kabut for 'uniform' as a pair;
Silent Dragon for 'nothing to announce' but off box asking to pay subs;
No Hair (by Winnie Jenny) for scribing last week's guest Sam Kok Poon as from MambauH4 when in fact he was from SepangH4; (Carried forward icing of Abraham for the try of giving a joke.

This week's comics/jokes were mostly from Cock Pain.

On-On onsite with Cock Pain's seafood noodle soup. (report by No hair)

Next Run: No 801 Date: 22/11/208 Hare: Raymond RatTail Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jelok







And for the Viagra induced run at Betong ... only in pictures ...

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Rehashed 20080913

Run: 791 Hare: Matahari Venue: Bukit Angkat SubCons: ...

Direction to run site was not clearly indicated, two signs after the main road and that was it. Anyhow many have been to Cock Pain's factory, so they found their way there.

On-on was called at 1802 and a frenzied crowd was looking for the in trail. It was an adjacent in road by the empty land that led to the foothill where 'usual trail' was flooded and the first check was laid.

Munster was up the hill on the left and ran down when he thought some 'body' yelled On-On and left cursing to check back where he left off. Finally, it was broken with a back check which led towards the housing area and then towards some hilly side to that.

A crossing between a retaining wall and drain which was a bit high had left MLTR chasing 'Hash' round and round to get it on higher ground, it provided some light entertainment to most of us.

On the 'red rock' road another check was laid uphill and was later broken further uphill which brought everyone on the ridges turning a 'C' towards the run site's direction then a check was on top of hill which was the opposite direction to run site. It was finally broken at the bottom of the hill by the 'going to be developed' clearing area. As most middle runners reaching the slope down saw Munster cursing the 'check breaker' not calling out.

A short run before a short climb up the palm oil estate hill with another check on top. It was broken downhill again and had most runners a short breather before crossing the high tesion cable tower clearing towards an industrial lots on top of a small hill and hill clearings 'ready for development'. The most dusty home trail, on the main road to run site, which was about 2km long.

Circle started with No Hair taking the box for the first time.

Iced:
Hare for good run which he neither set nor ran;
Bulldozer for 'bee singh' - noisy;
MLTR for leaving soiled T-shirt on someone else's car;
Dipstick also for 'bee singh';
KFC for leaving a chair behind in Sg Batangsi's run;
No Hair for calling the hare's contractor to know where the run site is, whereby he was on the run site when he called.

'Long time no see':
Sagoh back from mid-east, "I did not run for the past 6 months there as those guys they were not very active there. Nothing like HLH4!";
Abraham (still recuperating from broken ribs) "I'm OK now but will need some 3 months before Hashing again";
Thomas 'Mr Kilat' "lebih senang sikit sekarang, business sudah slow sikit.."

'Long time will not see': Winnie Jenny "....some tendon in my knee broke?...or what....painful....." during a hash in seremban/mantin/mambau.

On-on on site by Matahari Restaurant Mother's Home Cooked Nasi Lemak....yum.. (scribed by No Hair)

Next Run: No 792 Date: 20/09/2008 Hare: KFC Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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Rehashed 20080705

Run: 781 Hare: Lim U I Venue: Bukit Angkat Sub-Cons: Kok Pain, Kiki Lala

There was a celebration run cum sit down dinner by the Mantin Hash this evening, so a group of HLH4 members joined them. Then there were some who still smarting from last week's climb, crawl, walk 'run'. And then there were some who had not got over the bloody leeches.

So at 6pm only a handfull of about 13 members went in for the run. The papers led from the hare's hubby's factory on tarmac road past the housing estste. It was a good 35 min 'facing the blazing sun all the way' walk until the 1st check, which was a backcheck.

Still under open skies, but snaking through thick vegetation uphill, brought the walkers to another check. After this, the papers led into the only jungle for a bash through track downhill. Thorny creepers and twines broke the falls and slowed down the FROP.

It was a relief to come out of this 'jungle' onto hill clearings and down to a shallow shiggy. From then on, it was all on open ground, past the cattle sheds and onto the home trail.

The FRBs were out in 1hr 10 mins while the back pack was out about 20 mins later. With some late comers, there were about 20 members who completed the run.

On On on site. Knowing it was going to be a small turnout, the hare and her hubby preprared 'Steam Boat' for the On On. Cock Pain agreed that the food was machine washed.




Next Run: No 782 Date: 12/07/2008 Hare: Robert Beh Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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Rehashed 20080531

Run: 776 Hare: Tony Tan Venue: Bukit Angkat Co-Hare: Kiki

About 30 members. The run basicaly played around behind the Jade Hills site. Two stretches of the trail, first going past the factory after the 1st check and the other coming down through the rentice, were considered dangerous due to the steep slope and loose pebbles.

The FRB was out in 1hr 10 mins and the back pack at 7.45pm.

The hare was ondowned before the circle as he had leave earlier. Randy Andy, who said he is back for good, took the box as Mistery Whip.

On On at Ah Wai's cafe in Sg Chua.

Next Run: 777 Date: 07/06/2008 Hare: Fong Siew Venue: Mantin Padang (From Semenyih, drive to Mantin. Just after Mantin town, look for HLH4 signs on the left. Map not available.)

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Rehashed 20080510

Run: 773 Hare: Cock Pain Venue: Bukit Angkat Co-hare: ...

It was the weekend of the 7th Nash Hash event up at True Blue Langkawi which robbed this run of some attendance. Nevertheless, about 20 members turned up.

The run was mostly around the factories. One highlight of the run was that nearly all of the hashers on the trail were shouted at and chased away from a nearby housing estate by an angry lady. The hare was also shouted at and accused of laying a trail for robbers to enter the housing area.

And because of this, the trail had to take a longer loop bypassing the housing area near Balakong.

Another hightlight was that the trail paper through the rubber smallholding was picked up by some foreigners who tap there. They too did not want a trail for thieves to enter and steal their rubber. What irony.

As the foreigners were the ones who disconnected the trail, they had to lead the hashers out of the smallholding and onto the trail leading home. The FRB was out at about 8pm and the rest about half an hour later.

On On onsite. Seafood porridge cooked onsite by the hare. (Kiki)

Next Run: No 774 Date: 17/05/2007 Hare: Rachel Tsunami Venue: Bukit Besi Sg Besi (check Google map at sidebar)

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Rehashed 20080126

Run: 758 Hare: Siew Yoon Choy Venue: Bukit Angkat Subcons: Kiki, Abraham, Raymond Rattail

It was blazing hot when about 25 members went in for the run at this previously popular area. The last run here was set by Warrenti on 30/12/2006. The trail was moslty on clear paths under the oil palms.

Two short stretches were through some thick vegetation. The home trail was through the new housing/clubhouse construction and unlike the previous two runs, it rained when the FRBs were on the home stretch. All were out by 7.30pm.

On On was at Ah Wai cafe.



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Next Run: No 759 Date: 02/02/2008 Hare: Iqbal Long John Venue: Sri Haneco Jalan Sg Lallang
(Coming from Kajang, turn left into Jalan Sg Lallang (Jalan Kacau) at traffic lights near police station in Semenyih town. About 3-4km along Jalan Sg Lallang, look out for HLH4 signs for the right turn into Taman Industrian Sri Haneco. - See Google map at side bar for runsite location)

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