Rehashed 20070818

Run: No 735 Hare: American Sam Venue: Gasing Hill, PJ

About 35 members and guests turned up. The paper led from the temple site to the water tank and to the 1st check. This was broken on the right around the fence and led down to the rubber. Going up, the trail joined the trail set by the Royal Klang Club Hash and to the 2nd check which was also easily broken.
The paper led down and up again to the 3rd check which was broken on the metal road. Another check was laid at the stream before the climb up and to home.
Some screw-ups, first, at the 1st check, some wankers went more than 400 metres down the road and hit the trail that led from the 3rd check, thereby missing the 2nd check. Then the middle pack missed the connection at the 2nd check and hit a disconnected trail which led through a smelly squatter site for a long circular but still could not connect to the correct trail. This led to the middle and back packs taking a long detour to get home by the road.
Generally a run srewed up.

On On onsite catered by the hare's better half.

Next run: No 736 Date: 25/08/2007 Hare: Miaw Miaw Venue: Bukit Lagong Selayang (from Jalan Kucing. head towards Selayang/Rawang on old road, whereby you should pass the old Makcro (now Tesco), slip road to Batu Caves/Genting, Pasar Borong etc. Travel along until you see the sign for the slip to Pejabat Daerah Gombak. Keep left and go up and look for HLH4 signs. If you reached Templar's Park, then you have over shot the left turning.)

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Rehashed 20070811

Run: No 734 Hare: Cha Cha Venue: Sri Hanikoh Jalan Kacau


About 40 members. Runsite was not at the usuall unoccupied shoplots but deep in closer to the foothills.

The paper led on the gravel road for close to 20 minutes before the climb up to a height of about 180 metres. The first check was laid on top of the hill which was broken on the other side and led down.

From then on the run was all on flats with another 4 checks. As all the checks were broken rather quickly, the middle and back packs could not catch up with the FRBs.

It was generally a runners run and was estimated to be at least 10km long. First out in about 1hr 35 mins and the last out about 8.20pm.

On On onsite catered and supplied by the hare. Last week Kiki, this week Matahari stood in as beerman. It was a long circle that night with many punishments starting with the hare for going alone to lay the trail and ending with 'Medan 2007 charges'. Some of the Medan Pan Asia 2007 reports concerning HLH4 members were ...

"trip delayed - a less than 6 mths valid passport"
"checking in 12 hours early - could not differentiate am and pm"
"losing nearly a million - all on 21"
"frantic search - for thrown away boarding pass"
"shitting - while roomate having shower"
"went in for the short run - being rescued on the ballbreaker trail"
"finding a fruit on the trail - and eating it"
"running into a tree - the fruits fell"
"internationally hash-named - Tsunami"
"official Pan Asia program ended - but HLH4 continued with own circle"


Next Run: No 735 Date: 18/08/2007 Hare: American Sam Venue: Gasing Hills tower site

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Rehashed 20070804

Hare: Lester ABC Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jeluk

Quite a number of HLH4 members were in Medan Indonesia over the weekend to savour the 'Bintang' at the 11th Pan Asia do. So only about 20 turned up to chase Lester ABC.
The hare had just an eight minute head start to lay the trail but with 7 checks thrown in, no one could get him. The co-hare Stanley "Showtime" gave up at the last check. First out in 1hr 5mins.
On On onsite with food supplied by the hare. The small crowd could not finish the PISS allocation.

Next Run: No 734 Date: 11/08/2007 Hare: Cha Cha Venue: Sri Hanikoh Jalan Kacau

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Thangga

Thangaraju

1957 - 2007

Thangga joined Hululangat Hash in June 2002 and had been a regular since then. He always wore a joyous face at the runs. No one had ever heard him complaining about a run and no matter how difficult a run was, Thangga always completed it.

He was chap ever ready to help out, whether it was just to bring along a table for the On On or to drive his car upfront so we could tap into his car battery for our lighting. Members will remember the many times he cooked and supplied the delicious food we enjoyed at the ON ON.

Beerman duties which Thangga took over this month, prevented him from going in for past three runs. So when the Rotation Run gave him an opportunity to run, he pushed himself and completed the run in good time.

On Sunday 29/07/2007, there was a cause for Thangga to have a small celebration, but he did not feel up to it. So he bought a round for his friends and went home. He felt uneasy the whole night and could not sleep. Then at about 1.30am the next morning, Thangga collapsed in his home. He passed on while being transported to the hospital.

Thangga leaves behind his wife and three young children.

May He Rest in Peace

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Rehashed 20070728

Occassion: 6th Annual Rotation Run Hosted by Kajang H3 Venue: Broga

It was just a one hill 40 min run and all were out in good time for the food, beer and fun.

Pictures of HLH4 members enjoying can be viewed through You Tube below or can be downloaded from Picasa Web Albums.



Next Run: No 733 Date: 04/08/2007 Hare: Lester ABC Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jelok (Lester ABC has promised to be a live hare.)

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6th Rotation Run

The 6th Annual Rotation Run will be held

Date: Saturday 28 July 2007
Time: 5.30pm
Venue: Broga, Semenyih
Hosts: Kajang Hash House Harriers

The previous runs were hosted by ...

2002 - Cheras Hash House Harriers & Harriets
2003 - Kajang Hash House Harriers
2004 - Mount Kiara Hash House Harriers & Harriets
2005 - Hulu Langat Hash House Harriers & Harriets
2006 - Cheras Hash House Harriers & Harriets

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Rehashed 20070721

Hare: Susie Phang Venue: Sg Long

The last run here was run in the rain and this time it was expected to be the same as the rain was playing havoc in the Klang valley the whole afternoon. But surprisingly, it stayed fine throughout the run and the ON ON.

The runs at Sg Long are always up down up down, From the road, the paper trail led into the rubber and down to the ravine to give the hashers a good longer warm up climb of the 1st hill. But about 4 FRBs, instead of following the trail down to the ravine, climbed up straight to the 1st check.

From there, the paper took the pack to the right and to the 2nd check. But while the FRBs managed to break this check quite quickly, the trail was not properly connected. This led to the others going on a wild goose chase on a dead trail.
Apparently the sub-con hares could not bash through the thick undergrowth up the hill and decided to turn back and climb another trail to lay the 3rd check. However, they failed to appropriately disconnect the dead trail.

Nevertheless. all were out in good time to receive a pack of shower gel, courtesy of the scheduled hare.
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The talk after the run ...



Next Run: Run No 732 Date: 28/07/2007 Occassion: Rotation Run hosted by Kajang H3 Venue: Broga Time: 5.30pm

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Conniving Hasher

A young couple from Forth Worth Texas while honeymooning in Malaysia went for a run with the Kacang HHH (KH3) for a take of the countryside. Eyeing the pretty woman, Cockscrew Chin accompanied them as they were very slow walking in their boots (pic on right).

Soon they were far behind and Cockscrew told the couple that he will climb up a tree to see how the trail went so they could shortcut. From the top of the tree, Cockscrew yelled to the couple below, "Stop making love down there!"
"What's the matter with you?" the husband asked after Cockscrew came down. "We weren't making love."
"Sorry," said Cockscrew. "From up there, it sure looked like you were."

Every couple of 100 metres after that, Cockscrew would scale a tree and yell the same thing.
Finally, Cockscrew managed to convince the husband to climb up to see for himself. With great difficulty, the Texan made his way to the top and clung on to a branch there.
Meanwhile, his wife and Cockscrew were soon embracing passionately. "That's amazing!" the hasher from Texas mused as he looked down. ...

... "It does look like they're making love!"

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Rehashed 20070714

Hare: Wai Goh 'Viagra' Venue: Sg Tangkas


About 48 members and 10 guests turned up on this hot afternoon in support of Viagra's virgin run but, as Viagra was nursing an injury, the run was set by the same two who set the previous run at Bandar Tech. These two are on their way to becoming 'Professional' co-hares.


It was a fairly good run with a few moderate climbs and some well placed checks which took some time to break. As this run trail was in the vicinity of the Bandar Tech 'whole', the co-hares pulled the pack up to the top where the last check was laid. On their way up GM and a committee member were stopped for a while (pic below left). The check was broken way down on the right but with some wankers calling ON ON when they were not on the correct paper caused the trail to be incorrectly connected. This resulted in a longer home run and Rocky fuming when he was out last at around 7.45pm.

On On onsite with dinner waiting for the tired hashers. Sea food porridge was
served as supper after the ceremonies. With the non stop flow of the golden piss, the party continued way past 2am. Pictures of the triple On at the site can be viewed at the side bar or here at PicasaWeb .









Next Run: No 731 Date: 21/07/2007 Hare: Susie Phang Venue: Sg Long

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Butt Slap

It's always OK at a hash ...




... but may not be acceptable in an office

moral: "When a women talks, LISTEN, don't wank"

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Rehashed 20070707

Occassion: AGM R*n Venue: Bandar Tech

While most were attending weddings and other events marking the once in a century 070707, a good many HLH4 members and guests gathered at Bandar Tech for a good r*n, some good beer, some good food and some more good beer.
At Bandar Tech it is difficult to vary the trail much to sexcite the FRBs and more so when the previous r*n was also held here and even more so when another chapter, KH3, was also r*nning in this area that evening. Nonetheless, the hares (pic above left) did a very fine job (fully paid for with the golden Piss) in setting a good r*n, avoiding the KH3 trail which was laid earlier.
Many would have thought that an AGM r*n would be kept short, but weren't they disappointed. It was a 7 checks r*n and a visit to the 'whore' where most got screwed. The well laid trail kept the pack together despite the many SCBs. First out in 1hr 20 mins.

It was the day of our Annual General Meeting and also the day to elect the arseholes who will further screw up our hashing lives. Our former favorite mistery whip who is on long leave came down to help us with the erections. Some from the old Comm were retained, but a new hole takes over as Jointmistress and one asst pole promoted as Inter OnSex. The New lineup is shown in the sidebar.

The old and new committees were onDowned (somehow or rather the committee members get to drink more beer), freebies given to members and then the partying started. Throw in some singing and some nonsense. Add in an erection (caused by an Indon ?). Spiced up by lots of humor and good cheer, the celebrations continued into the wee hours of the morning.
Thangga took over duties as the Beerman.







Next R*n: No 730 Date: 14/07/2007 Hare: 'Viagra' Wai Goh Venue: Sg Tangkas

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Beer On Tap

07/07/07 is a notable date for HLH4 and EVERYthing concerns BEER.

First - Annual General Meeting - to comply with gomen regulations and an excuse to drink more beer.

Second - some blokes want to be elected/re-elected - so THEY can drink even more beer.

Third - outgoing Dishonorable Committee wants to give away a momento (off course spending OUR money) - something to enjoy drinking more beer with.

Forth - to consider the beerman's proposal to serve beer direct from the barrel. He suggests we get this ...





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Rehashed 20070630

Hare: 'Rat Tail' Raymond Venue: Bandar Tech

Close to 60 members and guests gathered on this fine evening for the run. The FRBs were made to cumm twice with the Bandar Tech 'whore'. Some had enough of this 'whore' so they just wanked all the way home. All in all a good run on the very hot evening. Gary was out first in 1hr 33 mins followed closely by William 'Kelamkabut' who appeared to be wearing a red bra.
On On onsite catered by a 'bicycleman'. Non-stop flow of the Golden PISS with a little vodka.
Our Hash Flash who is recovering from knee 'surgery' limped up for the down down, so some decent ...

... pictures







The Punishments of the evening - all in a row

Next Run: No 729 Date: 07/07/2007 Occassion: AGM Run Venue: Bandar Tech

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Cheryl

Cheryl

member since 03/2007

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Rehashed 20070623

Hare: Thangga Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jelok

The last 2 runs were run in pouring rain from begining to end while the run earlier to that, it rained midway through. But this week, the weather looked fine from early afternoon and it stayed that way to the pleasure of the 35-40 hashers who turned up for this run.
It was a one hill, one hour run with 5 checks. Has all the 5 checks being backchecks anything to do with Kiki, Munster and Guitarman being co-hares?
On On onsite catered by, who else but the hare.

Next Run: No 728 Date: 30/06/2007 Hare: 'Rat Tail' Raymond Venue: Bandar Tech

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Washroom

Going down below for Interhash 2008? Harriers, you may have to help out.




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Rehashed 20070616

Hare: Kali Tan Venue: Sg Long

It was raining the whole afternoon in the Klang Valley but this did not stop about 30 members from turning up. However, on ON call, only about 20 went in for the run. The rest, well a couple had to guard the beer, two were pregnant, two were nursing injuries while for another two it must have been 'that time of the month'. One was still on a beer break (if no drink beer, then no run) and another chap just came to have some stout and find out how many would want to attend a wedding.
It was a very wet and muddy trail. The last check, a back check, allowed the stragglers to join the FRBs going up the last hill. Kiki was out first in 1hr 20 mins and the last out by 7.40pm.
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Some cellphone pics. ...




Next Run: No 727 Date: 23/06/2007 Hare: Thangga Venue: Shooting Range, Sg Jelok

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Rehashed 20070609

Hare: Yenny 'Touch & Go' Venue: Kinrara Golf, Puchong

About 30 members. Just before 6pm the skies opened up to let loose a torrential downpour. All waited in their cars. When ON ON was called, Guitarman and another went in first, then a little later, a few more members went into the secondary jungle.
About 6.30pm 6 others tried to brave the rain and went in but as the trail was so slippery, they kept falling. Roger, who had a deep gash on his palm after a fall, decided to turn back. The condition of the trail was so bad, the 6 jokers had to SCB out through thorny bushes, a pond and a stream which they had to cross by inching over some fallen branches.
Eventhough these 6 reached the home trail, Roger still managed to get himself stuck knee deep in soft soil. He was pulled out minus a shoe by Lester ABC .
The rain did not let up till the down down and circle. The red scarf, pic above left, a freebie by the hare.
ON ON with assam laksa prepared on site.

Some poor cellphone pics.


Next Run: No 726 Date: 16/06/2007 Hare: 'Kali' Tan Venue: Sg Long

Ouch! or "Ounch" ... anything goes ...

... in a hash.

... as Song Lau says "This avoids any trademark / copywrite issue"


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Rehashed 20070602

Hare: Roger Venue: Sunway Semenyih

About 60 odd members and guests turned up at this popular runsite. Good run with just one hill but some confusion half way through due to heavy rain. Nevertheless, all were out within good time with the 1st FRB out in 1hr 10 mins. Verdict: Good Run despite the rain.

On On onsite - new caterer - good food - good variety.

Next Run: No 725 Date: 09/06/2007 Hare: Yenny 'Touch & Go' Venue: Kinrara Golf, Puchong

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Condoms - Chocolate Flavoured

Harriets beware of flavoured condoms.





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