Rehashed 20100821 Elsi

Run: 892 Hare: Elsie Venue: Sg Long Co-hares: No Hair, Yee Mai

The beautiful evening as the hashers gathered for the run was probably a reflection of the hare's warm personality.

The run started with an immediate climb at the quarry site without any warm up. A few more climbs were thrown in before a tricky climb in a shiggy.

The last climb took the hashers close to the out trail just before the last loop for home. But only 3 accepted the invitation to SCB, reaching home around 7.30pm. The FROP hit home in about 1hr 10mins while the back pack inspired by KFC came out just before 8pm.

The hare, Elsie, is known to always encourage the other harriets on the run. She would usually say to the hashers behind the slow harriets "Push her". For this, she was honored with a new name "Pusher", shortened for convenience.

Elsie's generous habit of handing out (though some would prefer to term it 'pushing', as in drugs) cigars, cigarettes and chocs after each of her overseas trips would be just a coincidence. Or is it?

Three new boots were welcomed, one of whom was also hash-named "Suck it". This could be due, probably, to him being 'sakit' while holding the Tool of Office.

An ice cream cake was 'baked' on Interhash OnSec, Cowlin's, head in remembrance of his birth date. And he was in his birthday suit, ... oh almost, thank goodness.

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Next Run: No 893 Date: 28/08/2010 Hare: Bumble Bee Venue: Bukit Hatamas Cheras

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Rehashed 20100814 Lester ABC

Run: 891 Hare: Lester ABC Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jelok Cohares: ...




As at publishing time, there has been no reports of this run.


The regular web contributors were busy downing beers at Sepang.












Next Run: No 892 Date: 21/08/2010 Hare: Elsi Venue: Sg Long

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Sweet 17 cum Run 888 - Video

Some snippets of our HLH4 Sweet 17 cum Run 888 celebrations have been uploaded to YouTube and have been embedded at the side bar on the right.

Here is another done by a Professional. Many thanks and BIG hand to Leonard Hon for a job well done.

Have a run to his Videography site for more info.

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Rehashed 20100807 Munster

Run: 890 Hare: Munster Venue: Gasing Hills Cohares: (no co-hare)

What a day, rush, rush after settled setting up the launching of a project sales and ‘sneaked away’ when it was about 5pm! Reached home in lightning speed and luckily me Mrs did get the things ready to be loaded into car! After a shocking sight of getting stuck in Federal Highway, I thought, and luckily enough it was just some stupid slow bugger on the fast lane!

Finally reached the run site just about 10mins past 6 with Micheal and Ben starting their run and also Kong and Angel arrived after getting ‘lost’ driving to the run site. Me Mrs was quick to strap on her running ‘gears’ and we set off at 6:20pm.

The trail started with a down hill and she was quick to get till the river and we heard the checking calls on the opposite hill. Crossing the same river a few times while following it we managed to not get our shoes wet. We met MiowMiow as she started her reverse gear and caught up with Bandit while climbing the second hill.

As soon as we were at the top, the trail started to go downhill again and this time a long slippery one. Another small climb waited for us and we met some first time guests on trail, one was totally exhausted and decided to turn back. Further up was Gary with another guest resting while we bashed on.

We came out to some waist length growth and spiky short growths were cutting the ankles and onto to tarmac for the short chase to meet some others at the back pack like 1st time guest Chow-Chow and G2. Just as we started another long climb, Micheal was gasping for air just after a few vertical meters and luckily did not see KFC pee while she was walking out from the bushes with Rambo ‘guarding’ the ‘entrance’.

A few salutations, “Hi! Darling!” and I sped off going up hill while me Mrs was still struggling to get up at the bottom. Almost reaching the top was someone who has been missing for a long time, Shopping Queen. She seemed to have lost some stamina and was complaining of the climb. Passing her and in front was Joachim, surely and steady he climbed the gradual uphill. As soon as he knew I was at the back he ‘signaled to let me through’, how gentleman-ly he is.

It was a long climb too and a check was confusing the runners and I heard them checking. Just after the check was broken, I reached the top while Dipstick came down with the checking paper for me to connect. Khoo and Moon were just struggling uphill with Khoo encouraging her. Running on the downhill ridge was nice and we reached the ‘common highways’ of Gasing Hills.

Running up and down the well trodden paths was no easy and it did generate a lot of sweat. Finally when we knew it was about to exit to the playground, I met HamTan, Alex, Simon and Silent Dragon. We were treated to a last medium uphill climb instead of running on the tarmac by the playground. Finally an exit onto the tarmac just before the run site for the final short sprint home.

Saddam was the first one to come out at 7:10pm with Dipstick and PussyLick challenging for the 2nd spot. While BumbleBee was seen running up and down the small stretch a few laps to stir some teasing the bayees. Me Mrs was just about 10mins away after I reached the run site at 7:15pm. With some amazed looks and encouragements, she was walking with head held low to be humble while blushing. Cock Pain and U-I were late and still went in at 7pm eventhough Monster discouraged them. They came out around 9pm!

Iced:
BumbleBee - running up and down the tarmac to show off her jeans and tiny blouse;
Gary - not briefing his friend to wear proper hashing shoes;
Gigi Putih & Henny - came for the beers only;
Munster - went in to set the run alone when the co-hare did not turn up;
PussyLick - being somebody's son;
G2 - didn't walk up to be included as 1st time guest;
HamTan - being a visiting GM;
KFC (Batu) - being such a darling;
Saddam - honoured for the free use of his 3-tonner for transporting the gen set for our Sweet 17.

Visiting GM HamTan from Batu H4 came to invite HLH4 for their 21st Anniversary on the 18th December and hoping for a good support from HLH4. This time round Batu H4 will serving some beers to cater to non Stout drinkers.

Ah Long's Warning! - don't pay up don't drink beer.

OnOn on site with Lynda's Catering Service.

(Scribed by No Hair)



(pictures sourced from HamTan and more can be viewed here - On On)

Next Run: No 891 Date: 14/08/2010 Hare: Lester ABC Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jelok

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Ah Kong

Ah Kong


Member since July 2010

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Rehashed 20100731 Showtime

Run: 889 Hare: Stanley Showtime Venue: Sg Batangsi Jalan Sg Lallang Cohares: ...

The weather was cloudy with no sun. YM was game enough after the whole day moaning about something. After getting prepared with her special concoction, we went in about last.

A nice warm up walk around the rubber estates, with the 1st check just up on the first hill and was broken as soon as I got to the check. A zig-zag around some thick bushes and around more rubber trees, the 2nd check was another check that was so near yet so far thing that we didn’t see.

It took more than 5mins to break as all of us were searching on the wrong trail. Finally, a few steps to right got us on paper and into the some orchards with a climb. Reaching the top and a short distance into the bushes and we came back out into another rubber estate and the 3rd check was waiting.

While some went left and straight, I went to the right and ventured far. It was broken on the left and by the time I got back on trail, I was the last on the pack!
I went too far searching! Senseless, No Hair = No Brain? Maybe.

So, after giving a chase in the rubber estates, the pack was led into some more zig-zagging in the bushes and came back out into another orchard and with some ‘good friends’ barking and were trying to ‘kiss’ some of us. Khoo was weary, Cock Pain and U-I were doing the ‘back way’.

We ran to the gates and crossing the barb wired fence, nearly getting our balls skewered. Running on the laterite for about a kilometer and back onto the main laterite road. Just nice to see GM accompanying Touch & Go Yenny for a short exercise. Pengsan was near in front and I gave chase and shouted for him to run and not let me catch up!

A good short burst to get more sweat! Kelam Kabut was the first to be out in 58mins while Pengsan was just at the 1hr mark. The group of friends that Touch & Go brought was out just minutes away. Ular, Blood Donor and Chickadee and ‘his’ Angels got earlier than JPS who swept ‘from the back’.

Guest Logan was near exhaustion as he had never ‘do it’ with us before. BumbleBee as a bit smiley as she and some other ate some ‘bulasan’ while Joachim had a whiff of the King of Fruits but could not see any! Micheal and Hash were around but Hash was more stable rather than the usual running up and down.

There are 9 guests with a good turn out by the members. 6-weeker guests Ah Kong and Angel verbally applied to be members and a short ‘council meeting was held’ with a
positive answer. Their pictures were taken for ‘Ah Long’ (OnCash) to collect their ‘arrears’, WELCOME to Ah Kong and Angel!

Iced:
Guest & Chickadee – bare chested ‘strong men’;
Ah Wing – last week instructed Song Lau to look for his old shoes;
Touch & Go – the ‘Batam Recipe’ toddy that everyone liked during the celebration;
Blood Donor – the coolest man who never vented any temper;
CowLin – the only one who fell into the drain last week;
No Hair – another no brainer, did not announce where this run last week;
Blood Donot & BumbleBee – the bulasan stealers.

First time guests: Logen & Ah Sang.

New Members: Ah Kong and Angel Lau.

Showtime's Mrs' home cooked meal....warmth and hearty meals!

(scribed by No Hair)



Next Run: No 890 Date: 07/08/2010 Hare: Munster Venue: Bukit Gasing

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Angel

Angel

"Calcium"

Member since July 2010

Resigned 06/2012

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Rehashed20100724 Sweet 17 cum Run 888

Run: 888 Occasion: Sweet 17 cum Run 888 Celebration Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

HLH4 held a 'Preamble" to treat our Guests from Indonesia, Sabah, and Sarawak who had checked in two days earlier. No run, just drink, eat, drink and party at our GM, King Kong's place. Many participating GMs also accepted our invitation to party and count down to our Sweet 17 celebration.

The next day was a great and beautiful day as the hashers arrived at the runsite. Everything went smoothly, the 5 buses ferrying some 200 hashers for the B to A 'Long' run left on time. The Long Run FRB was out in an hour and a half. The old farts, the walkers and the medium distance runners were also 'flagged' off on time.

However, its never called a Hash event IF everything goes as planned. The pre-run lunch was delayed by about 10 mins. Some food stations had long queues for second helpings. More crates had to be carried from the beer truck as the quota run out. The headache for some in deciding which of the 2 freebie Ts to wear.

It was also an occasion to honor one member, the one who co-founded the 1st Hash chapter in Kajang. Iqbal 'Long John Silver' is also to be blamed for the cause of some 9 chapters in Kajang.



Now it is time to Thank:

Thank you to the more than 1500 pre-run registrations.
Thank you to the more than 70 Hash chapters participating in our celebrations.
Thank you to PJ Harriets for having the largest contingent in attendance.

Thank you to the 120 East Malaysian hashers for condoning our hospitality.
Thank you to the attending hashers from Medan and Phuket.
Thank you to the the sole cyber registration from Sandakan.

Thank you to the about 50 'walk in' registrations.
Thank you to the few 'gate crashers' who did not cause a problem.

Thank you to the 200 hashers who got on to the 5 buses for the 'Long Run'.
Thank you to the more 500 hashers who went in on the 'short' run.
Thank you to the 500 odd hashers who did not run.

Thank you to the food caterers, without you, we would have had a riot.
Thank you to Skol beer for quenching the HAshers' thirst.

Thank you to the 'Small Stones' for the evergreen music.
Thank you to the music machine for filling in.
Thank you to all advertisers in the souvenir magazine.
Thank you to all non-HLH4 pledges.

Thank you to RELA for car park security.
Thank you to the Sweet 17 bags supplier.
Thank you to the Sweet 17 freebie T-shirts printers.
Thank you to the souvenir magazine printers for supplying the books on the eve.

Thank you to the harriets for not fussing when the fireworks went off close by them.
Thank you to all for accepting our short cummings (if any).
Thank you to all for getting home safely.

Pictures have been up loaded and can be viewed here at Billy's or here
and here and here.

Some snippets of the celebrations uploaded to youtube.





(Updated new video 03/082010)



Next Run: No 889 Date: 31/07/2010 Hare: Stanley Showtime Venue: Jalan Kacau
(The runsite will be somewhere along Jalan Kacau / Jalan Sg Lallang. Get to Semenyih town. Turn left at traffic lights just before Police Station. Travel along Jalan Sg Lallang and keep looking out for HLH4 signs. The runsite could be anywhere between Sri Haneco and Nirvana)

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Sweet 17 cum Run 888

It's "ALL SYSTEMS GO" for the Hulu Langat Hash Event of the year.

Be early and park along side the road, heeding the instructions of the RELA personnel.

Registrations start at 2.00pm. Register yourself and collect your freebies.

The buses for the B to A run will leave at 3.45pm, give and take a few seconds, to enable the run to start at 4.15pm from point B. There is "No Turning Back" on this run. However, there will be one piss stop, at Point A.

The other run will start at 5.00pm, giving half an hour for some warm-up, from Point A. The Old Farts to join here and may turn back at the 2nd or 3rd check.

There will be ample food - take as much as you can eat BUT do not waste.

The Golden Piss should, of course, be FreeFlow till the partying ends. Again ...

Directions to venue:

Those who rely on Google map - click here

Those with GPAsseS, zero in at Latitude 2°57'25.83"N
Longitude 101°49'24.33"E.

Those without Govt Property Asses or those walking or taking a bus etc. print the map below.



Hulu Langat Hash House wishes all participants a safe journey TO and FRO our celebrations venue.

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Rehashed 20100717 Abraham

Run: 887 Hare: Abraham Venue: Bukit Hatamas Cohares: RatTail, Bicycleman

The beautiful weather was an encouraging factor, inviting the hashers to go in for the climb. As the usual runsite was 'conquered' by KH3, HLH4 had to runsite on the clean tarred road near the flats on the left.

The run started towards the apartments and went behind the terrace houses for a good warm-up climb on the cement slopes. The 1st check was a back check through the clearings and led on open grounds till the fringe of the jungle.

From here it was a steep climb along and up the drain steps with another check thrown in midway. The papers continued up into the jungle for a very thorny, steep and slippery 45 mins climb to the so called "Ah Pak San". The trail then passed through the park before coming down all the way to the run site.

It was a good run, good sweat, with Lester ABC FRB at 7.13pm and all the other members coming out a short while later. Abraham should keep it up in setting such good runs.

3 of our ex-members, Anson, Mr World and Celup Singh, came and as is their usual practice, they started later than the rest, about 6.20 pm and came out at about 7.45 pm.

On on onsite, Hassan catering, food was good too.

(scribed by Amelia)




Next Run: No 888 Date: 24/07/2010 Occasion: Sweet 17 Celebration Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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Rehashed 20100710 Kelam Kabut

Run: 886 Hare: Kelam Kabut Venue: Taman Bukit Mantin Cohares: ...

It was a rainy day and it drizzled before the run started and the angels took some cover behind Chu-lai’s beer wagon, cramping him with warmth. The guests that showed up were almost the same number as members for the run.

The run started with Cat, Sharp and HoiLoongWong leading the pack on and offtrack uphill that had many gasping. It was a nice warm up for the rainy cold weather. A long climb up the orchard hill that displayed its bounty of fruits that got many excited. Some even thought of reserving some durians that had dropped onto the offtrack.

Almost at the top, the paper led to the right for a steep downhill till a small flat area with the 1st check that was broken crossing a small creek towards the right side of the orchards with some slippery trails. It was another climb but this time in the bushes and slippery! Half way up, Email screamed as some ‘stingies’ were disturbed and the whining began.

Gigi Putih was late but managed to catch up while the pack. From the top, it was another trail through some beautiful orchards, there were durians everywhere! A group was treated with some durians while some were squatting down with more in mouth than in hand! “The durians were paid for!” shouted some, “See! It tagged with a run paper! So, can eat, lah!”

The trail was slippery on the steep uphill climbs after the steep downhills, passing through more orchards with more fruit variety. The climbs were magnificent, the last long and steep climb was taxing but enjoying the beautiful view made everyone forget about the tiredness.

The back pack consisted of the durian eaters who ran past with durian burps that fouled the fresh air. It was all the way down hill passing more orchards laden with more fruits and the people went mad and picking the fruits eating while walking, luckily enough the hare and co-hares had arranged and settled with all the orchard owners!

The pack was back between 7:20 to 8pm but the angels and the usual escorts were missing! A search party was nearly launched at about 9pm just as they walked in, complaining that they had to take care of the usual cramping guy – Ular! Crampy Ular?

So, all were in good spirits and the circle started.

First time guests:
David, Irwin, Anne, Yap Fu Chin, Seaweed, HoiLongWong (King Neptune)

Visiting GMs:
SangWat - Mantin H4
Sharp - Sungai Ujong H3
Ular Sawa - BikeHash

Iced:

Guest Irwin - smoking during the run and threw butt in durian orchard, guest brought by TnG;
Dipstick - taking the role as a savior, teaching low level sugar runners to replenish by eating durian;
Cat & Cock Pain - cat claws can't help in climbing slippery slopes, private party;
Sharp & SangWat - leaving a bottle of beer unattended;
Joachim - ate the most durian;
No Hair - used the 'DNA Tester' (that doesn't work) to see who left the bottle of beer;
TnG - iced for private party;
Kelam Kabut & SangWat - if the hare ad co-hare had paid rm100 instead of rm50, everyone could have enjoyed the durians (most have been makan by front runners!);
Joachim & Gigi Putih - the durian expert and the know durian by taste;
Winnie Jenny & Cat - completed the Kuching InterHash Ballbreaker run behind Cat & Cat the noisy runner that got people leaving the ballbreaker because of the noise;
Song Lau & No Hair - strong promoters for Sweet 17;
Dipstick & SangWat - 'the pondan' & the so-called 'pondan GM' by 'the pondan' (hahaha.....actually forgot what happened)

Makan on site catered by the 'Pai Kiok' Teaman, the beer wagon left the run site empty!

(scribed by No Hair)



Next Run: No 887 Date: 17/07/2010 Hare: Abraham Venue: Bukit Hatamas Cheras

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Rehashed 20100703 Miow Miow

Run: 885 Hare: Miow Miow Venue: Bukit Lagong Cohares: Pengsan, ...


It was the weekend of the Hornbill Interhash 2010 at Kuching. Some HLH4 members may have been there to witness how an interhash event attended by hashers from around the globe could be screwed up by the disorganisers.

They could have also been there to ensure that Bombasa does not get to host the next Interhash - for a fear of the dreaded vuvuzelas. They voted to have Interhash 2012 close by at Borobudor.

Some members would have stayed home to Cry for Argentina while our Joachim was celebrating.

For some others, Bk Lagong was just a wee bit too far them.

So, until this delayed publishing time, there have been no reports and no pixies of the last run. We will just have to imagine it.

Update: The following pix received from No Hair.



Next Run: No 886 Date: 10/07/2010 Hare: Kelam Kabut Venue: Taman Bukit Mantin
(Directions to runsite: Travel on LEKAS highway towards Mantin/Seremban. Exit at Mantin toll. Turn left at T-junction to Mantin town. Travel about 1.5km not available at press time. Most probably have to head towards Mantin town and look out for HLH4 signs on the right.)

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Rehashed 20100626 Cha Cha

Run: 884 Hare: Cha Cha Venue: Bandar Sunway Semenyih Cohares: ...

Good turn out at this 'now coming back to use' runsite.

The papers led along the usual in-trail and up the 'bukit besi' where usually the check is laid. The papers led right and down to the quarry road and went across to hit the durian/fruits orchard.

The trial went on straight and up and into another orchard before going the high tension wires for a big loop and a final climb before hitting the home trail back to runsite.

Dipstick was FRB in 1hr 10mins while UI and bandit came out at around 7.45pm. It was acknowledged as a good run despite the hare having a non-hasher as co hare.

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Next Run: No 885 Date: 03/07/2010 Hare: Miow Miow Venue: Bukit Lagong

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Rehashed 20100619 9th Rotation Run

Run: 883 Occasion: 9th Rotation Run Hosted by Cheras H4 Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

Billy NoHair Recovery ... "Friday DTH3 pissed drunk, Saturday CH4 hosted 9th Rotation Run also pissed drunk, Sunday SH4 also almost pissed drunk.....now a bit awake due to some hot drink...tomorrow dunno pissed drunk in Mother Hash run or not.....recovery? nah ....."

"Buku Muka" Monday 21/06/2010 at 12:57am

(webmaster's note: Despite he penning the above in Facebook, No Hair managed a 'check back' and sent us his "This is my story" of the event. On On to No Hair.)

The mood was in the air as we arrived at the run site – drinking time! It all started just as soon as we got in contact with anyone at the run site! I went to collect our tees and the drinking had already started.

It took me some 4 glasses before I got my running shoes on and another 3 before the run started! So, I was still OK and did the run.

The run started with the usual InTrail through the factories and into the OP before going on the right for a zig-zag run through the thick bushy paths. A short uphill climb and a downhill run in the abandoned orchard and towards the rubber estate near the water tank factory.

Predictable as can be, we were running in familiar areas – dragon fruit farm hill, OP hills, towards Sungai Tangkas via orchards, away from Sungai Tangkas in the OP, passing the bungalow, on the left of the ‘whore’ towards the rubber estate (it has been bulldozed now!), did the ‘whore’ from behind, get on the trail before the ‘ranch’, passing the pineapple farm and into the OP for the home trail.

The short run was cut off at the dragon fruit farm hill and straight across the clear cuts towards the back of the ‘whore’ – that shaved off some 30mins from the original run.

Exhausted and the beer smelling sweat after the run – more drinking and mingling was the order of the night. I did know that I was drunk and me Mrs was driving – that was what I remember of last night!

Some pixies gleaned from here. On On to Michaelwin Lee for allowing without permission.



Next Run: No 884 Date: 26/06/2010 Hare: Cha Cha Venue: Sunway Semenyih

(Coming from KL through LEKAS highway, follow Rinching sign. Turn left at next traffic lights.)

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HLH4 at Pan Indo 2010

Hash events in Indonesia, another Hashinate country, always seem to have a drawing power over Hulu Langat H4 hashers. HLH4's presence at these events is not only acknowledged, it is also felt and very much sought after by the hashing fraternity there.

It was no different at the recent Pan Indo Hash 2010 in Lombok. HLH4 was said to the largest group from a single hash kennel from outside Indonesia attending the do.

Some pix of HLH4 and friends in Lombok.











Though a hash run is never a race, there will be, in the midst of all the fun, some form of competition. Sometimes, it is just the beer drinking competition or a 'boat race'. But for HLH4 members, they can compete among themselves on many things.

Click On On below for one such competition.


Take your guess. Certainly, it could not be for "best Tits" nor cutest eyes. Beer belly, no.

Maybe, largest Nose or best forearm. Longest ears? Muscles? Could be Armpit hair. The choice is yours.

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Rehashed 20100612 Volunteer Song Lau

Run: 882 Hare: Song Lau (Volunteer) Venue: Kesuma Lakes Cohares: JPS, Guitarman

The weather was teasing with rain or not. Many that turned up was expected to have a good run.

The run started a bit after 6 as all were too engrossed in the upcoming celebration run. It was towards the back of the construction site to the OP. Just minutes away was the 1st check passing the veggie farm, a falsie was laid to the west and the check was broken by going south.

I was running ahead in hope to sweat out the 2 weeks that I was absent from hashing and was running brainlessly that those behind saw me running into a circular check. Everyone was around in the OP looking for the paper. Another forward had Gigi Putih breaking it and was way in front.

I gave chase and KikiLala and Kilat was on hand to join in but left behind when going up some slopes. We were treated to some green views with cows herding in the open field and a loopy run had us back into the OP again. Another hill was waiting and a steep run downhill had the 3rd check evidently left.

A forward run further downhill where I met Gigi Putih running back empty handed and I went left to run in a bigger loop back to the open field to meet KikiLala just going uphill, Monster and me Mrs were wondering why I ran back. Dipstick yelled why I was running so slow as I was going towards the right and Kilat on the left.

I broke the check and it was an uphill run after the downhill, another uphill again to see the 4th check near a 3-way junction. The check was broken with a forward run by the middle pack and we were left far behind that we had some long chase before we were able to catch up. Me Mrs was running so far up front, too!.

The 5th check was on the direction that looked like a home trail and got us caught. A falsie that I found was on the same direction but wrong trail. As expected as we were heading towards the high tension pylon the paper was there and Bulldozer was the one broke the paper ‘head’ where we were some meters ahead.

Home trail was a good speedy run with Dipstick as we sped to get more sweat. We reached home in 1hr10mins whereas the last was before 7:45pm. Even KFC commented a good run! All the checks and falsies were good to get the packs together.

Iced:
Bruise Low - wanting to meet more beauties, hoping the coming Rotation Run by MKH4. CH4 also got mah!
Guitarman - wrong comment, wrong time
No Hair - Shanghai-ed and contracted 'Shanghai Rose'
King Kong - trying to prove a point by getting himself listed as 0% 'customer'
Bulldozer - 3rd runner, sure or not?
Beerman - under estimated HLH4's drinking abilities
Song Lau - oddman out
Kilat & Short Circuit - bringing a friend from Dengkil that is not bald ( friend drinking 'Diamond' water.....true?)
Monster - something with his thinking and action that had Advisor misled.

Food on site with Star Caterer....OnOnOn....Ah Wai Shop!

(scribed by No Hair)




Next Run: No 883 Date: 19/06/2010 Occasion: 9th Rotation Run Hosted by Cheras H4 Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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Rehashed 20100605 Bandit

Run: 881 Hare: Bandit Venue: Gasing Hill Cohare: Joachim

Turnout was about 40 members and guests. The papers took the hashers down on tarmac and on into vegetation near the lower temple. The walk down under foliage canopy and on to the tarmac leading to the 1st check near the condo.

Some expected it to be broken on the steps leading up but it was broken straight on inside the thick and thorny bushes. The trail zig-zagged through the bushes to the path that led down from the water tank. From here it was a run on the well trodden path to the 2nd check just before the climb.

As Dipstick was going up, Pengsan went across on the flimsy wooden bridge and broke the check. Again another clean runners trail up to the 3rd check at abandoned house at the fringe. Abraham went pass the house and found papers but before he could call, Munster who went in the middle, hit the trail in between and called On On.

As the trail went upwards, it moved into thick undergrowth. Again it was a torturous trail that had to be bashed through thorny bushes. Coming to the top, the papers swung right and down to the 4th check. This was broken back along the top ridge which turned right into the jungle.

The papers led down all the way straight to drain where the 5th and last check was laid, which was a back check that led up for a short climb and out. Coming out to the tarmac, the papers led left and up towards the water tank for the home trail back through the temple. This appeared too short for Dipstick, Munster, Silent Dragon and Gigi Putih who turned right on the tarmac to hit the long climb back to runsite.

Abraham was FRB in 57 mins while Dipstick came out the other way about 10 mins later.

On On onsite - Lynda (formerly Hassan) catering. Naughty Stick and Ee Gal from the Batu Hash were on hand to invite and promote their pre-amble to Interhash 2010 on 30/06/2010.



Next Run: No 882 Date: 12/06/2010 Hare: Volunteer (Song Lau) Venue: Kesuma Lakes

(From Semenyih, drive straight on towards Beranang/Seremban. Kesuma Lakes is on the left after Tesco Turn in and go straight to the end following all HLH4 signs.

Note that, as this will be a volunteer run, we will go dutch for the On On. No, it does not mean Dutch cuisine. It means Tong-Tong which does not necessarily mean Chinese food either.)

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Kwang Eng Seong

Kwang Eng Seong

Member since May 2010

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Rehashed 20100529 Rat Tail

Run: 880 Hare: Rat Tail Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang Cohares: Abraham, BicycleMan

There was a reasonably good turnout for this hare' FO run. The papers led in the usual in-trail from the water-tank factory site and took the left turn for the 1st of the many climbs of the run.

The trail led through rubber, belukar, and oil palm clearings where we had to watch out for the pricks. It went through rubber clearings where the branches and twigs were strewn along the paths to hinder the hashers.

The hashers had to go down and jump across ravines, which meant a climb waited. After some time, the front pack could not be seen or heard. At around 8pm, the 'whore' was waiting for the back pack.

It was then realised that the hare had taken us for a ride, resulting in every known curse with expletives being thrown at him. They would have also thrown the proverbial 'kitchen sink' if it was in hand. The back pack numbering about 10 regrouped to decide how to get out.

1st, Cock Pains led to find the way to the dragon fruit farm. Not reached even after going about 2km. U-turn and came back to the 'whore' and continued straight to the cow sheds.

Found a paper trail and followed, up, down, up, down and out to the rubber clearing. Loud opinions expressed on which way to go, a contest between Cock Pain and Micheal. Finally Dipstick led the hashers down to cross the ravine for the in-trail.

The pack came out at around 9.10pm and as expected the hare was not around to accept their 'well wishes'.

No one completed the run as the even the front pack SCBed out very much earlier.

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Next Run: No 881 Date: 05/06/2010 Hare: Bandit Venue: Gasing Hills tower site.

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Rehashed 20100522 On The Way

Run: 879 Hare: On The Way Venue: Putrajaya Riverside Cohares: ...

We were there just in time and started together with the rest. Me Mrs was nervous as we did not know if the area would have leeches waiting to pounce.

A walk on the concrete bridge by the big water pipes got the pack heading into the rubber tree hills on the laterite road. The first check was heard and soon the OnCall was heard echoing from the left hill by Gigi Putih, only to find it a falsie. Guest SK was asked by JPS to go further on the laterite road and he broke it with ease.

Kelam Kabut was cutting through to get back on the trail while Dipstick was the new ‘pai kiok’ (walked with a limp). The pack was then treated to an uphill climb that got Pengsan nearly fainted, Gigi Putih showing his brimming teeth and Song Lau nearly ‘sang’. No Hair was brainless and seemed lost as Pengsan broke the second check just near the top of the climb.

The pack was treated to a nice view of Putrajaya and the 3rd check awaited for Pengsan to discover. KikiLala and SK were quick to break the check as some scent gave away the hide. Soon as we were at the foothills, we met KFC and U-I ‘doing the bayee way’ and ran back to reach the run site under 45mins.

Kelam Kabut did not have enough of sweat, so he went for another round that brought him back at 7:10pm. JPS was quick to comment when he came back earlier than Dipstick. The rest came back before sun down to witness the beautiful rainbow.

(again had to steal this narration from On Sex's diary)





Next Run: No 880 Date: 29/05/2010 Hare: Rat Tail Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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