25th Anniversary Run



21 July 2018



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Thursday, February 09, 2012

Rehashed 20120204 Abraham Wong

Run: No 968 Hare: Abraham Wong Venue: Sg Jelok Cohares: Sang Wat


The weather was when the members were getting to the runsite. However, when Bulldozer put on his running shoes, there was a slight drizzle which gave him second thoughts about going in.

But there was no rain and at the On On call, twenty odd members hit the trail just as Bandit and Long John came in. Silent Dragon and Cowlin waited for Long John to go in together. The in-trail took the right at the first fork for the climb.

Midway up was the first check and Guitarman went further up front to break but it was a back check. When he came down at the On Call, the others had already gone in on the trail across the stream on the left. As Guitarman waited while deciding whether to continue, do a DIY or turn back, Bandit came up.

Guitarman complained of a bad knee, while Bandit said he had stamina problems, both giving excuses for not wanting to complete the run. But still continued up. Going slightly up, 'ARE YOU's were heard, so Guitarman took a path on the left while Bandit went further up and another path also to the left where old CH4 papers were seen.

Meanwhile, Long John, Silent Dragon, Aru and Cowlin came up continued on the paper trail which kept going up and up. While Bandit continued up, Guitarman disappeared doing a DIY. Reaching the top, Cowlin, on the pretext of looking for Micheal, turned back.


From the top, the papers went down slightly before leveling and going towards the left, leading the runners precariously by the side of some gullies. By the time Long John and Aru reached the last check, the front runners had re-grouped, being not able to break the check and discussing whether to turn back.

Long John voiced his dissatisfaction, saying it was not his standard to turn back. With no other choice, the group turned and Bulldozer tried the known path which leads to home. Meanwhile, Eto was seen using her phone, frantically calling someone. The time was around seven so bookies would have stopped taking bets. But it turned out, she panicked when the group decided to turn back leaving her hubby who was up front still trying to break the last check.

Taking this path with Bulldozer leading, they found papers and called On On before meeting Cowlin who was coming up the out-trail. From thereon, it was all the way down and home. Cha Cha, the last to go in, came out overtaking the back runners.

On On onsite - Bicycleman stuff.

Next Run: No 969 Date: 11/02/2012 Occasion: CNY Run Venue: Kesuma Lakes

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Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Rehashed 20120128 Miaw Miaw

Run: 967 Hare: Miaw Miaw Venue: Cheras Bukit Hatamas Cohares: Pengsan, Silent Dragon


It rained in the Klang Valley earlier and there was a slight drizzle at the start of the run. The runsite had to be moved to the site to the left as there were signs another hash chapter was runsited at our usual place near the free water tap 'sponsored' by Guitarman. But it appeared this chapter was HAPPY with just three runners.

This was the first run in the Chinese year of the Water Dragon and we had, who else, but Silent Dragon to co-hare the run.

The trail up the usual out-trail up to level six which the hare was misled to believe was station 5. From there it was all the way down, but Silent Dragon conveniently forgot the two more climbs to endure on the way down.

Accept for the initial screw up just before the climb where some A holes connected the papers to the out trail, all the other checks were broken intelligently fast despite the absence of the usual FROBs.

The next week's hare was believed to be the FROB, coming out in 1hr 20mins.

On On onsite with packed nasi ayam with some frills.



Next Run: No 968Date: 04/02/2012 Hare: Abraham Wong Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jelok

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Friday, January 27, 2012

Rehashed 20120121 Cha Cha

Run: 966 Hare: Cha Cha Venue: Sri Haneco Cohares: ...

No report or pictures of the circle. (Hash butler must have been too busy giving out double ang pows to take any pictures)



Next Run: No 967 Date: 28/01/2012 Hare: Miaw Miaw Venue: Cheras Bukit Hatamas

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Thursday, January 19, 2012

Rehashed 20120114 Bandit

Run: 965 Hare: Bandit Venue: Eco Village Hululangat Cohare: Joachim


At sharp six, JM sounded the regular call and about 30 Hashers followed him heading to a different in-trail with a slight detour to the right just after crossing the road and up the hill. We ran along some secondary jungle before the path connected to the road heading towards the houses.

Running along the road, the trail turned right. The first check was up halfway on the left was broken forward by Guitarman, and the trail took us along the stream and after going up a hill, the second check was laid by the entrance of the bungalow. This was a back check. It was uphill all the way and then downhill until the third check which was broken on the left by Sexy Showman. Running along by the fringe of the jungle, the fourth check was at the plantation and was broken by Kenching forward before the stream.

Just when the trail was a smooth downhill (with some thinking of the golden fluid waiting down the road) we saw Charlie (who came in the in-trail) directing us to the trail as there was no paper. Apparently the landlord of a farm had picked up the paper trail. We continued along and the trail was on again to the run home. A good and well thought run by the Hare and Co-hare, which is exactly how a HLH4 run should be.

Scribed by Guitarman.




Next Run: No 966 Date: 21/01/2012Hare: Cha Cha Venue: Sri Haneco

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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Rehashed 20120107 OnTheWay

Run: 964 Hare: On The Way Venue: Precinct 17 Putrajaya Cohare: CockPain


It was a new runsite somewhere in Presinct 17 in Putrajaya. The hare appeared to be caught up in the Christmas season as he made out the directional signs to the runsite in the season's colors. This made it a real hassle for nearly all members to get to the runsite in time. For it being 'HHL4' instead of  'HLH4', On The Way put the blame on Short Circuit.

The runsite car park was on the road itself at a dead end, so it was quite ample and secluded. The sparse in papers on open ground. though difficult to follow, led up the rocky outcrop towards Kg Limau Manis. Going up the tarred stretch, it soon hit the trees midway the hilltop where a check was soon broken.

Going around, the papers soon went under canopy for climb through thick rubber seedling growth. The climb leveled off for a short distance before going up again. Just before the top. it leveled off again for the walk through bushes and undergrowth on the terrace which went towards the right.

Where the terrace narrowed, the papers led down zig-zagging through the rubber seedlings. Reaching the bottom, the papers led right for the next climb which took the hashers up the same hill and than back down to hit the home trail.

FRB was just after the hour, while the rest came out a while later. There was a turn out of more 40 members at the On On with home cooked food by the hare.

The hare was reminded to collect back all his hash signs, including the one in this picture.



Next Run: No 965 Date: 14/01/2012 Hare: Bandit Venue: Eco Village Hulu Langat

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Thursday, January 05, 2012

Rehashed 20111231 Geok Leng

Run: 963 Hare: Geok Leng Venue: Bandar Tech Kajang Cohares: ...

Bandar Tech run! So just visualize the run.

Circle pictures as in the Collage below. (Click on picture collage to enlarge)


And below, the final cream for the year.


Next Run: No 964 Date: 07/01/2012 Hare: Ramesh On The Way Venue: Putrajaya Precinct 17

(This is a NEW runsite. Head towards the other 'Riverside runsite" but lookout for hash signs near Precinct 17 on the way but BEFORE reaching the other runsite. If for any reason, you are lost, do not call the hare, for he is usually on the way to the runsite. Call Guitartman at 019 317 1962.)

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Thursday, December 29, 2011

Rehashed 20111224 Karu

Run: 962 Hare: Karu Venue: Beranang Industrial Estate Cohares:

No run reports or pictures. End of year holiday mood excuse.

Next Run: No 963 Date: 31/12/2011 Hare: Geok Leng Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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Friday, December 23, 2011

Rehashed 20111217 Christmas Run

Run: 961 Occasion: Christmas Run Hares: SongLau, Guitarman, Aru Venue: Kesuma Lakes Cohares: ...

The weather was cooling and a good turnout for the run. Good checks kept most of the hashers together but with no hills, the FRB was out just past the hour.

The hare and organizers got a bit worried when Nokia and two guests were not out even after two hours and the turkey was going cold. When they finally came home, they had an adventurous tale to share. The others at the site had no choice but to listen to them describe how they rescued two calves which had fallen in a ditch. They were also probably thanking their lucky stars that the BULLdozer was busy with the turkey and not with them.

During the circle a special guest in a red suit arrived ringing a bell but did not have any ice cream, so he was iced for that. The fat guy with the white beard then started to sing and distributed gifts to some at the circle.

On On onsite specially prepared by Maria for the occasion.




Next Run: No 962 Date: 24/12/2011 Hare: Karu Venue: Beranang Industrial Estate

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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Rehashed 20111210 Aru

Run: 960 Occasion: Aru's FO Run Hare: Aru Venue: Sri Haneco Cohares:...

Run report is delayed.



Next Run: No 961 Date: 17/12/2011 Occasion: Christmas Run Venue: Kesuma Lakes


The Organizers of next week's run have promised a good run, a good evening, good fun and many more. News leaked out that Santa would be coming but this time he is not checking his list. So don't worry if you had been naughty and not nice, he may still have a gift for you. So come and join in the season's cheer. 


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Friday, December 09, 2011

Rehashed 20111203 Kilat

Run: 959 Hare: Thomas Kilat Venue: Kota Warisan Cohares: Guitarman...

The hare moved the runsite away from near his house, probably because our circles and On ONs are noisy or maybe because members use his toilets as how they do it out in the open, no flushing. Anyway, the runsite was moved up to the summit of the Kota Warisan hill, where not only was it secluded, it was quite scenic too. But sadly, many members missed it.

A group of those who missed it were in Medan joining in our "twin's" celebration run, while a few others went to celebrate someone getting a "license to ... legally".

At On call, there were only about 7 going in. About 10 mins later, Song Lau led in four others, and using his years of hashing experience, he skipped the in trail and second guessed the trail where they caught up with the front pack at the 2nd check. Here Bulldozer was observed shouting out orders to break the check while he hugged a tree.

The check was broken up a small climb and looping to the left, the papers suddenly stopped and further up in the bushes under the high tension, the check. This was broken, a back check, by Cowlin. The scarce papers, laid at some places at a spacing of about 30 meters, led to the boundary road where again papers disappeared.

Someone then found the connecting trail in the oil palm towards the left which continued on the flats up to the low cost houses for the same home trail as the last run here, the only difference was the climb up to the runsite on the hilltop which had bandit the only one gasping for air. The Gigi Putih and Reject couples who came even later and went in, came out soon after.

It was made known at the circle that the Hare could not find the hash papers to lay the trail, so Guitarman suggested him to quickly dash to the stationery shop and buy the 4x4 papers. But the hare bought only two bundles not realizing that at least four bundles were required to set a decent length run.

CockPain complained that no one connected the 1st check.

On On onsite - "??? kut Teh" prepared onsite by CockPain. The chee cheong fun packets had to be tau paued. Cowlin brought some rambutan taken from Matahari's compound. Matahari is said to be recuperating well at home.

Guitarman chaired the circle. Inter Onsex also took the box. Joachim, as usual, made a fine mystery whip. Song Lau too went up the box to give his advise.

Next week's run was announced as Aru's FO run.


Next Run: No 960 Date: 10/12/2011 Hare: Aru Venue: Sri Haneco

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Thursday, December 01, 2011

Rehashed 20111126 Heny Soo

Run: 958 Hare: Heny Soo Venue: Sunway Semenyih Cohares: ...



Next Run: No 959 Date: 03/12/2011 Hare: Thomas Kilat Venue: Kota Warisan

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Thursday, November 24, 2011

Rehashed 20111119 KFC

Run: 957 Hare: KFC Venue: Bandar Tech Kajang SubCons: KingKong, Buldozer, BruiseLee...

Going to the runsite through heavy reain. A small crowd was lingering around the usual parking. GPS Jit just arrived and called OnOn while still sitting in his car, obviously not so eager to get into his shoes.

Intrail was the usual way at the factory, but once reaching the construction area the paper disappeared. Whether washed away by heavy rain or the dumb contractors simply forgot to lay paper, who knows (cohares later excused themselves that a lorry had messed up the paper).

Anyhow, the pack was confused, no paper at all and after 15 minutes of checking gave up and decided to do a DIY-walk along the highway to the left. After a few hundred meters suddenly paper appeared and OnOn was called to get the pack's attention.

A check to the left and the trail lead into the bushes, crisscrossing nicely the area with a couple of checks in between.
Getting dark alredy and still far from home.

By reaching the Harmoni site it turned out to be a long run, first runner out at 8:05. Some SCB's who followed the 'advise' to skip the last hill came out around the same time.

Big hand to Eto, who carried a bag full of torchlights and gave some to Dipstick and his fellow slowrunners to find their way back.

Some statistics:

15 Runners going in when OnOn was called
3 latecomers turned around after being scared by an unfriendly motorbike rider
3 runners completed on paper
and
42 showed up for 'OnOn'!

Oh, by the way, Bumble Bee has been promoted to "Sleeping Bee" and UI has been 'knighted' as XL.

(Scribed by Joachim)





Next Run: No 958 Date: 26/11/2011 Hare: Heny Soo Venue: Sunway Semenyih

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Thursday, November 17, 2011

Rehashed 20111112 Jack Kee

Run: 956 Hare: Jack Kee Venue: Batu 14 Puchong Cohares: Showman, Suck It ...



It was the weekend of the Pan Asia Hash, some of our members had gone there. Some had still not got over the "11/11/11" celebrations and as usual, some had some other things to do. So another small group of about 30 members turned up.


The papers went in the usual 'in' but the warm up walk was extended to the right and right up to the housing where the first check was laid.

This was broken way back and this time, it did not up for the vertical climb to the water tank (the Puchong group's usual main co-hare, Tangki Air, was not around, so the water tank was also given a miss). The papers led through the undergrowth and then suddenly the trail went dead. Climbing up, Kiki found papers and called On On.

The trail went slightly up a short distance and then along the terrace. Then up again for another short distance before contining on the terrace. Some places where it was overgrown with 'lallang' was found a wee bit dangerous.

Going round the hill, the papers did not hit the Air Hitam forest reserve but instead made its way down and back through the graveyard, intending to scare the undead.

Kiki was FRB coming out within the hour. All were out within the next 45 mins.

Circle conducted by Song Lau. Joachim was tasked with being the Mystery whip.

On On was a restaurant at the town.



Next Run: No 957 Date: 19/11/2011 Hare: KFC Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

(Our member, Matahari, underwent successful surgery on 16/11/2011. He is still in ICU.)

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Thursday, November 10, 2011

Rehashed 20111105 Matahari

Run: 955 Hare: Matahari Sami Venue: Kota WarisanCohare: Kilat


There was a run set in this area previously but the hare this time moved the runsite parking to a cow grazing area just close to the co-hare's residence.

Probably due to the distance, there was only a small group of about 30 members who went in at the sound of the On On. A few others came in a bit later.

The papers led on tarmac for a good warm up before going under canopy and the first check. Dipstick, leading, broke this check and then disappeared. The trail was all through the oil palm estate, meandering and looping which allowed some to shortcut at the loops (Two assumed short cutters were 'rewarded' at the circle). There were no hills.

Dipstick was out in 40mins and the last within the hour. Bandit surprisingly came early and completed the run and did not fail to mention the four climbs that he had to endure during the run.

'On The Way' made an appearance, though late.

The Hare gave a 'jersey' freebie which had the shining 'sun' and the words HLH4 FC in front and the number 37 at the back. When asked about what the FC stood for, the hare said that the F certainly was not for football and left it to our imagination.

On On at Kilat's house, just a hop down from the runsite.

The hare, Matahari, has a medical condition for which he will be going under the surgeon's knife for an estimated 12 hour op at IJN on 14/11/2011. He needs our thoughts and prayers.







Next Run: No 956 Date: 12/11/2011 Virgin Hare: Jack Kee Venue: Batu 14 Puchong

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Thursday, November 03, 2011

Jack Kee


Jack Kee


Member since June 2011

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Wednesday, November 02, 2011

Rehashed 20111029 Deepavali

Run: 954 Occasion: Deepavali Hare: ... Venue: Dengkil Market Cohares:

GM just got younger, so decided to give him some grey.



Next Run: No 955 Date: 05/11/2011 Hare: Matahari Venue: Kota Warisan

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Thursday, October 27, 2011

Rehashed 20111022 Volunteer_ Cowlin

Run: 953 Hare: Cowlin Volunteer Venue: Sg Tangkas Cohares: (None - played out by the "Pussy")

For a few days before the run, the scheduled hare, Viagra, was incommunicado. No one had a clue. Maybe
one too many of the little blue pill.

The run must go on. The runsite announced was Sg Tangkas - cow country. So who would be a better volunteer other then COWlin. So he set off alone without the 'Pussy', and knowing very well that as:

  • Nenering was in heat somewhere in China,
  • Some were trying 'it' out at Danok, flooded or not, and
  • Some had gone to check if the 'rare earth' thingy was true.
there may not be enough seasoned ones to take the challenge to break the checks and lead the runners.

The Volunteer set a 'No Viagra' short run which took Munster about 40 mins. It was a one check, one hill walk/run.

The 20 odd hashers who completed the run were so 'tired' they were allowed to sit throughout the ceremony an circle.   

On On at a near by restaurant, tong tong basis.




Next Run: No 954 Date: 29/10/2011 Occasion: Deepavali Run Venue: Pasar Dengkil
(look for the wet market in Dengkil, near the river.)

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Thursday, October 20, 2011

Rehashed 20111015 Eto & KenChing

Run: 952 Occasion: Wedding Run Hare: ... Venue: Seremban Cohares: ...



Next Run: No 953 Date: 22/10/2011 Hare: Viagra Venue: Sg Tangkas

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Thursday, October 13, 2011

Rehashed 20111008 LeeYewBeng

Run: 951 Virgin Hare: Lee Yew Beng Venue: Taman Wawasan Puchong Cohares: (must be the Puchong Poachers)

No run report as yet press time.



Next Run: No 952 Date: 15/10/2011 Time: 4.30pm Occasion: Eto & Kent Ching Wedding Run Venue: Min Kok Restaurant Seremban (Terminal 2)

(Directions to runsite - figure it from below)




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Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Rehashed 20111001 Bulldozer

Run: 950 Hare: Bulldozer Venue: Bandar Tech Cohares: King Kong, Charlie B

 Hare Bulldozer


A turnout of more than 40 but opposite ours was the runsite of another chapter who was having a celebration run. They were the Sunday Hash but somehow or rather they forgot this was a Saturday.

The run was simple and straight forward with the FRB hitting home in 1hr 10mins. It was pre-ejaculation with the 'Whore'.

Three latecomers hit the out trail going in and completed it in reverse. It was the Buaya's turn to sweep KFC coming out around 8.30pm.

On On onsite together with "poricher mein"





Next Run: No 951 Date: 08/10/2011 Hare: Lee Yew Beng Venue: Taman Wawasan Puchong

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