Run: 780 Hare: Yee Mai Venue: Broga Co-Hares: NoHair, ...
The in-trail led past the fenced-up plantations and played around on the lower foothills. A slight climb brought the runners to a check by the lone mango tree on top of the hill. This was broken further up the hill to give the hashers a straight steep climb.
Halfway up this climb, a check was again laid. A falsie on this check regrouped the FROP and on call was hailed and led to a falsie before the real trail was higher up the hill.
The trail then led up and just before reaching the big rock on top of the hill, the papers took a right turn which led to a check. The FROP had to backtrack to break it on the left for th final climb to the top.
The home trail from the top led on the "highway" down through the 'lalang' hill behind the Broga temple. Coming down on some parts which were slippery due to the heavy rain that fell earlier in the afternoon.
Cock Pain was FRB in 1 hr 30mins with KikiLala trailing 20mins behind. The rest trickled out in intervals of between 20 to 39 mins. Ballcracker and Gary Leong took on the task of sweeping out the backpack which included 2 first timers, who had a near 4 hour run-walk-climb-curse-crawl-curse-slide-curse.
Lightning and thunder that came on warranted a quick and short circle while waiting for the backpack to come out.
As nothing much could be done in the rain while waiting for the backpack, someone went to check on the leeches that were brought out the hashers. The count was about 140 with the co-hares having about 40 between them.
Of course, a favourite of the bloody leeches was none other than Tsunami.
On On onsite with Beranang's nasi lemak.
The hare being a virgin hare, made sure that everyone will remember her as a virgin always. She gave this (pic on right) to everyone. Many must wonder what No Hair was doing all this while. (report by NoHair)
Next Run: No 781 Date: 05/07/2008 Hare:Lim U IVenue: Bukit Angkat, Sg Chua
About 35 members. Normally, the harriets and the slow runners would take the lead at the ON ON sound before a run. It was no different this time and they got screwed. For, from carpark, the papers led across the road for an immediate climb.
This was a falsie, which one member later termed as "idiotic". So back to the runsite. Somehow or rather, the usual FRBs knew where the correct trail was. The actual trail led through the Agro Tech Garden Shalets.
From there, it was just climb, climb and climb, with some backchecks being laid along the way. From clear road on the top, it led down all the way on the right and home.
While on the top of the hill, the hashers heard a piercing scream. Most though it sounded like someone being raped. So like the calvary, the guys, led by Dipstick, charged to the rescue and to their horror, they found Tsunami bleeding. She was ... (continued after the video, click On On below).
All were out in good time.
On On onsite by Bulldozer Catering.
Next Run: No 780 Date: 28/06/2008 Hare:Yee MaiVenue: Broga
(click On On below for an experimental YouTube video of 'After Run Talk')
(continued from post) ... was 'molested' by a bloody leech.
First, there was the inaugural Joint Malaysia/Indonesia Run at Bukit Tinggi, Padang, Indonesia, for which about 25 members had signed up. Second, a run at Cheras would certainly mean a hill climb. Third, we were into the second week of a 41% petrol hike. And lastly, the hare was Warrenti (who could forget his last few runs).
Yet about 20 members and some 7 guests managed to find their way to Sunway Cheras. Four of the guests were from KL Dalmations led by their GM. Blackjack, who came in support of the hare. To entice the hashers to go in, the Hare placed a note (pix on right) on his car.
From the runsite, which was a car park at Sunway Cheras, it was a leisurely 1km walk up to the foothills of the Hulu Langat Forest Reserve at Wangsa Cheras. The trail went up all the way to Level 6.
From the top, the papers led down the slope on the left and out at the Cheras Awana side. The trail went along the cut-hill slope and before re-entering the jungle to exit at the in-trail.
Dipstick was FRB in 1hr 5mins while the KL 'dogs' were out at 8.30pm. It seemed they were exchanging old time stories which kept them slow.
On On onsite with capati, chicken curry and vege-fried rice.
Next Run: No 779 Date: 21/06/2008 Hare:Chong Kok MengVenue: Hulu Langat Agro Park (Head towards the 14th mile traffic lights junction along Jalan Hulu langat. Go straight towards Pangsoon. About 1-1.5 km from traffic lights, look for HLH4 signs at left junction. Travell along about 4-5 km and look out for more HLH4 signs.)
Petrol prices had just gone up 41% and the runsite was some distance away at sleepy hollow, Mantin. Yet, the pull a Triple Seven run brought more than 30 members and some 31 guests, mostly from Mambau HHH, to the Mantin town field. Run 777 by a HLH4 virgin hare.
Run started from the wood factory and all the way up the Hill. The last check at the top of the hill was a long back check which managed to keep all the Hashers together.
The home trail was a 3-4 km long road run bach to the runsite. William Kalam Kabut was FRB at 7.20p.m. A black T-shirt was the freebie by the Hare.
During the circle, Cock Pain was given the honour to present certificates to some of our members who conquered Mount Kinabalu last week. However, Cock Pain, though in the same group and who is usually a FROP during our runs, could not make it to peak of Mt Kinabalu.
On On on site with Cock Pain's famous seafood porridge.
The Rain that fell during the On On also dampened the mood of members to exercise their vocal chords at the Mobile Karaoke that was on site. (report by BloodDonor)
Next Run: No 778 Date: 14/06/2008 Hare:WarrentiVenue: Sunway Cheras (clear directions not available but runsite location could be somewhere here at Wikimapia)
Run: 776 Hare: Tony Tan Venue: Bukit Angkat Co-Hare: Kiki
About 30 members. The run basicaly played around behind the Jade Hills site. Two stretches of the trail, first going past the factory after the 1st check and the other coming down through the rentice, were considered dangerous due to the steep slope and loose pebbles.
The FRB was out in 1hr 10 mins and the back pack at 7.45pm.
The hare was ondowned before the circle as he had leave earlier. Randy Andy, who said he is back for good, took the box as Mistery Whip.
On On at Ah Wai's cafe in Sg Chua.
Next Run: 777 Date: 07/06/2008 Hare:Fong SiewVenue: Mantin Padang (From Semenyih, drive to Mantin. Just after Mantin town, look for HLH4 signs on the left. Map not available.)
Run: 775 Hare: Peter Fong Venue: Bandar Tech SubCons: Abraham, RatTail
A good turnout with about 21 guests which included some 13 first timers. Many members including the beerman turning up at the regular site were disappointed to learn of the shift in the runsite which was near the golf club / water tank factory.
The run was initially a few small hill climbs at the rubber and dragon fruit sites before the papers led everyone up the 'Whore' for a good cumm for the first timers.
Michael, keeping to his word of not having for dinner the puppy he took home a few weeks ago, brought it along for its first training at hashing. But the reluctant and whinning mutt had to be dragged and/or carried most of the way.
From the 'Whore', the trail led down and out at the highway under construction near the usuall runsite. Most of the back pack were cursing as the home trail was about 4km on tarmac road back to the runsite.
The Front Running Bastard (FRB) was out in 1hr 20mins while the hare's favourite, Henessy, with the back pack, led the grumbling and moaning first timers out at about 8.30pm.
A minute of silence was observed at the circle for a regular guest, Titichoon of Cheras H4, who had gone to the "Happy Hashing Grounds" after an accident a few days earlier.
On On onsite with seafood porridge cooked by Cockpain. Guests and members were entertained by none other than Song Lau and Guitarman. Even the rain did not stop them. (reports by BloodDonor and Nohair)
Next Run: No 776 Date: 31/05/2008 Hare:Tony TanVenue: Bukit Angkat Sg Chua
About 35 members managed to come up the road leading to the Alam Damai Water tank despite complaints of poor signage and vague directions.
Most knew it was going to be a one hill trail on this very hot afternoon at this 1st time runsite for HLH4. So nearly everyone made it up the Iron Hill leaving just Bumble Bee to worry if her car will slip down the slope.
There wasn't the usuall leisurely walk warm up as the papers led immediately up the rocky outcrop from the runsite. The first check on the top was broken on the right which led around on a loop and then instead of going up to the tower, the trail went down and down.
At the foot of the hill, the papers led left before the cruelling climb right up to the tower. The slope was near 70 degrees at certain sections. The papers then led around the tower fencing to the other side.
From the tower, the trail then led down and up and down and passed through a shiggy before coming down at the construction site for the ONLY RUN of the run and which was about 100 metres on metal road. From the road it led up and back to the runsite.
FRBs Abrahim and Kiki were out in about 1hr 20 mins. Bandit limped out last with a bleeding knee at about 8pm.
On On onsite - bicycleman stuff.
Our HashFlash was not around, so NoHair sent in these pix.
Next Run: No 775 Date: 24/05/2008 Hare:Peter FongVenue: Bandar Technology Kajang
Run: 773 Hare: Cock Pain Venue: Bukit Angkat Co-hare: ...
It was the weekend of the 7th Nash Hash event up at True Blue Langkawi which robbed this run of some attendance. Nevertheless, about 20 members turned up.
The run was mostly around the factories. One highlight of the run was that nearly all of the hashers on the trail were shouted at and chased away from a nearby housing estate by an angry lady. The hare was also shouted at and accused of laying a trail for robbers to enter the housing area.
And because of this, the trail had to take a longer loop bypassing the housing area near Balakong.
Another hightlight was that the trail paper through the rubber smallholding was picked up by some foreigners who tap there. They too did not want a trail for thieves to enter and steal their rubber. What irony.
As the foreigners were the ones who disconnected the trail, they had to lead the hashers out of the smallholding and onto the trail leading home. The FRB was out at about 8pm and the rest about half an hour later.
On On onsite. Seafood porridge cooked onsite by the hare. (Kiki)
Next Run: No 774 Date: 17/05/2007 Hare: Rachel TsunamiVenue: Bukit Besi Sg Besi (check Google map at sidebar)
JPS, the scheduled hare, could not go in with the SubCons to lay the trail as he was still nursing a sole injury. But he did go in (pix on left) with the hashers and limped out after the 2nd check.
The papers led through a different route on the right, whereby skipping 'The Whore'. To compensate this, the SubCons made the runners climb another small hill three times. The 5 well placed checks kept most runners together whilst the familiar trails allowed the short-cutters to keep up.
The FRB was out in 1 hr 10 mins and the last 30 mins later.
Everyone was given this (pix on left) so that they could tell the whole world what JPS loves.
On On onsite catered by Bulldozer. Pix of the circle uploaded to Picassa (see sidebar).
Next Run: No 773 Date: 10/05/2008 Hare:CockPainVenue: Bukit Angkat Sg Chua (Wikimapia)
Run: 771 Hare: Billy NoHair Venue: Broga Co-Hares: Abraham, Rattail Raymond
About 40 members and guests turned up on this hot afternoon to climb the hills at Broga. The trail was through the well upkept viewing point near the temple and into the rubber. The papers just played around here and back through the in-trail.
Most were out within the hour wwith comments of "short run". It also appeared that one check down in the ravine was missed.
There were 7 first timer guests who said that, though they enjoyed the run, they felt it was shorter than the 'wireless mike' they were holding. Some of them also wanted to try out the 'ICE'
NoHair, being a virgin hare, was excused for the 'short run' but not the two experienced co-hares.
The circle was kept busy with singing led by SongLau and more beers while awaiting for the go-ahead from the restaurant for the On On.
Next Run: No 772 Date: 03/05/2008 Hare:JPS JitVenue: Bandar Technology Kajang
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