Rehashed 20090124

Run: 810 Hare: Jesminder Venue: Sri Kembangan (before Jusco behind highway rest area)Co-hares: ...

Just as the run was about to start that the sky leaked, a real heavy rain was not expected as it was very sunny. Some braved through and some carried umbrellas.

Dipstick and Water Bai started the run before 'the call' as one of them had some back problem while the other 'took advantage' of the other when crossing the drain under the fence. It was still heavy rain when all the reluctants started the run and followed the 2 into some bushes with a small uphill climb to meet a road that was turned into a small river.

Trail papers were missing and some found it on top to the right by the fence and some further down. It was found that many trail papers have been washed away by the heavy rain and many anticipated a dekcuf-up run.

There were a few guys who went down and up to find paper both ways and thought "....dekcuf!! what the hell!! something's wrong!" whereas some who were on paper were not able to break the 3rd check to this trail.

So, there are some who finished the last part of the run and more than half till the 3rd check. If one from each part were in a piggy back position, it would be a complete one! It would have beeen a good run if the heavy rain didn't fall.

Some 'icing' fun during the circle.

On-On a bit further away than the last run with 2 tables set to be served, at least 3m away from the beer wagon, by tasty capati caterer - JesWife Punjabi Food ((scribed by No Hair))

Next Run: No 811 Date: 31/01/2009 Hare: Stanley Showtime Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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Rehashed 20090117

Run: 809 Live Hare: Lester ABC Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jelok Co-hares: none

Guest Cat was around the run site quite early and upon seeing the Leong brothers driving in at 5:35pm, greeted them with a good big smile. Most of the members trickled in after that followed by the 'LIVE' hare who was supposed to set the run at 5:45pm.

So, at 5:46pm the hare RAN in alone to lay the trail. On-On was called by Jointmaster JPS at 6 sharp. Most started to move for the run except the usuall FROPs who wanted to give the hare, the full benefit of 15 minutes. They then started the chase at 6:01pm just after a discussion to coordinate the breaking of checks, assuming the checks will all be forward checks.

A 5 minutes run in past the workers' quarters to the left hand side hills brought the group to the 1st check. Checking was done for a good 10-15 mins before the check was broken on the right hand side hills with FRBs cursing.

It was a big hill with a steep climb which only allowed a single file for the runners, with some clawing their way. At the top was a good swirl the left and right little downhill before a climb up the rubber estate hill to the other side to meet with another check.

Again the FRBs had a difficult time before it was broken way back by a middle runner. It was another trail running past the usual durian orchard with steep slopes that everyone thought of as the home trail there if a check was up front.

True enough! A circular check was laid with a falsie which had the middle runners screwed with some front runners having to back track to the durian orchard to find the papers connected by the back pack. It was another running trail up hill towards the in-trail by the highway where another check laid near top of the hill.

The Front Running Bastards (FRBs) finally caught up with the pack here and broke the check for the run home, leaving the back pack and middle runners trailling behind walking.

FROP was back on run site around 7:20pm, 15 minutes behind the hare and all were back within 2 hours. Surprisingly, Abraham and Cock Pain were the last home! "Tarak nampak paper!" "Ada betul betul connect, kah?!" "Sudah lari masuk dalam-dalam tapi On-On sana!"

Proven the 'live' hare was good with all tricks thrown in - forward checks, back checks, falsies, circular check with the pack finishing the run.

Iced:
Cha-Cha: 'aeroplaned' letting ABC to set the run alone;
ABC: circular check with falsie - OK, On paper was too far - NO-NO;
Silent Dragon: holding TOO with right hand when on BOX;
Karu: to ice him once in a while, so that everyone will know he is alive and kicking;
Gigi Putih: Bard an inappropriate song for the night's most handsome dresser;
BumbleBee: plucked farmer's chilli;
Cat: same issue as the previous week;
Jesminder: long pants with leather shoes, most handsome dresser;
Dipstick: a 'no brainer';
No Hair: a few 'no brainers'.

Free On-On was not far away from the beer wagon in ABC 'restaurant' with the hare throwing in an additional crate. (scribed by No Hair)

Next Run: No 810 Date: 24/01/2009 Hare: Jeswinder Venue: Sri Kembangan (opposite Equine Park, on the way to Pasar Borong)

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Rehashed 20090110

Run: 808 Hare: Yenny Touch n Go Venue: Bandar Tech SubCons: Abraham. Rat Tail

About 27 members and 3 guests turned up for Touch N Go run at the usual Bandar Tech run site despite a number pf members attending the run celebrating the Royal Selangar Club's 125th year at Bukit Kiara.

The run started at the usual entrance opposite the run site. The run took the hashers around the oil palm and rubber areas before going up the only "mountain" in this area.

There were 4 checks along way. The home trail was a parallel run along the highway out in the factory area.

The hare waited at the factory area surprising the hashers coming out with a beautiful black T-shirt. The FRB was out in about 1 hour and the last runner out at about 8.00p.m.

On-on on site with Ah Leong fried Kui Tiew.

Some members attending the RSC run came in during the circle.

Jessie was on ice for not wearing the T-shirt given by the hare.
No hair was on ice twice for calling Advisor Song Lau's phone while he was conducting the circle and for picking up the Christmas run's sign board too soon (less than 24 hours) before the OC for the run could retrieve them.
Silent Dragon was on ice for eating durian picked up on the run.

Two new boots, Siva and 'Hong Kong' Bayi joined the club while Nokia Singh rejoined us. (scribed by Blood Donor)

Next Run: No 809 Date: 17/01/2009 Hare: Lester ABC Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jeluk (live hare, be early)

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Rehashed 20090103

Run: 807 Occassion: Committee Run Venue: Km 2.7 Jalan Hulu Langat Subcons: Abraham, No Hair

The turnout was about 50 members and guests. It was raining since morning in all parts of the Klang valley but it had stopped for the hashers to enjoy a good run.

The trail from the carpark in front of the school at this first time runsite led through some muddy clearings and the hanging bridge across the river to the first check. After some confusion over a falsie, it was broken on the left leading to the foothill of the only hill visible here and the second check.

This was broken on the right and led up the hill for a roughly half an hour climb. Before reaching the summit, the trail turned right and led along the terrace. The papers then swung left uphill at site of some soil erosion, and thereby pulled the FROPs to another check.

This was broken way down on the right for the long and treacherous descend. A cicular check at the flats caught of the FROPs offguard. The papers then led back to the in-trail for the cross over on the hanging bridge and back to runsite.

The back pack completed the run in about 2 hours.

On On onsite - the caterer, Cock Pain, kept the hashing hungry for a longer time as he went on a jolly drive along Jalan Hulu Langat.

New boots welcomed and 'commissioned' -
B Chai as 'Lee Chai' and Kehar Singh as 'Water Bayi'.

Song Lau had the honor of being the 1st on Ice in 2009.

As the Mis Management Team prefer members to be appropriately attired on some occassions, they gave all members and guests this freebie.







The back of the Tee, emphasises why they are called MisManagers.





Next Run: No 808 Date: 10/01/2009 Hare: Touch N Go Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang.

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Rehashed 20081227

Run: 806 Hare: William KelamKabut Venue: Commonwealth Park Rawang Co-hares: ...

19 members and 3 guests turned up for the run, with what expected to be a low turn out became better as most are caught in traffic congestions. Also, some 'natives' (monkeys) showed up trying to 'grab some freebies' as Shopping Queen later revealed to salute the hare.

Run started by usual 'biggest shot', OnCash Silent Dragon at 6 with Cat jumping all about requesting to pay guest fees later after the run to check out if the run's worth in terms of discount.

All were on the trail that took the first hill climb on the right that was a little slippery and concerns of the little sucking buggers. From the top, the paper trail led downhill with some 'slip and slide' fun followed by a steep climb that changed the fun mood into growls, the hare had some good laughs on this.

It was after this climb that had everyone on some flat trails for a timely 'rest' before ascending to some rubber estate followed by a short climb with a checking laid on top for all to view the nice scenery of Rawang town. Having finished with the ultra short rest, the front runners broke the check with what seemed to be a home trail but was 'hello-d' by a few lorry mechanics upon reaching their 'work yard' and passing through to find another climb to a small hill followed by another climb to a bigger hill and finally on the downhill home traill.

It was no easy downhill as the trail have not been used for some time and slippery cement steps had everyone on a cautious mode with '4X4' engaged. At the bottom, reaching the well kept garden/river/camp site area, all were on the tarmac road for about 1.5km to run site. Front runner home in 55mins and last in/out in about 2hrs.

Circle was kept short for it was a 'long way from home' but with some fun with the ice:

William 'Kelam Kabut' - can't answer why there were traffic congestions; Ricky 'Ular' - by chance found the restaurant for On-On even before the run starts, over shot the turn in to run site due to small signage, a bit hungry as well;
Viagra and Siau - taking sweet time to shower;
Cat - demanding guest fee discount again;
Shopping Queen - non-starter;
Tsunami and Gigi Putih - asking HashBard to move the box so that she could sit nicely in place behind beau's 4X4;
and ... (Blackout - still celebrating Christmas.)

On-On was in a restaurant further up run site : W&W Restaurant, Jalan Rawang; hare was 'on-downed' for a good run and good food. (scribed by No Hair)

Next Run: No 807 Date: 03/01/2007 Occassion: Committee Run Venue: Km 2.7 Jalan Hulu Langat (About 2.7km from Pekan 9 Police station along Jalan Hulu Langat,look out for HLH4 directional signs on your right.)

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Rehashed 20081220

Run: 805 Occasion: Christmas Run Venue: Sri Haneco SubCons: Guitarman, KikiLala
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More then 40 members and guests turned up to celebrate Christmas the Hulu Langat H4 way.

The run was the usual trail past the fishing ponds. Then a slow walk up the hill. The 2nd check pulled the FROPs to the top before it was broken lower down on the left. Another short climb before the descend through the rubber.

It was down all the way and out through the usual home trail. The FRBs were out before the hour. A couple of members felt it was way too short for them, so they did another round on the same trail.

Freebie - beach towel.

On On onsite with kichap koli (chicken), mutton pretal, achar (pickles) and sponsored steamed chicken.

Next Run: No 806 Date: 27/12/2008 Hare: William KelamKabut Venue: Commonwealth Park (head towards Rawang town along Jalan Ipoh. After Selanyang, near Templer's Park, you will pass a Shell petrol station on your right. Drive towards Rawang and about 2.2km, from Shell station, look out of HLH4 signs on your left)




Click On On to view 2 YouTube video clips of the evening.

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Rehashed 20081213

Run: 804 Hare: Miaw Miaw Venue: Bandar Tech SubCons: Pengsan, KelamKabut

Run started with the usual run in trail and towards the left side of the hill to palm oil replanting area. Crossing through the 'usual out trail' and downhill a check was laid but was broken easily by Munster which he made the sense of it by running west ward.

A small up hill and down brought the front runners into rubber estate with a check and some 'kena' a falsie straight down hill and up before it was broken by KikiLala on the right small trail with a little climb where guest Kaher Singh said ' .....a good workout going up and down, definitely a crowd pleaser!'.

It was that this trail leads to the cows' grazing area with the 'cowboy gates' and 'doing the whore from the back'. It was all the way uphill - the hare had used the 'whore' as a circular check, from the top down but turned towards the hill's in trail that had 'front runners cursing with a smile' as most back runners went up the hill as well.

It was broken to the right side of the 'whore' on a trail leading uphill and then down towards a construction site with 'lari ikut sana, bang!' gang pointing towards the palm oil estate hill. It was a very short climb and a long gradual down hill reaching some flats in Taman Harmoni with a short run on the road that leads towards the palm oil plantation hill opposite run site.

It was not finished yet as the hare took all for one last hill before a brief run on home trail. FROP in 1hr 15mins and last in was less than 2hrs. Some light food and some kiddy chews were provided - meehoon, eggs, 'Mamee', 'PoPo' muruku....

Iced:
Alice 'Bumble Bee' - saying '...no beer already, ah?' when circle started, when there's lots;
Pengsan (co-hare) - some confusing paper;
Charlie 'Chickadee' - few handphone calls;
JPS Jit - 'BeeSingh'
Susie 'Shopping Queen' - not singing on-downs;
Alice 'Bumble Bee' - <>;
JPS + American Sam - 'BeeSingh';
Monster - barking;
Pengsan - left shoes behind;
Randy Andy - long time no see;

Announcement by: 'Bill Collector' (Hash Cash) - '..pay up your subs before instructions go out for 'splashing red paint' or 'lost tyres'...' ; Christmas Run OC announced the do next week.

On-On in Zhuan Kee or 'Monkey' Restaurant - all commended the food, 'seal of approval' good food, 2 thumbs up for a 'hash-sit-down-dinner'. (scribed by No Hair)

Next Run: 805 Date: 20/12/2008 Occassion: Christmas Run Venue: Sri Haneco (off Jalan Sungei Lallang, Semenyih)

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Rehashed 20081206

Run: 803 Hare: Cha Cha Venue: Taman Tasik Semenyih Co-hares: ...

There could have been an unannounced celebration somewhere with or without a run OR maybe the word 'Broga' was too daunting for some. So only about 23 members had to guess, curse and figure out the location of the runsite. The hare had used a couple of the HLH4 trail papers instead of directional signs.

Silent Dragon, the Senior and being senior most on site, called On On a little past six at the insistence of some. The papers led along the road past veggie farms and oil palm and right up to the foot of the hill that is usually attacked from the Sri Haneco side. A short hop and skip brought the FROPs to the first check. 

While NoHair gathered the papers to connect, Kelam Kabut and Pengsan went checking up the hill. The others went straight on along the road where trail papers were found. As these papers were just 5 metres from the check, OnOn was not sounded. 

The OnOn was finally called at the veggie farm just after the goat shed. The trail then snaked along the lower slopes for some distance before the swinging right for the climb. The papers led up on a "not so taxing" climb. The 2nd check was on hilltop which was broken on the left.

From the top, it was a slightly slippery trail down all the way to the flats for the home trail through the housing on metal road. The back pack was out by 7.30pm.

On On at a restaurant in Semenyih.

PS. As the weather was cool before the run, some had the opportunity to warm-up like ... (click On On below) 

... this.




Next Run: No 804 Date: 13/12/2008 Hare: Miaw Miaw Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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Rehashed 20081129

Run: 802 Hare: Ramesh 'On the Way' Venue: Putrajaya Co-hares: ...

(Scribe report Cumms sooner than later)

Quite a number of our 'Batangs' got pulled to Broga for the celebration run by Kajang Batang H3. The usual 'quick to jump' for celebration runs 'lubangs' being 'Unmentionables' at any batang do had to just sulk. So only about 20 including some 4 guests turned up at the runsite at Putrajaya.

The weather was fine. The run started by crossing the bridge to the other side of the river and all the way going up a hill and down to a rocky open area. Before reaching the bottom a left turn took the hashiers to another hill. From the hill down to some kampong houses, crossed the river and back to the run site.

A few hashers lost their way, ending up in Alamanda & IOI and had to take a detour before turning back.

On on onsite and thanks to the hare for the T-shirt freebie. (scribed by Blood Donor)

... and some pix courtesy of JPS.

Next Run: No 803 Date: 06/12/2008 Hare: Cha Cha Venue: Taman Tasik Semenyih (along the road to Broga)

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Run: 801 Hare: Raymond RatTail Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jelok Co-hares: ...

A good crowd showed up in support of the hare with 32 members and 7 guests. The run started on time and was towards 'the usual HLH4 in trail' by the highway.

It was a 10mins walk up the first hill before ascending a little then up again before coming to a check on top of the hill. It was broken on the trail on top of the hill with a good running distance with a gradual down slope till reaching the durian orchard.

A cross over the small creek and then a short steep climb on the right of the 'house' and followed with another run that was a big circular check coming back to the 'house' and a trail that was known to be a home trail but it was still early.

It was this that had all the FROPs looking for the 'scent' towards the hills forward but in vain. It was then that some hashers decided to take the known trail that they broke the check. It was a 10mins run to run site and FROP in 53mins.

Iced:
Rat Tail - an experienced and senior hasher for setting a short run;
B Chai - smoking during the run in;
Dipstick (multiple icings) - not singing the on-down song, Medan and fun 'incidents';
Guitarman - holding tool-of-office in right hand, announcing run#801 to be in Bdr Tek;
Elsie - 'room' fussy incident in Medan;
Ricky Ular - '2-5' not valid with a misled charge;
Richard - not introducing a guest that he brought;
Viagra - 'contracting' a run contractor that set a f***ed up run last week;
Henny So - for 'stealing' a banana to be used as tool-of-office in Betong;
Doug - hearing On-Box calling Dipstick 'No Sing' instead of not singing.

First time guest: Angel - was quite impressed with HLH4 tool-of-office

Announcement: Christmas Run OC said that pledges from members for the run have started and those who would like to, can look up JPS or Guitarman.

On-On on site by Fat Cat Catering Services and lots to drink. (scribed by NoHair)

Next Run: No 802 Date: 29/11/2008 Hare: "On the Way" Ramesh Venue: Putrajaya (same site as the this hare's last run. Look out HLH4 signs after Serdang Hospital)

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Rehashed 20081115

Run: 800 Hare: Ah Wai 'Viagra' Venue: Bukit Angkat (and at Betong) SubCon: Cock Pain

The hare enlisted Cock Pain as SubCon to set the run locally at Bukit Angkat for an expected turn up of 10 while he led a group to Betong for a viagra enhanced cross border run. Another group of HLH4 members went to Medan for the HORAS do. Despite these two events outstation, some 15 members and guests turned up.

It was a 'live hare' challenge as taunted by Cock Pain who went in to lay the trial some 20mins before the start. Jointmistress Winnie Jenny had the pleasure of calling ON ON to start the chase. The usual HLH4 FROPs were really hot on the trail.

It was a quick run in but was caught with a check and falsie which was broken by Gary on the road in the double storey houses. From here it led to another check under the power lines. Surprisingly the earlier checks were easily broken but the check just after the flats by the rubbish dump took a bit longer to break.

Cat went uphill next to the flats and yelled it a falsie yelled. This caused some FRBs to run up and down searching for the 'smell'. Soon the On On call was heard to connect to the trail that Cat found to be a falsie. ...curses...

The trail then led to a clearing with some deep ground crevices that had hashers jumping like rabbits before going in to some thick bushes on trail towards the 'summit'. Going down from this 'summit', led to another check which was a back check broken by Munster who kept yelling for some good 5 mins even though the pack was hot just behind him.

From the bottom, the trail then led up to a very bushy hill where another check was laid. It was a whole hill for HLH4, with everyone running all over the hill to find the 'smell' but failed. Having failed to break this check, the hashers regrouped at the check point where a decision was made to turn back on paper. All were out to the runsite by 7:20pm. Only ABC was 'home' by doing his own run.

Iced: Cock Pain for setting a run where nobody finished;
Warrenti for siting like a director;
Cock Pain for laying the 5th check with connecting paper too far off;
Jesminder for not teaching his guest to mark out;
Cock Pain (again) for no reason, just to ice him for the run;
Warrenti again for 2nd oscar director;
KikiLala for not showing up to lend Cock Pain 'a leg';
Pengsan for being like an assistant director;
Cat for asking for guest fee refund;
Winnie Jenny and Kelam Kabut for 'uniform' as a pair;
Silent Dragon for 'nothing to announce' but off box asking to pay subs;
No Hair (by Winnie Jenny) for scribing last week's guest Sam Kok Poon as from MambauH4 when in fact he was from SepangH4; (Carried forward icing of Abraham for the try of giving a joke.

This week's comics/jokes were mostly from Cock Pain.

On-On onsite with Cock Pain's seafood noodle soup. (report by No hair)

Next Run: No 801 Date: 22/11/208 Hare: Raymond RatTail Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jelok







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