Rehashed20100724 Sweet 17 cum Run 888

Run: 888 Occasion: Sweet 17 cum Run 888 Celebration Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

HLH4 held a 'Preamble" to treat our Guests from Indonesia, Sabah, and Sarawak who had checked in two days earlier. No run, just drink, eat, drink and party at our GM, King Kong's place. Many participating GMs also accepted our invitation to party and count down to our Sweet 17 celebration.

The next day was a great and beautiful day as the hashers arrived at the runsite. Everything went smoothly, the 5 buses ferrying some 200 hashers for the B to A 'Long' run left on time. The Long Run FRB was out in an hour and a half. The old farts, the walkers and the medium distance runners were also 'flagged' off on time.

However, its never called a Hash event IF everything goes as planned. The pre-run lunch was delayed by about 10 mins. Some food stations had long queues for second helpings. More crates had to be carried from the beer truck as the quota run out. The headache for some in deciding which of the 2 freebie Ts to wear.

It was also an occasion to honor one member, the one who co-founded the 1st Hash chapter in Kajang. Iqbal 'Long John Silver' is also to be blamed for the cause of some 9 chapters in Kajang.



Now it is time to Thank:

Thank you to the more than 1500 pre-run registrations.
Thank you to the more than 70 Hash chapters participating in our celebrations.
Thank you to PJ Harriets for having the largest contingent in attendance.

Thank you to the 120 East Malaysian hashers for condoning our hospitality.
Thank you to the attending hashers from Medan and Phuket.
Thank you to the the sole cyber registration from Sandakan.

Thank you to the about 50 'walk in' registrations.
Thank you to the few 'gate crashers' who did not cause a problem.

Thank you to the 200 hashers who got on to the 5 buses for the 'Long Run'.
Thank you to the more 500 hashers who went in on the 'short' run.
Thank you to the 500 odd hashers who did not run.

Thank you to the food caterers, without you, we would have had a riot.
Thank you to Skol beer for quenching the HAshers' thirst.

Thank you to the 'Small Stones' for the evergreen music.
Thank you to the music machine for filling in.
Thank you to all advertisers in the souvenir magazine.
Thank you to all non-HLH4 pledges.

Thank you to RELA for car park security.
Thank you to the Sweet 17 bags supplier.
Thank you to the Sweet 17 freebie T-shirts printers.
Thank you to the souvenir magazine printers for supplying the books on the eve.

Thank you to the harriets for not fussing when the fireworks went off close by them.
Thank you to all for accepting our short cummings (if any).
Thank you to all for getting home safely.

Pictures have been up loaded and can be viewed here at Billy's or here
and here and here.

Some snippets of the celebrations uploaded to youtube.





(Updated new video 03/082010)



Next Run: No 889 Date: 31/07/2010 Hare: Stanley Showtime Venue: Jalan Kacau
(The runsite will be somewhere along Jalan Kacau / Jalan Sg Lallang. Get to Semenyih town. Turn left at traffic lights just before Police Station. Travel along Jalan Sg Lallang and keep looking out for HLH4 signs. The runsite could be anywhere between Sri Haneco and Nirvana)

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Sweet 17 cum Run 888

It's "ALL SYSTEMS GO" for the Hulu Langat Hash Event of the year.

Be early and park along side the road, heeding the instructions of the RELA personnel.

Registrations start at 2.00pm. Register yourself and collect your freebies.

The buses for the B to A run will leave at 3.45pm, give and take a few seconds, to enable the run to start at 4.15pm from point B. There is "No Turning Back" on this run. However, there will be one piss stop, at Point A.

The other run will start at 5.00pm, giving half an hour for some warm-up, from Point A. The Old Farts to join here and may turn back at the 2nd or 3rd check.

There will be ample food - take as much as you can eat BUT do not waste.

The Golden Piss should, of course, be FreeFlow till the partying ends. Again ...

Directions to venue:

Those who rely on Google map - click here

Those with GPAsseS, zero in at Latitude 2°57'25.83"N
Longitude 101°49'24.33"E.

Those without Govt Property Asses or those walking or taking a bus etc. print the map below.



Hulu Langat Hash House wishes all participants a safe journey TO and FRO our celebrations venue.

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Rehashed 20100717 Abraham

Run: 887 Hare: Abraham Venue: Bukit Hatamas Cohares: RatTail, Bicycleman

The beautiful weather was an encouraging factor, inviting the hashers to go in for the climb. As the usual runsite was 'conquered' by KH3, HLH4 had to runsite on the clean tarred road near the flats on the left.

The run started towards the apartments and went behind the terrace houses for a good warm-up climb on the cement slopes. The 1st check was a back check through the clearings and led on open grounds till the fringe of the jungle.

From here it was a steep climb along and up the drain steps with another check thrown in midway. The papers continued up into the jungle for a very thorny, steep and slippery 45 mins climb to the so called "Ah Pak San". The trail then passed through the park before coming down all the way to the run site.

It was a good run, good sweat, with Lester ABC FRB at 7.13pm and all the other members coming out a short while later. Abraham should keep it up in setting such good runs.

3 of our ex-members, Anson, Mr World and Celup Singh, came and as is their usual practice, they started later than the rest, about 6.20 pm and came out at about 7.45 pm.

On on onsite, Hassan catering, food was good too.

(scribed by Amelia)




Next Run: No 888 Date: 24/07/2010 Occasion: Sweet 17 Celebration Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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Rehashed 20100710 Kelam Kabut

Run: 886 Hare: Kelam Kabut Venue: Taman Bukit Mantin Cohares: ...

It was a rainy day and it drizzled before the run started and the angels took some cover behind Chu-lai’s beer wagon, cramping him with warmth. The guests that showed up were almost the same number as members for the run.

The run started with Cat, Sharp and HoiLoongWong leading the pack on and offtrack uphill that had many gasping. It was a nice warm up for the rainy cold weather. A long climb up the orchard hill that displayed its bounty of fruits that got many excited. Some even thought of reserving some durians that had dropped onto the offtrack.

Almost at the top, the paper led to the right for a steep downhill till a small flat area with the 1st check that was broken crossing a small creek towards the right side of the orchards with some slippery trails. It was another climb but this time in the bushes and slippery! Half way up, Email screamed as some ‘stingies’ were disturbed and the whining began.

Gigi Putih was late but managed to catch up while the pack. From the top, it was another trail through some beautiful orchards, there were durians everywhere! A group was treated with some durians while some were squatting down with more in mouth than in hand! “The durians were paid for!” shouted some, “See! It tagged with a run paper! So, can eat, lah!”

The trail was slippery on the steep uphill climbs after the steep downhills, passing through more orchards with more fruit variety. The climbs were magnificent, the last long and steep climb was taxing but enjoying the beautiful view made everyone forget about the tiredness.

The back pack consisted of the durian eaters who ran past with durian burps that fouled the fresh air. It was all the way down hill passing more orchards laden with more fruits and the people went mad and picking the fruits eating while walking, luckily enough the hare and co-hares had arranged and settled with all the orchard owners!

The pack was back between 7:20 to 8pm but the angels and the usual escorts were missing! A search party was nearly launched at about 9pm just as they walked in, complaining that they had to take care of the usual cramping guy – Ular! Crampy Ular?

So, all were in good spirits and the circle started.

First time guests:
David, Irwin, Anne, Yap Fu Chin, Seaweed, HoiLongWong (King Neptune)

Visiting GMs:
SangWat - Mantin H4
Sharp - Sungai Ujong H3
Ular Sawa - BikeHash

Iced:

Guest Irwin - smoking during the run and threw butt in durian orchard, guest brought by TnG;
Dipstick - taking the role as a savior, teaching low level sugar runners to replenish by eating durian;
Cat & Cock Pain - cat claws can't help in climbing slippery slopes, private party;
Sharp & SangWat - leaving a bottle of beer unattended;
Joachim - ate the most durian;
No Hair - used the 'DNA Tester' (that doesn't work) to see who left the bottle of beer;
TnG - iced for private party;
Kelam Kabut & SangWat - if the hare ad co-hare had paid rm100 instead of rm50, everyone could have enjoyed the durians (most have been makan by front runners!);
Joachim & Gigi Putih - the durian expert and the know durian by taste;
Winnie Jenny & Cat - completed the Kuching InterHash Ballbreaker run behind Cat & Cat the noisy runner that got people leaving the ballbreaker because of the noise;
Song Lau & No Hair - strong promoters for Sweet 17;
Dipstick & SangWat - 'the pondan' & the so-called 'pondan GM' by 'the pondan' (hahaha.....actually forgot what happened)

Makan on site catered by the 'Pai Kiok' Teaman, the beer wagon left the run site empty!

(scribed by No Hair)



Next Run: No 887 Date: 17/07/2010 Hare: Abraham Venue: Bukit Hatamas Cheras

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Rehashed 20100703 Miow Miow

Run: 885 Hare: Miow Miow Venue: Bukit Lagong Cohares: Pengsan, ...


It was the weekend of the Hornbill Interhash 2010 at Kuching. Some HLH4 members may have been there to witness how an interhash event attended by hashers from around the globe could be screwed up by the disorganisers.

They could have also been there to ensure that Bombasa does not get to host the next Interhash - for a fear of the dreaded vuvuzelas. They voted to have Interhash 2012 close by at Borobudor.

Some members would have stayed home to Cry for Argentina while our Joachim was celebrating.

For some others, Bk Lagong was just a wee bit too far them.

So, until this delayed publishing time, there have been no reports and no pixies of the last run. We will just have to imagine it.

Update: The following pix received from No Hair.



Next Run: No 886 Date: 10/07/2010 Hare: Kelam Kabut Venue: Taman Bukit Mantin
(Directions to runsite: Travel on LEKAS highway towards Mantin/Seremban. Exit at Mantin toll. Turn left at T-junction to Mantin town. Travel about 1.5km not available at press time. Most probably have to head towards Mantin town and look out for HLH4 signs on the right.)

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Rehashed 20100626 Cha Cha

Run: 884 Hare: Cha Cha Venue: Bandar Sunway Semenyih Cohares: ...

Good turn out at this 'now coming back to use' runsite.

The papers led along the usual in-trail and up the 'bukit besi' where usually the check is laid. The papers led right and down to the quarry road and went across to hit the durian/fruits orchard.

The trial went on straight and up and into another orchard before going the high tension wires for a big loop and a final climb before hitting the home trail back to runsite.

Dipstick was FRB in 1hr 10mins while UI and bandit came out at around 7.45pm. It was acknowledged as a good run despite the hare having a non-hasher as co hare.

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Next Run: No 885 Date: 03/07/2010 Hare: Miow Miow Venue: Bukit Lagong

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Rehashed 20100619 9th Rotation Run

Run: 883 Occasion: 9th Rotation Run Hosted by Cheras H4 Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

Billy NoHair Recovery ... "Friday DTH3 pissed drunk, Saturday CH4 hosted 9th Rotation Run also pissed drunk, Sunday SH4 also almost pissed drunk.....now a bit awake due to some hot drink...tomorrow dunno pissed drunk in Mother Hash run or not.....recovery? nah ....."

"Buku Muka" Monday 21/06/2010 at 12:57am

(webmaster's note: Despite he penning the above in Facebook, No Hair managed a 'check back' and sent us his "This is my story" of the event. On On to No Hair.)

The mood was in the air as we arrived at the run site – drinking time! It all started just as soon as we got in contact with anyone at the run site! I went to collect our tees and the drinking had already started.

It took me some 4 glasses before I got my running shoes on and another 3 before the run started! So, I was still OK and did the run.

The run started with the usual InTrail through the factories and into the OP before going on the right for a zig-zag run through the thick bushy paths. A short uphill climb and a downhill run in the abandoned orchard and towards the rubber estate near the water tank factory.

Predictable as can be, we were running in familiar areas – dragon fruit farm hill, OP hills, towards Sungai Tangkas via orchards, away from Sungai Tangkas in the OP, passing the bungalow, on the left of the ‘whore’ towards the rubber estate (it has been bulldozed now!), did the ‘whore’ from behind, get on the trail before the ‘ranch’, passing the pineapple farm and into the OP for the home trail.

The short run was cut off at the dragon fruit farm hill and straight across the clear cuts towards the back of the ‘whore’ – that shaved off some 30mins from the original run.

Exhausted and the beer smelling sweat after the run – more drinking and mingling was the order of the night. I did know that I was drunk and me Mrs was driving – that was what I remember of last night!

Some pixies gleaned from here. On On to Michaelwin Lee for allowing without permission.



Next Run: No 884 Date: 26/06/2010 Hare: Cha Cha Venue: Sunway Semenyih

(Coming from KL through LEKAS highway, follow Rinching sign. Turn left at next traffic lights.)

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HLH4 at Pan Indo 2010

Hash events in Indonesia, another Hashinate country, always seem to have a drawing power over Hulu Langat H4 hashers. HLH4's presence at these events is not only acknowledged, it is also felt and very much sought after by the hashing fraternity there.

It was no different at the recent Pan Indo Hash 2010 in Lombok. HLH4 was said to the largest group from a single hash kennel from outside Indonesia attending the do.

Some pix of HLH4 and friends in Lombok.











Though a hash run is never a race, there will be, in the midst of all the fun, some form of competition. Sometimes, it is just the beer drinking competition or a 'boat race'. But for HLH4 members, they can compete among themselves on many things.

Click On On below for one such competition.


Take your guess. Certainly, it could not be for "best Tits" nor cutest eyes. Beer belly, no.

Maybe, largest Nose or best forearm. Longest ears? Muscles? Could be Armpit hair. The choice is yours.

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Rehashed 20100612 Volunteer Song Lau

Run: 882 Hare: Song Lau (Volunteer) Venue: Kesuma Lakes Cohares: JPS, Guitarman

The weather was teasing with rain or not. Many that turned up was expected to have a good run.

The run started a bit after 6 as all were too engrossed in the upcoming celebration run. It was towards the back of the construction site to the OP. Just minutes away was the 1st check passing the veggie farm, a falsie was laid to the west and the check was broken by going south.

I was running ahead in hope to sweat out the 2 weeks that I was absent from hashing and was running brainlessly that those behind saw me running into a circular check. Everyone was around in the OP looking for the paper. Another forward had Gigi Putih breaking it and was way in front.

I gave chase and KikiLala and Kilat was on hand to join in but left behind when going up some slopes. We were treated to some green views with cows herding in the open field and a loopy run had us back into the OP again. Another hill was waiting and a steep run downhill had the 3rd check evidently left.

A forward run further downhill where I met Gigi Putih running back empty handed and I went left to run in a bigger loop back to the open field to meet KikiLala just going uphill, Monster and me Mrs were wondering why I ran back. Dipstick yelled why I was running so slow as I was going towards the right and Kilat on the left.

I broke the check and it was an uphill run after the downhill, another uphill again to see the 4th check near a 3-way junction. The check was broken with a forward run by the middle pack and we were left far behind that we had some long chase before we were able to catch up. Me Mrs was running so far up front, too!.

The 5th check was on the direction that looked like a home trail and got us caught. A falsie that I found was on the same direction but wrong trail. As expected as we were heading towards the high tension pylon the paper was there and Bulldozer was the one broke the paper ‘head’ where we were some meters ahead.

Home trail was a good speedy run with Dipstick as we sped to get more sweat. We reached home in 1hr10mins whereas the last was before 7:45pm. Even KFC commented a good run! All the checks and falsies were good to get the packs together.

Iced:
Bruise Low - wanting to meet more beauties, hoping the coming Rotation Run by MKH4. CH4 also got mah!
Guitarman - wrong comment, wrong time
No Hair - Shanghai-ed and contracted 'Shanghai Rose'
King Kong - trying to prove a point by getting himself listed as 0% 'customer'
Bulldozer - 3rd runner, sure or not?
Beerman - under estimated HLH4's drinking abilities
Song Lau - oddman out
Kilat & Short Circuit - bringing a friend from Dengkil that is not bald ( friend drinking 'Diamond' water.....true?)
Monster - something with his thinking and action that had Advisor misled.

Food on site with Star Caterer....OnOnOn....Ah Wai Shop!

(scribed by No Hair)




Next Run: No 883 Date: 19/06/2010 Occasion: 9th Rotation Run Hosted by Cheras H4 Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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Rehashed 20100605 Bandit

Run: 881 Hare: Bandit Venue: Gasing Hill Cohare: Joachim

Turnout was about 40 members and guests. The papers took the hashers down on tarmac and on into vegetation near the lower temple. The walk down under foliage canopy and on to the tarmac leading to the 1st check near the condo.

Some expected it to be broken on the steps leading up but it was broken straight on inside the thick and thorny bushes. The trail zig-zagged through the bushes to the path that led down from the water tank. From here it was a run on the well trodden path to the 2nd check just before the climb.

As Dipstick was going up, Pengsan went across on the flimsy wooden bridge and broke the check. Again another clean runners trail up to the 3rd check at abandoned house at the fringe. Abraham went pass the house and found papers but before he could call, Munster who went in the middle, hit the trail in between and called On On.

As the trail went upwards, it moved into thick undergrowth. Again it was a torturous trail that had to be bashed through thorny bushes. Coming to the top, the papers swung right and down to the 4th check. This was broken back along the top ridge which turned right into the jungle.

The papers led down all the way straight to drain where the 5th and last check was laid, which was a back check that led up for a short climb and out. Coming out to the tarmac, the papers led left and up towards the water tank for the home trail back through the temple. This appeared too short for Dipstick, Munster, Silent Dragon and Gigi Putih who turned right on the tarmac to hit the long climb back to runsite.

Abraham was FRB in 57 mins while Dipstick came out the other way about 10 mins later.

On On onsite - Lynda (formerly Hassan) catering. Naughty Stick and Ee Gal from the Batu Hash were on hand to invite and promote their pre-amble to Interhash 2010 on 30/06/2010.



Next Run: No 882 Date: 12/06/2010 Hare: Volunteer (Song Lau) Venue: Kesuma Lakes

(From Semenyih, drive straight on towards Beranang/Seremban. Kesuma Lakes is on the left after Tesco Turn in and go straight to the end following all HLH4 signs.

Note that, as this will be a volunteer run, we will go dutch for the On On. No, it does not mean Dutch cuisine. It means Tong-Tong which does not necessarily mean Chinese food either.)

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Kwang Eng Seong

Kwang Eng Seong

Member since May 2010

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Rehashed 20100529 Rat Tail

Run: 880 Hare: Rat Tail Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang Cohares: Abraham, BicycleMan

There was a reasonably good turnout for this hare' FO run. The papers led in the usual in-trail from the water-tank factory site and took the left turn for the 1st of the many climbs of the run.

The trail led through rubber, belukar, and oil palm clearings where we had to watch out for the pricks. It went through rubber clearings where the branches and twigs were strewn along the paths to hinder the hashers.

The hashers had to go down and jump across ravines, which meant a climb waited. After some time, the front pack could not be seen or heard. At around 8pm, the 'whore' was waiting for the back pack.

It was then realised that the hare had taken us for a ride, resulting in every known curse with expletives being thrown at him. They would have also thrown the proverbial 'kitchen sink' if it was in hand. The back pack numbering about 10 regrouped to decide how to get out.

1st, Cock Pains led to find the way to the dragon fruit farm. Not reached even after going about 2km. U-turn and came back to the 'whore' and continued straight to the cow sheds.

Found a paper trail and followed, up, down, up, down and out to the rubber clearing. Loud opinions expressed on which way to go, a contest between Cock Pain and Micheal. Finally Dipstick led the hashers down to cross the ravine for the in-trail.

The pack came out at around 9.10pm and as expected the hare was not around to accept their 'well wishes'.

No one completed the run as the even the front pack SCBed out very much earlier.

On On onsite - Bulldozer creations.




Next Run: No 881 Date: 05/06/2010 Hare: Bandit Venue: Gasing Hills tower site.

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Rehashed 20100522 On The Way

Run: 879 Hare: On The Way Venue: Putrajaya Riverside Cohares: ...

We were there just in time and started together with the rest. Me Mrs was nervous as we did not know if the area would have leeches waiting to pounce.

A walk on the concrete bridge by the big water pipes got the pack heading into the rubber tree hills on the laterite road. The first check was heard and soon the OnCall was heard echoing from the left hill by Gigi Putih, only to find it a falsie. Guest SK was asked by JPS to go further on the laterite road and he broke it with ease.

Kelam Kabut was cutting through to get back on the trail while Dipstick was the new ‘pai kiok’ (walked with a limp). The pack was then treated to an uphill climb that got Pengsan nearly fainted, Gigi Putih showing his brimming teeth and Song Lau nearly ‘sang’. No Hair was brainless and seemed lost as Pengsan broke the second check just near the top of the climb.

The pack was treated to a nice view of Putrajaya and the 3rd check awaited for Pengsan to discover. KikiLala and SK were quick to break the check as some scent gave away the hide. Soon as we were at the foothills, we met KFC and U-I ‘doing the bayee way’ and ran back to reach the run site under 45mins.

Kelam Kabut did not have enough of sweat, so he went for another round that brought him back at 7:10pm. JPS was quick to comment when he came back earlier than Dipstick. The rest came back before sun down to witness the beautiful rainbow.

(again had to steal this narration from On Sex's diary)





Next Run: No 880 Date: 29/05/2010 Hare: Rat Tail Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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Rehashed 20100515 Farah

Run: 878 Hare: Farah Venue: Bukit Hatamas Cohare: Warrenti

Kelam Kabut arrived first, then Munster followed by Bandit a short while later. Then Pengsan & family, Dipstick, Micheal, Khoo Kongsi with his Moon and beerman arrived.

At 6pm, Munster led the way followed by Dipstick, Pengsan, KelamKabut and Bandit. The trail led down and then up the usual steep 1st climb. At the top the papers took the right turn to the check which was broken further up right.

From there, the papers led along well beaten hikers track up to the 1st level, then past the 2nd level to the third level. The trail then went down and up and down and up and out through the in-trail.

When Bandit turned back at the 2nd level, Micheal continued while Khoo Kongsi and Moon had enough and turned back too.

Dipstick was FRB coming out at 7.20pm followed by Pengsan about 5 mins later. Munster and Kelam Kabut came out in a different out-trail about 10 mins later while Micheal came out from the main road at about 8pm.

In the absence of mismanagement committee members, Bandit took the box for the circle.

On On onsite home cooked packed nasi lemak. Warrenti had to go out to top up the food as the turn-out of 20 was more than expected.




Next Run: No 879 Date: 22/05/2010 Hare: Ramesh On The Way Venue: Putrajaya Riverside

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Rehashed 20100508 Karu

Run: 877 Hare: Karu Venue: Beranang Industrial Cohare: a non-hashing South Indian expat

It was announced last week that Beranang Industrail estate was the runsite for Karu's run. Karu even said "my usual runsite, traffic light turn right".

Karu had put up a very clear HLH4 sign at the traffic lights and another one at the runsite.

Yet about 7 cars and the beerwagon went to the "they anounced our Committee's Run runsite". Though there were no HLH4 signs directing them there, they parked. Thinking it to be a small turnout, they started the run on hash trail papers they saw.

Meanwhile about 10 cars went further and saw the HLH4 sign for the right turn to the runsite. They too started the run.

The two groups met somewhere along the trail. The hashers from the incorrect runsite doing a somewhat reverse run ended at the correct runsite. But had to grudgingly go back to retrieve their cars not knowing that King Kong was arranging to bring the cars.

Lester ABC from correct runsite came out about 7.05pm. On On onsite with Karu's specialty of mutton and chicken to go spice up the chapati, thosai and spring hoppers.

No Hair has this to report;

"We drove to the run site to find it empty and thought that we were early and not many were coming for the run, furthermore there were no hash signs to the run site! So, there were only about 6 cars around and the 10 of us when we started the run on paper to the usual run in trail.

Just as we were about 5mins on the trail, the paper just stopped and we were looking for papers thinking that the hare didn’t know how to set the run! We finally ‘broke’ it and ran across an open field towards the rubber tree hills.

Mobile phone then rang and we were told that we were on the reverse! We were too far in to turn around and were joined by some ‘late comers’ to continue doing it reverse. The second ‘check’ we had was broken in a jiffy too and further run into the rubber tree hills to meet the front pack on the right trail.

Some confusion of directions was exchanged among some but we didn’t take much notice about it and followed paper. Passing the last pack, we kept running and soon came out to some village road that we ended running on a falsie that they didn’t pick the paper! Back tracking and followed the ‘turnbackers’ we hit the trail back towards the real run site.

From there some had done some car jockey duties while some of us ran all the way back towards the wrong run site to complete the run in reverse and pick up our cars, a little over 7pm.

I had a good reverse run while some had the good run, some just finished ‘A to B’ while some just had fun!"

Next Run: No 878 Date: 15/05/2010 Hare: Farah Venue: Bukit Hatamas Cheras

(More than half of our members and friends who regularly turn up for our runs will be at the Pan Indo 2010 at Lombok. They will, among others, be promoting our forth coming celebration Run 888. So smaller than usual turnout is expected to come and climb the Apek hill, be early)

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Rehashed 20100501 Ricky Ular

Run: 876 Hare: Ricky Ular Venue: Sri Haneco Cohares: Abraham, Blood Donor

As Bandit drove in, he looked towards the unoccupied shoplots. Not seeing any hashmen's cars there, he drove straight on to the fishing ponds only to be greeted by a "Tiada" hand signal by Gigi Putih coming out.

Gigi Putih then saw the hare and co-hares at the corner restaurant laughing and counting the number of hashers going the wrong way. The runsite was behind the 'previously empty, now some occupied' shoplots and along the 'empty shoplots turned into swiftlets hotel' lane.

At On On call, Bandit was seen going in last but he then turned back before the fishing ponds and headed out to the main road. About 5 mins later he got off from Joachim's car. Apparently our German friend's GPS took him to the abandoned factory lots site.

Both of them then took off on the trail which led past the fishing ponds up to the foothills where torn hash paper indicated the check connection going up the hill. With Bandit gasping and panting, they went up, passing another check at a ridge.

Coming up to the ridge where the left path is usually taken by short-cutters, they could see UI struggling going up with Bruise, who was formerly known as Buford of the 'Walking Tall' fame, keeping her company. Here, Bandit had thoughts of short-cutting too, but when he saw KFC, up higher, his macho instincts must have come to the fore.

Somewhere up the hill, the back pack consisting of KFC, UI, Ah Hooi and her 1st time guest, was also thinking of turning back. But Joachim was not going to allow it, saying that they were "already at the top". His voice must have goaded them on for all decided to complete the run.

With the checks were already broken, the back pack continued up and then down all the way to the home trail coming at around 7.35pm.

On On onsite, T-man stuff.

(by another lazy web contributer)



Next Run: No 877 Date: 08/05/2010 Hare: Karu Venue: Beranang Industrail

(Drive along Jalan Semenyih towards Seremban [old road]. After passing Kesuma Lakes, look out for HLH4 signs for the right turn at traffic lights)

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Rehashed 20100424 Vaisakhi Run

Run: 875 Occassion: Vaisakhi Venue: Emville Resort SubCons: ...

"Usual day with me Mrs ready! We reached the run site a little early and she saw no other than herself, the only lady around! We were on the start of the run that we saw some other ladies in MPV driving in.

Monster was searching around the clubhouse for the paper as he couldn’t find any on the downhill road but was finally pointed out to him the paper was just by the side. The pack ran out from the clubhouse and out towards the tunnels.

The 1st check was waiting and was broken just when the middle pack arrived at the check. Running in the OP hills for a short while before the front runners hit the 2nd check just by the highway and the middle pack broke it running towards the lakes.

There was a bet going on during the run as Monster and Nokia were out running each other, losing would mean lots of bottles of premium whisky!. The 3rd check was just after the lakes on a rubber hill, as some were searching on the opposite trail, Nokia hit the OnPaper and blazed the trail.

The pack was led into some Sahara-like landscape with small hilly trails. The 4th check was just half way on the barren hill. Abraham went down what seemed like a path, Kelam Kabut went round the back of the hill and Dipstick went straight up. Abraham didn’t find any paper and bashed straight through to meet the runners later.

Dipstick hit paper in the ‘mid-rift’ and called. Kelam Kabut hit the OnPaper at the back of the hill while Song Lau was joining paper on the shortest route. The pack was on top of the hill with the USIM fencing that demarcate their land and with that, the pack followed the fence downhill with the lalang cutting and poking the arms and legs.

The paper then led the pack through more lalang hills leaving the middle pack panting on the climbs. The runners was half way up the last lalang hill when Khoo and Moon was down on the in trail yelling, Kelam Kabut was kind enough to go down on the other side to lead the 2 towards the out trail.

After passing the USIM water reservoir tank, the pack was led back into some bushy rubber hills with a little zig-zag trails to end up to some cleared construction land. Further ahead were some swampy crossings before reaching the main sub station and on the OP estate roads to cross back the tunnels and back to run site.

FROP 1hr30mins, middle pack with YM – 20mins later, while the last was Short Circuit who went in late came out close to 8:15pm."

(We had no choice BUT to steal this narration from our usual web contributor who could be sulking due to short Payment)

Update 30/04/2010

No, he was not sulking, he just "busy with Email", he sent us the following:

"Hi. Sorry for letting you pick up the scribe from my blog."
"Iced:
KikiLala - supposed to be the lead-hare and only putting up the hash signs at 6:30
Viagra - the pack complained of not enough paper and so does Viagra (boxes of run papers stocked at his shop!)
Dipstick - not paying attention and commented a repeated comment from the box
Email - left her goalkeeper gloves lying around
Long John Silver - gnikcuf those who just come for the drink
Gigi Putih - 'tarak tau'
No Hair - missing in action
Maria - tarak mali
Monster & Nokia - betting who finish the run on paper first
??Walace? - no hash t-shirt
Khoo - complaining a borrowed t-shirt that he got from Song Lau
OnTheWay - branded T-shirt is much better to wear than a hash tee.

New members:
Kwang Eng Seong - totally new
Henny So - rejoined after her shortest resignation period, 3 weeks! "

(By No Hair)



Next Run: No 878 Date: 01/05/2010 Hare: Ricky Ular Venue: Sri Haneco

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Rehashed 20100417 Viagra

Run: 874 Hare: Ah Wai Viagra Venue: Bukit Angkat Cohares: JPS, Cock Pain

The heavy rain that started before the run delayed many members while deterring some to come and run. Fallen down HLH4 directional signs caused some to turn up at the factories' site.

Blown away signs were the least of the problems faced by the hashers on this wet evening. Getting on to and staying on the correct trail was a most daunting task, no thanks to washed away hash trail papers.

There were basically two groups of hashers, the first who went in at around 6pm and the other, the late cummers, who went in around 6.30pm. The first group came out around 7.25pm knowing that it was a small running area at Bukit Angkat.

The 2nd group, that is the back runners, also knowing there is not much running area here, came out around 8.30pm. Well they had to break the last two checks which the Front Runners "On Paper" missed completely.


The back group had luck on their side in the form of the better half of the co-hare who being worried on the lateness of his wife called to inform that the last check was a back check.

When the FROPs reached home, there were already more 40 hashers enjoying the golden piss.

The hare gave all members a T-shirt, similar in style as the one he gave out at his last run at Betong. This T was to signify the return from Betong, however, Viagra left an "A" back in Betong.

On On at Ah Wai cafe.



Next Run: No 875 Date: 24/04/2010 Occasion: Vaisakhi Run Venue: Emville Resort

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Rehashed 20100410 Aru

Run: 873 Virgin Hare: Aru Venue: Kesuma Lakes Cohares: Song Lau, JPS, Viagra



About 25 members turned up on this lovely day for this hare's virgin run at memorable Kesuma Lakes, the home base of Song Lau.


The trails were all through and under oil palm with about 5 checks thrown in to hold back the FROPs. The "air-field" running areas enabled Micheal to break the 1st check and allowed even Karu to complete the run.

Lester ABC was FRB in 1hr 25mins.

It is hoped there will be no complaints from the papaya smallholder.

On On onsite with the Aru specialty.





Next Run: No 874 Date: 17/04/2010 Hare: Viagra Venue: Bukit Angkat Sg Chua

(Please get to Bukit Angkat and look out HLH4 signs for the runsite, as it be either at the factories' site or near Cock Pain's place.)

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