25th Anniversary Run



21 July 2018



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Friday, July 29, 2011

Rehashed 20110723 U I

Run: 940 Hare: U I Venue: Taman Tasik Semenyih Cohares: Cock Pain

It was a nice day with some confusion for some to get to the run site as the sign at the traffic lights junction bared "4km" HLH4 with a barely visible pointing left arrow! We drove past all the housing tarmac road and continued on a well kept laterite road and further on a hilly stretch of tarmac again to reach the temples where the run site was. There were lots of worshipers and blessing hunters. We parked by the road side and saw Joachim was there early with his hug. Upon a few words, we knew what he was up to - eat durians! Wild Boar and Lembik was around to check out HLH4 for the first time.

The run started a bit late as the brainless NoHair was not ready and got GM King Kong leading the pack. It was downhill on the tarmac for about a few hundred steps and a left into the orchards. Dipstick and Kikilala was up front leading the pack through the orchards and a few fish ponds before getting a taste of the first gradient climb.

Kelam Kabut and the brainless then came forth and had Dipstick upfront to meet a check on top of a steep short climb. With Kelam Kabut directing Kencing to get on the left fork they broke that easily. It was a long climb back up with the middle pack losing the back quite speedily. Still panting on the climb, the pack were in the rubber estates and met some PJ Harriettes members recce-ing their coming run.

On the right was Kencing shouting checking while Kelam Kabut was clever enough by taking a pee. Kikilala, Kencing and the stupid botak went on to search the right side while Dipstick broke it on the left trail. The pack was closely knitted together and went on ahead through the 3rd check with a falsie while U-I and Lembik was the 2 last walkers on trail. It was a cool downhill with a long gradient climb till the highest point.

And the long downhill had the pack into the durian orchard with a lady cladded in red long sleeves t-shirt guiding the runners while promoting her durians. Some were tempted, some bought and ate, some solicited some free fruits which was permitted and some just passed through, with a climb back up to the run site for the 5.8km run in 1hr5mins.

Circle started a bit later as there was food to gap the stomach and some durian hunting while the drinkers started their stuff! Cock Pain and Reject were seen 'getting some advice from a smartly dressed in Mao-style white suit!

The hare was iced for completing her own run, any runs for a long time; the co-hare was iced together for the sign mistakes; Dipstick for plucking a star fruit without permission and thought of moon shining with its juices; co-hare again for scattering Dobi Kajang bills along the trails during his initial reccee; Bulldozer for teaching someone about something that someone cannot understand and misunderstood; Guitarman & Silent Dragon for traveling an extra 8km due to the '4km' HLH4 sign;

Co-hare and hare again for that '4km' sign that they denied against each other; Clip2 and Wild Boar for a black and white lies; Touch n Go and Charlie Bicycle for standing higher than the box and 'just came in'; co-hare again for bringing in a crate of that 'black dog' and a crate of green-bottles; Reject was wearing a somewhat lookalike hash singlet but not;

Kelam Kabut for screwing the Whip in Miri's do; Kikilala and Joachim for a 'known method to open durians; finally Wild Boar was iced for stand-in as hash Bard that he performed wonderfully that had the pack up in stitches with his unique has songs!

OnOn with Temple Cafe ala cartes and some more durians from GM King Kong and Chickadee for fest the pack.




Next Run: No 941 Date: 30/07/201 Hare: Blood Donor Venue: Shooting Range Sg Jelok

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Rehashed 20110716 Angeline

Run: 939 Hare: Angeline Venue: Bt 14 Puchong Cohares: Tangki Air & the Puchong gang

Hare Angeline
The trail was the same as that set by Clip Clip the last time we were visiting the buried. The difference was that the front runners did not waste an hour at the first check unlike the earlier run.


Billy No Hair too, this time, did not have to tour the housing estate like how he did the last time.


The another difference was that the hare's mother invited herself for the circle and On ON. Oh, and talking about the On On, it was on site unlike previously when we adjourned to restaurant for a four table affair.

Run20110716 Circle Collage

Next Run: No 940 Date: 23/07/2011 Hare: U I Venue: Thai Buddhist Temple Taman Tasik Semenyih

(Drive through Semenyih. Turn left into Broga road. Turn left at first Traffic lights. Turn right at first junction. Go all the way towards the end of tamac. Continue on laterite road till the end. Turn left into tarmac road. Follow uphill til temple.)

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Thursday, July 14, 2011

Rehashed 20110709 Juicy Jessie

Run: 938 Hare: Juicy Jessie Venue: Sri Haneco Cohares: No Hair, Email

The Hare Juicy Left the house early to reach the runsite in time, as I expected to need some extra time due to some detours caused by the other “Walk” in KL at this particular day. As expected it wasn’t easy to pass through but finally managed to be at runsite at 5:45 pm.

Hashers were busy chitchatting the days news and finally “OnOn” was called. In-trail as usual on the left side of the fish pond. Soon the first calls “checking” could be heard, a check was placed at the trail up to the right. It turned out to be a forward check, turning sharp left into a path further up the hill. A ‘smart’ hasher went on straight forward, as he expected the paper would follow some earlier run’s setting and after almost reaching Semenyih he realized that it was not ‘advisable’ to continue and tried to catch up with the backrunners.

The area was quite hilly, followed the paper up and down. Charlie Chickadee gave some good advise for a small shortcut as hashers could be seen going down a hill and up again at the opposite side.

Another check at the left sid of a hill was broken to the right. After some further steep climbing up a hill, which made some hashers stop for a while I could hear from far some voice cursing like hell. I could swear it was Bandit, but knowing him he would never do such hills.

From there the trail descended and finally came out at the clear area behind the condos.

First runner Dipstick out at 7:25. Suddenly Bandit showed up, pretending he completed the run!

I just kept quiet and enjoyed the delicious Mee Hoon…..OnOn

Song Lau did his magic and from now on Joey will be known as 'Baby Kangaroo' while Angel should respond to being called 'Calcium'.

Soon, someone else who comes without fail but does not run may be renamed 'Get Lost'.

On On onsite.

(scribed by Joachim)



Next Run: No 938 Date: 16/07/2011 Hare: Angeline Venue: Batu 14 Puchong

Drections

from Kajang using Putrajaya way:
head towards Puchong LDP and pay RM1.60 toll in Puchong South Toll Plaza.
from toll plaza set trip meter to 0, at 0.6km you'll see a the 1st flyover but go straight
at 2.0km you will see the 2nd flyover, keep left to exit and go up that flyover
turn right on traffic lights on the flyover and follow hash signs to run site.

from Bandar Sunway PJ and from Sungai Besi:
get to the front of IOI Mall (on your right), Bandar Pusat Puchong (on the left) and heading towards Putrajaya/Shah Alam
travel past Tesco on your right and keep left heading Putrajaya/Bandar Bukit Puchong
you will need to turn left to head Putrajaya and see Wisma Tractor on your left
you will need to travel about 3km from Wisma Tractor to see flyover and at 3.5km turn left on traffic light
follow hash signs to run site

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Thursday, July 07, 2011

Rehashed 20110702 10th Rotation Run

Run: 937 Occasion: 10th Rotation Run Venue: Broga Cohares: Kajang H3





Next Run: No 938 Date: 09/07/2011 Hare: Juicy Jessie Venue: Sri Haneco

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Saturday, July 02, 2011

Rehashed 20110625 Dipstick

Run: 936 Hare: Dipstick Venue: Mantin Cohares:...

The Hare Dipstick New run site for HLH4, I was supposed to be here a few times ago but have to miss due to work. At last, I got to have a go at these hills. Driving uphill on the tarmac road has already ‘informing’ us how high we would be climbing later on during the run!

The hare contracted Mantin H4 GM and Seremban Hazards’ GH to set this outing and proven that it would not be a mess up. The run started with a walk uphill on the tarmac and continued to almost about a good sweat before the dry slippery downhill into the OP.

We further went on the offtrack to see the exit from LEKAS to Seremban and followed a hill drain up. We got round one hill after the other to chase the high tension pylons, not easy as it sound as the hills are not that high not low, a few of these will surely tame almost everyone!

We got to the start of the back ridge of the hill where we started and it was a long climb up! Yes, climbing that surely have me panting and tongue wagging! The run was not long but the climbs sure squeezed the sweat out of me! A good hilly work out but was only about 6.5km on a 1500ft asl. Nice scenic view from the run site and breezy too!

Guest from 'long time ago', a childhood friend of Chong Kok Man and the Kajang fellas - Kiss.

Thank you Chong Kok Man for handling the ZhangJiaJie trip to join Solstice Hash On Tour for the our members who were there.

ZhangJiaJie = RM3000 trip + RM6000 shopping = Amelia = 'Big Spender'...hahaha

(Scribed by No Hair)



Run No: 937 Date: 02/07/2011 Occasion: 10th Rotation Run Hosted By Kajang H3 Venue: Broga

(Get to Broga Town and go towards the temple at the end and look out for Hash signs. Run will start at 5.30pm but it is understood that the "Piss" and bites will be On from 3pm)

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Friday, June 24, 2011

Rehashed 20110618 Song Lau

Run: 935 Hare: Song Lau Venue: Kesuma Lakes Cohares: Bulldozer, Guitarman

The show of support for the hare, Song Lau, was good – his birthday run! There were plenty of cars parked at the end of the road with the beer wagon loaded with the ‘good stuff’!

The run started a few minutes late as everyone was engrossed with chit-chats. A check was misleading after running towards the water tank but was broken by the back pack. After that it was so familiar in the OP! All the OP trees were the same height, same size with the terraces looking like almost the same!

There were few hills that we went up and down, there were checks that were difficult as they were long; some confusions over the hill checks as the runners were everywhere and calls were ‘clashing’ due to true trail calls and falsies.

It was the calm middle pack and the wise back pack that all were back to the run site in good time with none got lost! A run and chase that ended in about an hour that got everyone sweat by the tons!

(scribed by No Hair)



Next Run: No 936 Date: 25/06/2011 Hare: Dipstick Venue: Nippon Factory Mantin

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Sunday, June 12, 2011

Rehashed 20110611 CharlieChen

Run: 934 Hare: Charlie Chen Venue: Raub Cohares:...

The Hare Charlie Chen







Next Run: No 935 Date: 18/06/2011 Hare: Song Lau Venue: Kesuma Lakes

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Thursday, June 09, 2011

Rehashed 20110604 Yee Mai

Run: 933 Hare: Yee Mai Venue: Taman Bukit Mantin Cohares: No Hair...
























Next Run: No 934 Date:11/06/2011 Hare: Charlie Chen Venue: Valley Resort Raub

(Head towards Raub town in Pahang. After Bentong, look out fort Valley Resort. Just before reaching the town, look out and follow HLH4 signs)

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Thursday, June 02, 2011

Rehashed 20110528 Cock Pain

Run: 932 Hare: Cock Pain Venue: Sunway Semenyih Cohares: ...

The Hare Cock Pain

We parked by the laterite road outside the Chinese temple; the run started with JPS leading towards the wrong way while Gigi Putih got on paper and led to another way while off paper! We finally got on paper and it led towards the main road and towards the flats. We get on the usual rocky road downhill into the OP and climbed the long offtrack uphill towards the back of the quarry.

A check on top was broken on the left side heading downhill till the quarry road that we turned right for a slight uphill to reach the kongsi; we trudded on to the left from the hill towards a waiting steep climb on the opposite hill; we didn’t get to the top as the trail veered right again to a steep and dangerous downhill.

We got almost halfway down that the paper led towards the highly heaped earth mound between the 2 hills; it was a long bushy climb that we got in the quarry at the top of the hill; a short downhill and another right turn had us climbing the steep side of the highest hill for a loop round the hilltop for a circular check.

It was an easy forward run towards the other hill on the ridges towards the clearcut hilltop but we were treated a falsie that was easily ran through with a small back check uphill; we got on the long downhill trail till we reached the OP for the zig-zagging running trails.

It seemed that the hare and co-hare had other ideas when reaching the orchard, instead of a right turn, they took a left that led the whole pack on a long trail home in the dark!; it was a long up and down hill run in the OP crossing underneath the high tension cables twice before the final stretch on a laterite track that we got back with Email limping on a slight sprained ankle from half way at 8:35pm!

We heard the FROP was in at 7:55pm!

(scribed by No Hair)



Next Run: No 933 Date: 04/06/2011 Hare: Yee Mai Venue: Taman Bukit Mantin

(Get on to LEKAS highway. Exit at Mantin. Turn left after toll. Travel 1.4km turn right and look for and follow HLH4 signs)

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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Rehashed 20110521 GigiPutih

Run: 931 Hare: Peter Gigi Putih Venue: Sg Jelok Cohares: ...

The Hare Gigi Putih

Live hare run! The hare waited till 5:45pm and his co-hare/mastermind hadn’t showed-up yet! A phone call finally confirmed that the co-hare was stuck behind some slow driving hasher on the way in!

The pack gave chase and was on the first check at the right side towards the durian orchard and a few of us were dekcuf! The back pack and middle pack got on the correct trail while we were ‘lost’ towards the hills heading towards the back OP! We finally got back on trail after some bashing through some thick bushes and the few steep slopes to reach the motorbike tracks that the paper trail was on.

We were kept running on that towards the back OP but before that we had ran through some steeper gradient slopes in the rubber estates to get towards the back of the OP for the climb up. It was then a long and windy run on the offtracks downhill that we met the whole pack stuck on a double falsie. It was finally broken and running towards the direction of the hills where we were dekcuf!

We got to where we were before and instead of the smooth downhill trail run, the hare turned right for a really steep ascend in the dark! It took some carefully measured steps to get down that slope in the dark with curses thrown in; hoping the hare sneezed uncontrollably!

The FROP finally got back just 5mins before 8 while the hare and co-hare were back 20mins earlier!

(scribed by No Hair)



Next Run: No 932 Date: 28/05/2011 Hare: Cock Pain Venue: Sunway Semenyih

(PS: Remember, Bring your plates, bowls)

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Thursday, May 19, 2011

Rehashed 20110514 NickyLee

Run: 930 Hare: Nicky Lee Venue: Sg Long Cohares: No Hair, Yee Mai, ...

The Hare Nicky




Next Run: No 931 Date: 21/05/2011 Hare: Peter Gigi PutihVenue: Sg Jelok

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Friday, May 13, 2011

Rehashed 20110507 SoSeowHooi

Run: 929 Hare: So Seow Hooi Venue: Bandar Technology Cohares: ...

The Hare So Seow Hooi

(no run report or pictures)





Next Run: No 930 Date: 14/05/2011 Hare: Nicky Lee Venue: Sg Long

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Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Lee Yew Beng

LeeYew Beng


Lee Yew Beng

Member since: April 2011

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Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Reduce Runsite Rubbish



Cock Pain said that he would be cooking his delicious porridge for his run in May and has advised to announce in the circle for the coming weeks till his run to have all members bringing their own plates/bowls. We have talked about it for the past few months but not implemented as yet.

It is best that we start somewhere to reduce rubbish so that anyone who hares a run would not need to deal with the excess rubbish. Your cooperation is needed to make this happen and starting with this run onwards, try to bring and use your own utensils at the hash.

Anyway, using Styrofoam is not good for health in the long term.

OnOn,

Billy No Hair
On Sex

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Monday, May 02, 2011

Rehashed 20110430 Sexy Showman

Run: 928 Hare: Showman Venue: Taman Wawasan Puchong Cohares: ...

Yup, the beerman lost his way to the run site again! There was a small concern before the run started as reports of run papers being picked up by some busturds, sabotaging the run but Eto spotted him and gave chase but lost him after reaching the run site.

The run started with a trail where the locals use to get a good exercise and just about the mid of the first climb, the trail led right into jungle canopies. The long gradient uphill and down brought us the spot where hare and co-hares resting and teasing the running pack. We got on a trail on the right that was freshly cleared; it was a long downhill on a long forgotten path.

There were some good running stretches in the jungle before we came to UPM’s recreational lab complex. We then ran on a long offtracks till we reached a waterfall and clear water pool area for the one and only check. The simple back check was easily broken with a steep climb and the beginning of a series of short and high climbs that seemed endless till we finally got on the intrail.

The run back was good to generate a lot of sweat but the last downhill stretch where the locals used to access these hills was somewhat risky if not careful. FROP in 1hr35mins while Cock Pain and U-I came back around 9pm!

(by No Hair)



Next Run: No 929 Date: 07/05/2011 Hare: So Seow Hooi Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Rehashed 201100423 Vaisakhi Run

Run: 927 Occasion: Vaisakhi Run 2011 Venue: Villaraya SubCons: No Hair, Yee Mai ...

We assisted in setting the run for the Vasakhi Run and the guys wanted the one that brought them to trail between the 2 foothills and shorter than the one that they ran here.

We headed towards the hills at 3:40pm, climbing it under the hot sun. Reaching about ¾ of the height, the left off track trail led us to the back of the hill till the high tension pylons. We used the same steep downhill till the ponds and took on the trail between 2 foothills. We got to the end at a small waterfall for the climb up till reaching the trail towards the orang asli house.

Passing that, instead of using the offtrack uphill, and to cut shorter- we used the side rubber estate trail for the long downhill till we reach the young rubber tree nursery. On the downhill towards the ponds behind the OP, we missed the path straight towards the ponds and went into thick bushes and found our way out and ended up on the same pond but on the opposite side.

We got to the OP and followed the OP offtrack till we got to the factories on the other end of Villaraya. We got back to the run site to see the run start.

FROP 1hr20mins after some mis-communicated run calls that wasted some 15mins while the last ones came back around 8:10pm. Blood Donor and Bumble Bee fumbled on some run papers to short cut the run and came back the right way at 7pm.

(by No Hair)



Next Run: No 928 Date: 30/04/2011 Hare: Sexy Showman Lim Venue: Taman Wawasan Puchong

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Thursday, April 21, 2011

Rehashed 201100416 Guat Ling

Run: 926 Hare: Guat Ling Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang Cohares: Amelia, Long John Silver, Munster, Kiki.

The hare Guat Ling

It has been sometime since HLH4 ran at this site. At start, there were more than 40 members going in. Probably the morning rain in the Klang Valley encouraged a good turn out. Even Bandit was early to the surprise of many - there were not enough hills to keep him delayed slightly.

The in trail took the hashers through the mud at the clearing just after the factories. A short distance under canopy, brought them to the first check which was broken quickly on the right. The papers led right on flats and to the second check which was broken further up front.

With Gigi Putih leading and Song Lau chasing him, they stopped at what appeared to be a falsie. The placing of the correct trail did not suggest it was a falsie. The papers then took the runners close to the cow shed where the right turn meant "the Whore" awaited.

It was short good "cum' with "the Whore' who was partly 'shaved'. Coming down and taking the trail on the right brought the hashers to the clearing and another check. Here it was a true Fall C on the left. The correct trail was on the right, going on which, many would have been puzzled by torn paper leading them on endlessly.

Despite the sparse paper (the hares had run out of paper midway), the FROPS made it out just after the hour and the back pack reaching home about 40 mins later.

New Boot, Lee, the one in blue in the pictures below.

Gary Leong will henceforth respond to being called "Buaya" at hash events.

ON ON at Ah Wai "Viagra" cafe.



Next Run: No 927 Date: 23/04/2011 Occasion: Vaisaikhi Run Venue: Villaraya Jalan Kacau (abandoned factory lots)

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Thursday, April 14, 2011

Rehashed 20110409 Clip Clip

Run: 925 Hare: Clip Clip Venue: Puchong Btau 14 Cohares: Tangki Air, SuckIt, Showman, Eto, Kent, ...

The Hare Clip Clip Followed the description on HLH4’s website to the new runsite and was there about 5:15 pm with nobody else around than the hare’s car parked by the roadside next to the “little houses”. After a while Michael drove by, had a look, turned around and chased away! Hmm, didn’t he like the area because of the “little houses”? No, he just went back to the pasar malam to buy some banana for the fellow hashers!

In the meantime the cohares came back, with some co-co hares and their friends. The turn-up of the other hashers was rather small, maybe there were more cohares from the “Puchong-gang” than runners.

Run started while beerman was still circling around. Bandit not to be seen yet, still busy with some unnecessary u-turns to show up late as usual.

Front runners Dipstick, Kiki and Ernesto looking at the first check to the right, while NoHair was further to the left trying to find the paper. Check was broken after some time, continuing forward to the second check, which created a lot of confusion. Kelam Kabut, Long John and the other FRB’s checked around the bungalow construction site, but could not find the paper. R u ? was heard everywhere until the pack went back to the in trail.

Just after most of them decided to go back, Guitarman, Cock Pain and me heard Kiki and Nohair somewhere up the hill, coming down from the bungalow site. After some checking we realized the in trail was very near. Kelam Kabut, Nohair, Cock Pain and I decided to continue, even though it was already 6:55.

Long John saw the paper going steep uphill and decided to go back with Michael’s group, as it was seen as “slightly above his standard”. We had to climb up to the bungalow site and further up a tarmac road almost to the water tank. Uphill I was falling behind as usual, but could catch up by shortcutting a tarmac loop by sliding down the slope.

Finally we entered the jungle zigzagging around uphill and downhill as it became quite dark already. Surprisingly we heard some honking! Bandit somehow managed to find his way and was in front of us! Cock Pain and I caught up with U-I and decided to stay as a group as she was struggling a bit. We moved further uphill, Cock Pain pulling and me pushing U-I, trying to keep her on her feet.

Out of the bushes and along the edge of a slope we were on tarmac later, almost missing a sharp left turn at the condo. From there it was another ten minutes back to the runsite. Last runners Cock-Pain, U-I and I back at 8:35.

Circle at the runsite, with some icing for director (Ernesto), not calling on on (JPS), inappropriate behavior at a karaoke place (Showman) etc.

Dinner at restaurant nearby.

(scribed by Joachim)



(scribe and pix (click on collage to enlarge) below by No hair)

It was a new run site with the adjacent ‘new village’ and a pasar malam at the main junction. We saw Michael driving out and away from the run site towards the pasar malam. We finally saw Joachim wondering around the area to ‘check-out’ the surroundings. Kwang drove in with friend, Spiderman while we saw the first few co-hares came back (Sexy Showman, Doggy Kent and Eto). The rest of the troops started to gather just after someone said that the crowd was small. JPS and Dipstick overshot the junction and turned back to find the run site while beerwagon was somewhere in another ‘new village’. So the pack started the run without waiting for him.

RunTrail 20110409 At the front Dipstick, KikiLala and Ernesto were fooling around and chit-chatting, pushing each other to get the other stepping on mud. It was a run round the OP and into the open area for a check that was broken far back with another pack calling ON at the other side of the hill. LJ Silver was screwing the other party as their calls were ‘illegal’ as Kelam Kabut reasoned where the start paper was.

We finally saw the group was Dipstick, Charlie Chan and gang. So, the pack together again and ended up with the 2nd check that took ages to break. This was where some confusion took place with the runners all over the place hunting. Unknowingly to the front pack, the late starters found the check and did not ‘do the overall OnCall’ to lure the rest of the pack into fresher trails.

Kelam Kabut and I were on top of the hill near the back of the bungalows while we heard Guitarman, Cock Pain and Joachim at the bottom in the OP. We had a ‘discussion’ on the whereabouts and decided to continue. We met Michael, Miow2 and Email coming down from the right and they too decided not to go and followed the InTrail which was just meters away.

Guitarman saw the climb and decided not to go further and turned back with Michael’s group. The 4 of us (Kelam Kabut, Cock Pain, Joachim and I) continued to climb the rocky slope to end up at the front part of the bungalows! We were then on the tarmac uphill and then a windy downhill on the laterite road till we reached the layered slope to enter the jungle. We moved in a group to ‘secure’ each other as Joachim was a bit struggling on the slippery uphills and in the semi-dark conditions.

We were led on winding paths, up and down hills and finally heard some honking! So, we caught up with U-I and Spiderman! Surprisingly, the back pack was here with Bandit further up cursing, as usual for the hill climbs. It was on a narrow path downhill by the housing area.

The home trail was on tarmac through the housing and met 3 guests enjoying the run. I was running to nowhere and lost on paper on the tarmac, apparently missed the left turn, to make a 3km loop to get back to the run site. Kwang did the same! I was back at the run site after 8pm for the supposed to be a 7km run!



Next Run: No 926 Date: 16/04/2011 Hare: Guat Ling Venue: Bandar Technology Kajang

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